Sperm racing? A new sport is coming to Los Angeles - The Sperm Racing website’s “manifesto” cites a worldwide decline in male fertility as the catalyst for the idea.

You read that right.

A startup recently announced the launch of the world’s first live sperm race, and you will be able to watch its inaugural edition right here in Los Angeles.

According to commercial real estate media outlet Traded, the startup – known simply as Sperm Racing – recently raised $1 million in support of their efforts to put on the world’s first sperm race. The four men behind the idea are Eric Zhu (Thor Ventures, Aviato) Nick Small (the youngest sold-out founder in cryptocurrency), Shane Fan (Waterfall Market) and Garret Niconienko (Vertical Media, ex-MrBeast team), the outlet reported.

The Sperm Racing website’s “manifesto” cites a worldwide decline in male fertility as the catalyst for the idea.

“Male fertility is declining. Like, a lot,” the “manifesto” states. “It’s happening quietly, steadily and nobody’s really talking about it.”

Thus, to raise awareness of the alarming trend, the founders are turning health into a sport.

“If you can train for sports [by spending] hours perfecting your form and pushing your body to its limits, then why can’t you train your health, too?” the website continues. “Why can’t you measure it, improve it and compete in it?”

Now, you might be wondering how exactly a sperm race works. Well, the founders laid it out:

First, a microscopic racetrack for the two sperm samples to compete on will be constructed. The course mimics reproductive system and includes chemical signals, fluid dynamics and synchronized starts.

Every move that the sperm makes is tracked by high-resolution cameras and livestreamed. There will even be stats, leaderboards and, yes, instant replays.

The race itself is exactly like any other: the first sperm to cross the finish line wins.

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A rendering of the microscopic sperm racetracks that will be constructed for the world’s first sperm races, set to be held in Hollywood on April 25. (Courtesy: Sperm Racing)

“We’re turning it into a spectacle,” Sperm Racing said. “Think press conferences, weigh-ins, live-streamed races with play-by-play commentary.”

“And of course, betting,” the website added.

That’s right. The founders of Sperm Racing are creating a market where fans can pick their favorite competitors and wager on winners.

“Whether it’s athletes or celebrities, imagine backing your icon in the weirdest, most entertaining event you’ve ever seen,” the website reads.

All jokes aside, the initiative isn’t just about racing sperm, although the founders note that the idea is “hilarious.”

“It’s about turning health into a competition,” the website stated. “It’s about making male fertility something people actually want to talk about, track and improve.”

“We’re taking a topic no one wants to touch and making it interesting, measurable and we are weirdly changing this paradigm,” it continued. “Because health is a race, and everyone deserves a shot at the starting line.”

The world’s first-ever sperm race will take place on April 25 in a USC against UCLA-style battle.

Tickets go on sale at noon on Monday.

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There isn't a problem with male fertility. This is just a cover up for the fact that bitches aren't fucking anyone anymore. If they were fucking, we would have pregnancies and not population decline. Keep in mind that 50% of births in the past were "accidental". Meaning no one intended for them to happen even though they engaged in the act that produces human life. Once again women and the (((media))) are just pushing this off on men. This is typical female behavior.

You can't discuss the fact that over the past 20+ years women have gotten severely stuck up with ridiculous unrealistic expectations. Just look up the singles events videos on YouTube. It's mostly women that show up for these things. The last one I saw was 75 women and 10 men. Most of the women spent their time acting like cringey retards because there weren't enough men to go around. Men are tired of the constant rejection from these average or even below average bitches. There is only so many times a man can get rejected before he just says fuck it and gives up. It's women that are the problem here. Men are still the same as they have always been. It's the women that have gotten worse and everything points to that.
This is why "bitches" won't fuck you. The problem isn't women - it's you and your rotten attitude. People are shit, both men and women, but I feel sorry for any woman who tries with you.
 
Is this really funny or is this the start of the downfall of humanity? I'm honestly not sure.
 
There isn't a problem with male fertility. This is just a cover up for the fact that bitches aren't fucking anyone anymore. If they were fucking, we would have pregnancies and not population decline. Keep in mind that 50% of births in the past were "accidental". Meaning no one intended for them to happen even though they engaged in the act that produces human life. Once again women and the (((media))) are just pushing this off on men. This is typical female behavior.

You can't discuss the fact that over the past 20+ years women have gotten severely stuck up with ridiculous unrealistic expectations. Just look up the singles events videos on YouTube. It's mostly women that show up for these things. The last one I saw was 75 women and 10 men. Most of the women spent their time acting like cringey retards because there weren't enough men to go around. Men are tired of the constant rejection from these average or even below average bitches. There is only so many times a man can get rejected before he just says fuck it and gives up. It's women that are the problem here. Men are still the same as they have always been. It's the women that have gotten worse and everything points to that.
A much more succinct way to phrase your comment would be, "I've never been laid because I fundamentally suck as a person, women find me deeply offputting, and I gaslight myself with made-up statistics to cope with the fact that I'm going to die childless and lonely. Also, I'm fat and @RL Steinbeck would never have sex with me."
 
Skimmed through the YouTube stream. Are they actually going to show the sperms racing or is it just going to be a bunch of faggots doing interviews where they advertise chink peptides
 
It's real. I'll be racing soon. Only request I had was for the sample to be collected from Jessica Alba's hair. And they were surprisingly accommodating. Goof luck me
 
is the ref female? or female looking enough?
There's a female doctor on the commentary team but I didn't see her do any commentary tbh (but then neither did their jeet commentator). She had more of an analysist (lol) position doing participant interviews and such.

The rest of em? All dudes.
 
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