📚 Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Otterly]

either the surgeon specifically hated this patient or has spent his entire life in a monastery and therefore has never seen a vulva in person.

It’s giving sarlacc pit.

the orgasms he achieves are a shadow of what they once were, and now OP lives in fear that he will never have a satisfying climax again: "

How could anyone have predicted that??

 

[Kill Mitts]

a pooner is doing hecking valid coming out

Spoiler: gross

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Im scared i made the wrong decision and now im stuck like this for ever.

Well gee fucking golly gosh it's almost like those heckin transphobes you hate so much were right again and actually trying to keep you from making an irreversible mistake. Enjoy your self inflicted Hell for however long you can keep from killing yourself. Jesus Christ it's like watching someone who stunted mentally at five years old screech "UM ACTUALLY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW BEING HIT BY CARS IS A MYTH, DIE TRANSPHOBES" and then run full tilt into a highway full of "I have a small penis" pickup trucks. Well you got what you fucking asked for, stop crying. Nothing pisses me off more than when they run their mouths, realize yes it was a stupid fucking decision, but still in their toddler brained narcissistic arrogance refuse to admit their opponents to their cult had a good fucking reason for it. I don't have time for that self pitying shit.

 

[sunky]

Well gee fucking golly gosh it's almost like those heckin transphobes you hate so much were right again and actually trying to keep you from making an irreversible mistake. Enjoy your self inflicted Hell for however long you can keep from killing yourself. Jesus Christ it's like watching someone who stunted mentally at five years old screech "UM ACTUALLY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW BEING HIT BY CARS IS A MYTH, DIE TRANSPHOBES" and then run full tilt into a highway full of "I have a small penis" pickup trucks. Well you got what you fucking asked for, stop crying. Nothing pisses me off more than when they run their mouths, realize yes it was a stupid fucking decision, but still in their toddler brained narcissistic arrogance refuse to admit their opponents to their cult had a good fucking reason for it. I don't have time for that self pitying shit.

There's also the phenomenon of people of gender actively refusing to do any legitimate research about the procedures/treatments they choose to undergo. Their idea of "research" is going on Reddit and asking the retards there to hugbox and glaze them.

When I confronted a pooner who was about to start T immediately after her insurance covered it, she admitted she didn't know a single thing about its side effects, yet still planned to go through with it because she was "willing to take the risks to feel happier", even if she didn't know what said risks were. I'm sure that this exact mentality applies to all other trannies/poons undergoing SRS.



They really do it to themselves.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

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There's also the phenomenon of people of gender actively refusing to do any legitimate research about the procedures/treatments they choose to undergo. Their idea of "research" is going on Reddit and asking the retards there to hugbox and glaze them.

When I confronted a pooner who was about to start T immediately after her insurance covered it, she admitted she didn't know a single thing about its side effects, yet still planned to go through with it because she was "willing to take the risks to feel happier", even if she didn't know what said risks were. I'm sure that this exact mentality applies to all other trannies/poons undergoing SRS.



They really do it to themselves.

Oh don't I know it, then they go "WHY DID YOU DO THAT, NOW I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH IT" how fucking stupid are you people. Kill yourselves if you want, but don't be doing that "abloobloo pity me the poor twans soul" it's like none of them mentally grew up past middle school

 

[Dr Bathroom]

a pooner is doing hecking valid coming out

Spoiler: gross

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[mingo mongo]

This thread made me vomit

 

[Audit]

This thread made me vomit

Remember to share the thread with 10 would-be trannies or your suffering has been in vain.

 

[Peaches Demure]

This thread made me vomit

Come on, it's the SRS disasters thread, be more graphic! What color was your vomit? Consistency? Was it projectile vomit? Did you ruin your bespoke suit or Gucci dress? And most importantly, which particular SRS disaster caused your digestive system to revolt?

Don't for a minute believe Aunty Peaches doesn't pay her taxes!

A black troon "can't anymore" because he's black has an amhole that rivals that of the notorious Babysoots:

Spoiler: This is honestly like Triple Ditch, I pwomise

https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1us4myi/i_regret_so_much_my_srs_i_cant_anymore_im_black/

Comments:

EDIT: I know, I'm old and gay and can't archive, so if someone could do that to preserve this monstrosity for posterity, please do. The user has been known to delete their posts.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Come on, it's the SRS disasters thread, be more graphic! What color was your vomit? Consistency? Was it projectile vomit? Did you ruin your bespoke suit or Gucci dress? And most importantly, which particular SRS disaster caused your digestive system to revolt?

Don't for a minute believe Aunty Peaches doesn't pay her taxes!

