Debate WelperHelper99 about his sex life, women, and marriage

I am denying it voluntarily. Sex is a choice. Git gud.

TMI

Pretty sure that goes against a rule of acquisition
Rules of Acquisition 6, 33, and 91
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I doubt that, Adderall pills are much easier to get than a chick. Anyway, I saw Obsession tonight and I really for so much for that poor dude in it.
The dude raped the chick from PPP's explanation, so I don't know what you want me to think bro.
Yes. Believe it or not your Boi has game. That is nor for the politics thread tho.
i keep forgetting there’s kids here and that the younger generations had it rough. Nobody over 25 would’ve phrased it like that unless they were coping.
I'm not gay like you bro. I don't need to fuck 20 dudes a night in the ass to feel something
 
There's no such thing as left wing Indians. All Indians are just. Working on behalf of. The disgusting. Blob monster, which is known as Modi. Who looks like a woman?
Right.

They have to be vaporized to be an unperson. For now I call them nonpersons. AKA NPCs and so on. There's no Jew overlords for them it's the globalhomo legacy of leftism that's NOT overly Jewish. There are a lot of secular stupid Jews like Soros with power, but they are not 'Jews' imo. They're demons.
 
I am denying it voluntarily. Sex is a choice. Git gud.

TMI

Pretty sure that goes against a rule of acquisition
You're trying way too hard and if you had as much conviction as you said you did, you wouldn't feel compelled to justify it to randoms on kiwifarms. You'd just know you were right and move to a different focus.

End of the day, noone really gives a shit what you do or don't do with your penis and I'd be hard pressed to think where it'd be relevant on a politics board where it needed to be stated to matter.
 
The dude raped the chick from PPP's explanation, so I don't know what you want me to think bro.
He fucked her after she came on to him in, semi-demon form from a wish. It's a good movie that leaves that up to interpretation. Would a guy or chick have their desire go wild for them and reject it all? I doubt it. It's a good movie, I hope more zoomer level ones are like this.

It's what Burying the Ex wanted to me, really. Only Dante/movie aficionados will get that.

Had to multi-edit this post.

if even kacytron came onto PPP he'd be all that, don't listen to those kino guys on sex stuff or relationships jesus.
 
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Pretty sure that goes against a rule of acquisition
No no no.
112-Never have sex with the boss' sister.
Totally different.

Anyway, I was avoiding saying this because I didn't want to nerd the place up but since we're already on Star Trek, the Ro Khanna thing reminds me of when they were on the Don't Walk on the Grass Planet and Wesley walked on the grass and they were gonna execute him, but then they didn't and everyone was disappointed.
 
if even kacytron came onto PPP he'd be all that, don't listen to those kino guys on sex stuff or relationships jesus.
Warski is married and you're a sad drunk slav. I'm fine buddy.
No no no.

Totally different.
Ah, I see.
Anyway, I was avoiding saying this because I didn't want to nerd the place up but since we're already on Star Trek, the Ro Khanna thing reminds me of when they were on the Don't Walk on the Grass Planet and Wesley walked on the grass and they were gonna execute him, but then they didn't and everyone was disappointed.
He walked onto a military facility. What did he expect?
 
No no no.

Totally different.

Anyway, I was avoiding saying this because I didn't want to nerd the place up but since we're already on Star Trek, the Ro Khanna thing reminds me of when they were on the Don't Walk on the Grass Planet and Wesley walked on the grass and they were gonna execute him, but then they didn't and everyone was disappointed.
Even they had standards.

This 'Ro Kanna' sounds like something the dumb aliens on that one ep would say was a god that gave them smarts to travel.

That guy is going to go from 'I love platner' to 'orange man bad' and back and forth like the mindless bot he is. Most politicians, outside of Trump and Rubio (Vance has a bit of this issue) are mindless bots that would be better placed with a few prompts on an AI. They're all fucking mindless money driven shitheads that hide any internal humanity and are just... 'things'.

Warski is married and you're a sad drunk slav. I'm fine buddy.
Said PPP, and you said that back. Odd, but ok.
 
It sounds sucky to be religious and have to deny yourself so many simple pleasures. Casual sex is fun, go get your dick wet my friend
I'm also against 'casual sex', and also drugs. Relationships 3rd date on, start screwing. I said before, men now have a major disincentive to get married.
 
Can we stop talking about welpers sex life?
It was a cold musky night in Utah, and Welper looked at his date, the most beautiful Mormon woman in his neighborhood. Together, they weighed a light 630 pounds, with Welpers' inflamed hands compromised 10lb of that. He looked her in the eyes, brushing away her blonde hair covering her eye and said "you... you showed me hands and didn't disappoint." The woman slightly coughed and said "Oh, I - Thank you. I really appreciated how you took me to the the On The Border near my house and told me that my lady's raunch water was killing me. Did you... Want to..." - "Yes, I would love to show you my various guns." "No. What I mean is do you want to... you know... retire to sleep?"

Welper raised an eyebrow. "Ye-Yeshh.. I would like that, I suppose. I guess." Holding her hand, he brought her to the bedroom, when he sweeped off the the various anime statues where Goku and JoJo are holding shotguns, putting on the finest romantic music of all, FF8's Eye's On Me. Spraying the top comfort layer with a quick febreeze, he sat down. "My... angel. Come to me and we will uh - come together, soon. In the act of sex." She looked at him and slowly slipped one arm out of her Def Leppard XXXL t-shirt. Smiling, Welper turned off the lights.

Legends say to this day, you can hear what sounds like two garbage bags filled with blood and marbles hitting a wall echo throughout the desert. The passion leaving a mark which no man could ever match, a romance linked not only to hedonism, but of faith.
 
It was a cold musky night in Utah, and Welper looked at his date, the most beautiful Mormon woman in his neighborhood. Together, they weighed a light 630 pounds
Nigg4r why? Combined 630, that makes Nolan's blackest of black Helen seem clean. Just no.
 
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