🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Oh please let the person that cussed him out be "Amanda."
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IIRC he posted a dumb meme of Spider-Man getting Thanos snapped or similar right as the movie was still in theaters and then acted like he totally wasn't trying to spoil anything for his followers.
 
Do you suppose Rusty has any plans on traveling to NYC to crash Taylor Swift's as a final hail Mary to make her his personal whore/sugar momma? While she seems to no longer get any mentions, you know deep down he's still salty over everything that's happened.
He'll cite the legal precedence of Shrek being able to run into a church while yelling "I object!"

So realistically no but it would funny if that was the actual reason he's been staying relatively silent lately with his lawsuits instead of him being massively depressed over losing everywhere all the time and being homeless.
 
minna-san!I have a Russell joke.

A russell-monkey walks into a court-hearing, on-time.He asks kusohardship for extension . 

No-one is there, it is gaijin day of independence.

He gets extension anyways.

that's the joke.

Happy 4th eve, sad state of affairs when Greer v Aggie is the most active lolsuit threat
 
On this, the day of Taylor Swift's wedding, spare a thought for Russell Greer who had her, but then lost her after heeding the advice of an owl with the voice of Morgan Freeman.
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As entertaining as the lolsuits are, I miss the early heydey of this thread when he was always getting trolled on Facebook by the likes of Kayli (a lesbian former coworker and the artistic genius who painted this).
 
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As entertaining as the lolsuits are, I miss the early heydey of this thread when he was always getting trolled on Facebook by the likes of Kayli (a lesbian former coworker and the artistic genius who painted this).
It was a much more innocent time ITT. No Erica, no homeless arc (as funny as that has been), just a lot of harmless stuff to laugh about. He was more open and (needlessly) optimistic about his (less than zero) chances to make it big and find his forever hooker. And of course Kayli, I keep hoping she’ll look him up, find this thread, and join,

But, this is what narcissistic collapse looks like. While I love that for him, I hate it for us.
 
hang on, am I crazy or is this not illegal solicitation for his "brothel" again.
How does he still not get that Nevada brothels DO NOT RECRUIT by law?

Natalie Banks said that in order to get a job in a brothel, prostitutes have to go to them and ask for a job, so that there is absolutely no evidence to claim coercion and human trafficking afterwards. How does Greer still not understand what a huge liability this is?

Deep down, Russell knows he's never getting that brothel and has nothing to lose by harassing these women online.
 
hang on, am I crazy or is this not illegal solicitation for his "brothel" again.

She's not a whore though. She's the marketing director for Stoughcool LLC -- a firm that produces lubricants for tools that cut metal.

What possible business could Russell have with somebody in the engineering/metalworking industry?

Just kidding. I know what business it is. He sees that ample bosom and wants to offer her a job in his imaginary brothel. It's clearly a fetish. He's obviously jerking off at the idea of harrassing these women.

It's about time this fucker got locked up if you ask me.
 
How does he still not get that Nevada brothels DO NOT RECRUIT by law?

Natalie Banks said that in order to get a job in a brothel, prostitutes have to go to them and ask for a job, so that there is absolutely no evidence to claim coercion and human trafficking afterwards. How does Greer still not understand what a huge liability this is?

Deep down, Russell knows he's never getting that brothel and has nothing to lose by harassing these women online.
Russell obviously understands this because the Manifesto of the Mile High Neon PROMISES he won't be soliciting prostitutes or johns, but instead will wait for them to come to him. He even waxes patriotic about it:
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Russell obviously understands this because the Manifesto of the Mile High Neon PROMISES he won't be soliciting prostitutes or johns, but instead will wait for them to come to him. He even waxes patriotic about it:
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The New "Colsossus?" I know he doesn't even look at these after writing but come on.
 
Do you guys think Russell would ever troon out? He acts like them in every other way (forcing his fetish onto non consenting women^^ on linked in, gets off on making women uncomfortable etc.)
He doesn't strike me as the type; he wants to be a hot stud, not a lesbian. Maybe after another decade of crushing loneliness, he could become a r/TransLater kween?
 
hang on, am I crazy or is this not illegal solicitation for his "brothel" again.
Oh please, please let a lawyer stand up in court and argue, on Russell's behalf, "You see judge, my client is so poor and stupid that he definitely will never own a brothel, so he can't possibly have been trying to recruit anybody to work in one!"
 
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