A black troon "can't anymore" because he's black has an amhole that rivals that of the notorious Babysoots:

Spoiler: This is honestly like Triple Ditch, I pwomise

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1us4myi/i_regret_so_much_my_srs_i_cant_anymore_im_black/

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Does Reddit ban you if you forget to call troons "girl" and pooners "dude" or something? Only one comment tells him to go to the hospital in a straightforward way. The rest are like "Omg gurllll it would totally slay if you went to the *flips hair* emergency room "

And when it's a pooner in distress, all the comments are like "No like dude I mean man you should totally go to the fricken uhhh...hospital right now bro. Dood."

Is this how they think women/men talk to each other?

 

[Peaches Demure]

Does Reddit ban you if you forget to call troons "girl" and pooners "dude" or something? Only one comment tells him to go to the hospital in a straightforward way. The rest are like "Omg gurllll it would totally slay if you went to the *flips hair* emergency room "

And when it's a pooner in distress, all the comments are like "No like dude I mean man you should totally go to the fricken uhhh...hospital right now bro. Dood."

Is this how they think women/men talk to each other?

Gender Affirmation is their number one priority even if they're literally dying.

The only comment with a factual tone is this one:

 

[Snack Cracker]

Gender Affirmation is their number one priority even if they're literally dying.

The only comment with a factual tone is this one:

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Don’t worry, his surgeon said it’s not a big deal!

 

[Peaches Demure]

Don’t worry, his surgeon said it’s not a big deal!
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Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, he's walking around with that thing between his legs?? It's a miracle his pelvic bottom hasn't completely come apart already. And I mean that literally. He should not be walking with a crotch wound like that, not even from the bed to the bathroom.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

EDIT: I know, I'm old and gay and can't archive, so if someone could do that to preserve this monstrosity for posterity, please do. The user has been known to delete their posts.

Archive

 

[dubiousroach]

Don’t worry, his surgeon said it’s not a big deal!
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How absolutely mind broken do you have to be to believe this?? Like he can see how bad it is himself does he really need to ask his surgeon if he should go to the hospital for his grey oozing axewound?

The delusion and cope with these people is incredible and should be studied.

 

[Aunt Carol]

And when it's a pooner in distress, all the comments are like "No like dude I mean man you should totally go to the fricken uhhh...hospital right now bro. Dood."

Is this how they think women/men talk to each other?

If you look in the comments in any "what's up with my body" subreddits, you'll see the true and honest male way to express this sentiment:

 

[Dolly Brooks]

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There's also the phenomenon of people of gender actively refusing to do any legitimate research about the procedures/treatments they choose to undergo. Their idea of "research" is going on Reddit and asking the retards there to hugbox and glaze them.

When I confronted a pooner who was about to start T immediately after her insurance covered it, she admitted she didn't know a single thing about its side effects, yet still planned to go through with it because she was "willing to take the risks to feel happier", even if she didn't know what said risks were. I'm sure that this exact mentality applies to all other trannies/poons undergoing SRS.



They really do it to themselves.

I research ten dollar makeup purchases more than some of them research this experimental shit, I can’t fuckin’ relate at all.

I saw this earlier and decided against posting it because I felt kinda bad but it’s so on topic that I went back to it and captured all of the responses, too.

Spoiler

Maybe this is heckin’ classist of me but if you can’t afford extra pads, maybe you shouldn’t carve a new hole into your body? Idk

Barely disguised fetish recs, thanks guys.

Jerry Springer reruns: not even once.

Yeah, fungating breast tumors are definitely the same as dick that’s supposed to be there.

INCREDIBLE

“Gender dysphoria” getting worse after surgery, maybe such cases.

Can’t lose your place in line!

I love these “my PS5 works fine ” on the tech support forum posts. Read the room trannies, geez.

Not Homer!

^ Most sane tranny in the thread so far.

Not the first or last time a tranny said it’s all worth it for the yoga pants.

Wouldn’t be troons or Reddit without “CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SWEATY!!!”

With friends like these, who needs enemies, truly? You’re in agony and pouring your heart out and they’re just looking at the post with stars in their eyes.

 

[Shark Fin Flippers]

Crabs in bucket

We just gunna ignore the bloke calling his willy a "rapestick?"
It's a good thing these people are neutering themselves

 

[Edgelord Vampire]

Calling your own dick a "rape stick" says everything that anyone would need to know about you and not in the "uwu so valid twans" way.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

We just gunna ignore the bloke calling his willy a "rapestick?"
It's a good thing these people are neutering themselves

4tranners use that one a lot.