🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Grandpa on da beach all fat and sweaty and covered up in a big black shirt (told you he’d do that) thinking he’s OWNING da haters and JIM too
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check out the lady at bottom right staring at the gringo and his selfie stick
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wondering wtf??
 
The only reason Gunt likes Mexico more than the US is no American bikers let him suck their cocks. He's been allowed to let his fag flag fly south of the border like he's never been able to up here.
 
"Ringing in July 4th in the best place possible...outside America!"

You see, normally you'd think this was a person saying "given that you couldn't be in the US for some reason, this is a neat place," but because it's Ralph and he admitted to the Milwaukee Airport Police right on camera that he hates America, he's saying the best place is generally outside the US without regard to where specifically. Couldn't be me.
He hates the Jews because they are perceived as wealthy, powerful, and can kill their enemies. He’s a poor, weak laughingstock that has been physically dominated on multiple continents. He hates America because he’s destroyed his life to the point he can’t afford to live here or live by its laws. Ralph loves his copes; he’s not a complete failure of a man. The Jews— oh, excuse me— the Zionists and the American goberment are keeping the Ralphamale down! IYWKTTAI.
 
You can tell she is thinking "And people call me fat?"
He lusted over Soph when she was 14 and also McKenzie Rittenhouse (sister to Kyle, who according to the Wisconsin courts did lawfully execute two communists before lawfully maiming a third) who was 16 or 17 at the time.
Rittenhouse even called out Ralph and other sickos perving on his sister on some podcast after his trial.
 
What is there, to do to you Ralph? Ruin you financially? Destroy your income source? Take away your kids? Beat you up? Have your wife leave you? Cut the ties to your kids? Destroy your credit score? See you live in a shack? Give you STDs? Secretly film you on camera? Try and kill your cat? Set you up with a psycho whore to stalk you? To Dox you? Have you arrested as an inconvenience? You've covered all the bases yourself, bro. I mean, you're untouchable Ralph only because there's nothing left you haven't subjected yourself to by your own hand (little hand, too).

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What is there, to do to you Ralph? Ruin you financially? Destroy your income source? Take away your kids? Beat you up? Have your wife leave you? Cut the ties to your kids? Destroy your credit score? See you live in a shack? Give you STDs? Secretly film you on camera? Try and kill your cat? Set you up with a psycho whore to stalk you? To Dox you? Have you arrested as an inconvenience? You've covered all the bases yourself, bro. I mean, you're untouchable Ralph only because there's nothing left you haven't subjected yourself to by your own hand (little hand, too).

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This is such a dumb cope. Trust, we're the very last people who wanna see Ralph dead. Elaine, Jesse, plategang, etc, they all maybe want to see ralph dead. Personally, I want him to live forever, i want him to live the most interesting life possible, because it's not only the most uncomfortable and inconvenient outcome for him, but it's also the funniest.

I tuned into his show late the other day while he was talking to guntchat, he genuinely thinks we're trying to get him deplatformed and sent to prison. That couldn't be further from the truth.

For as much as be postulates about what he thinks KWF is about, this stupid nigger really doesnt get it.
 
For as much as be postulates about what he thinks KWF is about, this stupid nigger really doesnt get it.
As always with Ralph it is 100% projection. Everything he accuses others of doing he is actually guilty of. The only person he might be fooling is himself and, even then, he needs an awful lot of intoxicating substances in order to live with himself.

Couldn’t be me! :diddler:
 
This is such a dumb cope. Trust, we're the very last people who wanna see Ralph dead. Elaine, Jesse, plategang, etc, they all maybe want to see ralph dead. Personally, I want him to live forever, i want him to live the most interesting life possible, because it's not only the most uncomfortable and inconvenient outcome for him, but it's also the funniest.

I tuned into his show late the other day while he was talking to guntchat, he genuinely thinks we're trying to get him deplatformed and sent to prison. That couldn't be further from the truth.

For as much as be postulates about what he thinks KWF is about, this stupid nigger really doesnt get it.
Couldn't agree more! We don't have to do anything - he is a self-made disaster. May he live long and flounder, $3 at a time.
 
Imagine the smell of this greasy pig covered in sweat.
All fat and sweaty on the beach where it’s 90 degrees in the shade and muggy as hell, in a big black shirt. Surrounded by ‘plenty of HOT ASS’
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Aren’t you TOTALLY JEALOUS?
Jim is OWNED btw

What is there, to do to you Ralph? Ruin you financially? Destroy your income source? Take away your kids? Beat you up? Have your wife leave you? Cut the ties to your kids? Destroy your credit score? See you live in a shack?
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose. Words for ralph to live by.
 
Watch CNN with me from my motel room
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Ralph’s post reads like what a dim 16 year old in 2005 thought sounded really cool from watching beer commercials.

Given what his typical living conditions a cheap Mexican hotel room seems luxurious to Ralph.

I hope he’s got his Tommy socks and Timberlands with lifts to impress all the bikini babes on the beach. A fat, pasty, greasy, very sweaty, middle aged man in a black t-shirts on the beach holding a selfie stick is a babe magnet dontcha know.
 
Do you think he puts white zinc paste on the gunt or will any high spf sunscreen work?
It's been theorized by guntologists that the gunt secretes its own UV protectorant. It's large surface area combined with Ethan's current level of poverty makes it unlikely he's able to afford enough sunscreen to cover it. Although, he hasn't been seen outside by the light of day in quite some time. I guess he could have been saving up his pesos long enough to afford enough bottles for a beech excursion.
 
It's been theorized by guntologists that the gunt secretes its own UV protectorant. It's large surface area combined with Ethan's current level of poverty makes it unlikely he's able to afford enough sunscreen to cover it. Although, he hasn't been seen outside by the light of day in quite some time. I guess he could have been saving up his pesos long enough to afford enough bottles for a beech excursion.
The gunt secretions actually absorb light and convert it into energy that can power the gunt when torta funds are low. It's currently being studied by Gunter Solar for use as a solar panel coating to increase efficiency.
 
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