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While the US isn’t perfect, and we’ve definitely backslid over the last century, you don’t have to be perfect to be the best. We’re still the only country in the world where each demographic’s quality of life improves by coming here.
Semiquincentennial Semiquincentennial Semiquincentennial
try saying that 250 times fast
happy BIRTHDAY you red white and blue sons of bitches. strap your asses in for another round of
BALD EAGLE FACTS
BALD EAGLES are MONOGAMOUS and value the nuclear family like any TRUE AMERICAN would. After mating, they will often care for their two children (1-3 Eggs is standard, but-- being the TRUE PATRIOTS that they are-- most BALD EAGLES tend to have 2) throughout their early childhood. Up until as late as 22 weeks after their Eggbolition, SMALLD EAGLES will be tended to by their LOVING AND PRESENT PARENTS.
these SMALLD EAGLES also tend to look like MUPPETS, further proving their worthiness as STAPLE AMERICAN BIRDS
picture'd: SMALLD EAGLES when at their SMALLDEST (left), SMALLD EAGLES in their awkward TEENAGE YEARS (right)
BALD EAGLES are loving and empathetic creechurs. They have been recorded ADOPTING lost chicks into their SMALLD FAMILY. These chicks have been cared for like any other SMALLD would be. This proves that BALD EAGLES can READ, as there is no way they would have known to adopt had they not read the Statue of Liberty's FAMOUS PLAQUE.
picture'd: photographic evidence of BALD EAGLE reading
SMALLD EAGLES are the FASTEST-GROWING EAGLETS on the North American Continent. this is further proof of their Superior Physicality and Pure Americanism.
the FURTHER from the equator a BALD EAGLE gets, the LARGER it is. This is due to all of the smaller, frailer BALD EAGLES tending to retire to Florida upon realizing their SMALLTY and FRAILTY.
that's all for this round of BALD EAGLE FACTS
enjoy your three-fourths of july
If you hate America, we should just kill you. Straight up. American, Foreigner, doesn't matter. We are the protagonist, Earth is ours, get with it or get the fuck out.
Nigga the FUCK are you celebrating we just ruled that a nigger can aim their vagina like a mortar to launch a baby across the border and they can climb the umbilical cord and live here forever. We got SHIT to do before we can celebrate.
>The government did something bad, so America isn't worth our respect.
I fucking hate you faggots with every fiber of my being. I've listened to this shit every day of my entire life. I thought the Bush years were just an aberration, but it never stopped, with Obama being the antichrist to everything with Trump in the current year. At this point, I'm unironically patriotic out of pure spite. Fuck the political spergs. Our people are great, our country is great, and I won't listen to any complaining about it. American exceptionalism is based.
