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💪 Tough GuysPatrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
If Fatrick were smart he'd donate like $10,000 (a mere 2% of his settlement) to Ralph this week. Armed with such an influx of cash Ralph is bound to do something incredibly stupid to distract Jim before next weekend.
Also it might be a bad idea to throw around promises of "all your fantasies will come true in prison" given how fuckin randy your piggy ass is making me as of late...
Oh lawdy, diaper economy's skyrocketin' fuckin' again.
(EDIT: ninja'd by father holden, but thought it'd be a murican-tier rib buster to post this again.)
So Patrick is saying that all of the stalkers fantasies will come true, and in this context, the stalker’s fantasy is that Big Nicholas will wind up in the hospital and Pat will be on Grindr looking for… well, you’ve read it already, I’m sure. This is about on par as that little exchange from Josiah Tape 5 that ended with Josiah saying, “you already knew that you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits?” (Which is, to this day, my favourite single moment in Pat history)
Interesting that he assumes all football coaches are literally Nazis. I wonder why. Did he not get picked for a team because he was a FAT SLOW LITTLE PUSSY WHO COULDN'T RUN OR TACKLE AND HE THREW LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?
Also are there actually any trailer parks that have their own football teams? It would be pretty cool if they did.
He was that much of an insufferable asshole that he pissed them off enough to the point the are sending a city inspector. They really must be mad because cities are fucking either too lazy, busy or inefficient to normally do something this quick.
Part of me wanted Pat to not get an inspection because it would have been hilarious when the deck slid off his roof but honestly this is pretty funny because now he is going to have to deal with a nitpicky beaurocrat asshole who won't put up with his behaviour.
Fatrick is Colonel Kurtz for sure.
Marlon Brando probably had a fever dream with visions of Patrick and this is why he gained so much weight.
Perhaps the pests succeeded in finding a Captain Willard in Milwaukee local government capable of carrying out the mission to terminate with extreme fatness.
It’s been mulled over to death of course, so succinctly;
Patrick’s new increased confidence and fucking around with local bureaucrats makes me think that he did kill Bernell.
He got away with that, he got a settlement from MPD over the swattings, he briefly appeared to get away with not needing a permit for his shitty balcony.
I think these things made him think he is untouchable.
Pat is completely without logic he loves Biden, and ICE is fascism, but then says Biden deported more people than Trump, which logic dictates would involve ICE but when Biden did it, then it was good? This guy is legitimately mentally unwell this is classic splitting either someone is good or bad. There’s no nuance, because nuance means there’s uncertainty for Pat’s ego, that is a death sentence. He needs to know for certain that he is correct, child. Otherwise the house of cards comes tumbling down. Look at the deck saga to back down would mean that he was wrong, which is not possible, so he will always double down rather than ever admitting fault.
Robo-Holden still needs some tweaking and I still need to plump up pat's porcine personality prompts, but if I feed the machine enough shitposts from this thread and beyond I am certain this has potential.
My only concern is we are rapidly approaching the stage where I can literally just feed this story in to another robit and have it shit out a full deepfaked pornographic feature, which is honestly a little too much power than I am comfortable with wielding
