🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Raul Peed Smith]

What will be worse? Cumming on grave of Ethan Ralph or taking a dump on it?

His ghost would stick his thumb in that pile of shit and you and I both know it. Better to make his spirit hate itself a little bit more by reminding him of how much he secretly
loves the Sauce. His feminine BPD id can’t escape the truth!

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

He'll probably just burn whatever identification docs he hasn't drunkenly misplaced and hop across the border to the nearest ER.

"¡No no no, sig-nor! ¡Soy el gunto illegal! May guh-sta el mehdico grah-tiss."

 

[Mr. Manchester]

His ghost would stick his thumb in that pile of shit and you and I both know it. Better to make his spirit hate itself a little bit more by reminding him of how much he secretly
loves the Sauce. His feminine BPD id can’t escape the truth!

I didn't even think of the Ralphaghost.

"Jaaaaaawsh Mooooooooooon, In life you were the cheese to muh ham, buh now... Ah wear the bandages Ah forged in life, in Meheko... you will be visited by three GAWD DAMN WHORES who will show you that you should fuckin' DIE TOO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

 

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I didn't even think of the Ralphaghost.

"Jaaaaaawsh Mooooooooooon, In life you were the cheese to muh ham, buh now... Ah wear the bandages Ah forged in life, in Meheko... you will be visited by three GAWD DAMN WHORES who will show you that you should fuckin' DIE TOO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I didn't even think of the Ralphaghost.

"Jaaaaaawsh Mooooooooooon, In life you were the cheese to muh ham, buh now... Ah wear the bandages Ah forged in life, in Meheko... you will be visited by three GAWD DAMN WHORES who will show you that you should fuckin' DIE TOO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

"Gunt spirit.. is this the future that awaits me?"
"Does that make yew mad?

 

[Braphamut]

Similar theme but different casting. I made this last Christmas after Ralph's trip to Nashville. He was still paunchy then but damn it looks like he's put on a solid hundo since.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

I while back he unblocked everyone on twitter because someone (I can't remember who) had a big block list. since then he claims to have no one blocked. but the mute function is more or less the same.

Im 100 percent blocked by the Chad known as ethan Oliver Ralph

 

[JustSomeDong]

Ralph is aboout to join the "wheelchair gang".

To be honest, I really expected the gunt to lose a foot or leg to the beetus and bloodclots before we got to the cancer/cardiac event arc.

 

[ASeabear8952]

For those that haven’t seen in the Killstream thread yet:

 

[Indrick Boreale]

Not to worry, fellas. Spite will keep him alive like Deadpool's healing factor.

After all, he's owning DA AY-LAWGS in every second he's alive.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

To be honest, I really expected the gunt to lose a foot or leg to the beetus and bloodclots before we got to the cancer/cardiac event arc.

He had a cardiac event a couple of years back at an airport. 2022 I think?

 

[JustSomeDong]

He had a cardiac event a couple of years back at an airport. 2022 I think?

I knew, just forgot in the moment. Gotta love that nitroglycerin!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Scarlett prods the pig

 

[HackerX]

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She's so much better at hollerin' than him that it's ridiculous.

 

[PrestonHolt]

I didn't even think of the Ralphaghost.

Thankfully we can make sure Josh is safe, he will have to take his body in, cremate and keep filling his ash urn with cheep vodka to keep him at peace.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

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"TEARING AT YOUR SOUL!!!""

IYKYK

 

[Indrick Boreale]

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What the fuck are Daddy Gym and Kino Casino thinking in not teaming up with her to A-log Ralph, I don't know.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What the fuck are Daddy Gym and Kino Casino thinking in not teaming up with her to A-log Ralph, I don't know.

She's too scattered brained for a coherent interview.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

She's too scattered brained for a coherent interview.

Controlled chaos, just open the stream, say "here's Scarlett, talk about the RALPHAMALE", let the superchats roll in.

 

[HackerX]

She's too scattered brained for a coherent interview.

Yeah. Other than Scarlett's mind enters some sort of transcendent flow state, our only real option is for someone to give da Queen of da Sektur a good ol' dicking. As is Ralphatradition, he and the West Memphis Micro absconded from that responsibility (LOL, Ralph can't even get hard!), and left it in the hands of the Corn Prophet. I'm sorry Null, but God speed. We really need a coherent interview from Scarlett, and much like his kids, he left the masculine obligation of taking care of one's own problems in the hands of another man.

However, I can see the potential value in a maniacally rambling interview with Scarlett, by whomever has the tolerance and patience. It'd absolutely be painful for a million reasons (unironically the same reasons which should have informed Ralph that maybe engaging with Scarlett wasn't the brightest idea), but she's kind of like a 'million monkeys with typewriters' situation. Where she's definitely spitting out gold during a crack-fueled rant , but it's up to the interviewer and audience to interpret/parse her va babbling wisdom. Not that I think the juice is worth the squeeze, but I'm just saying, the milketh floweth no matter what as long as she's talking.