Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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[CHAPTER 14 - UNSTABLE, YET UNDELETABLE]

[Characters: Cupa the Creeper, Iris the Snow Golem, Millie the Iron Golem, Ayumi the Skeleton, Natsuki]

(Scene opens in a large field. 4 girls - Cupa, Iris, Millie, and Ayumi - are all getting ready for something)

Cupa: “Phew! Finally got that crib set up for you, Iris.”

Iris: “It’s perfect! My little Frostbite is ready to enter the word - I feel him moving around.”

Millie: “Well at least I’M not the pregnant one.”

Ayumi: “Yeah, same. And I’m a skeleton - I can’t even GET pregnant!”

(A strange portal to another dimension - one beyond the Minecraft world - opens up, and a strange girl with pink hair walks through the portal)

???: (thinking to herself) “So…this is the Minecraft world. I wonder where my friends - Monika, Sayori, and Yuri - are…”

Cupa: “Who the…?”

Iris: “Can you NOT see that I’m preparing for my upcoming birth!?”

Millie: “Wait, something’s off about her…”

Ayumi: “Be on guard, girls. We don’t know who or what she is.”

Natsuki: “Uh, hi. My name’s Natsuki. I come from a different world, but I heard that you needed help with something.”

Cupa: “We never asked for help from anyone.”

Iris: “And we certainly don’t need any help from someone who just randomly appears through a portal.”

Natsuki: “I know it sounds strange, but I have a feeling that I can help you.”

Millie: “What kind of feeling?”

Natsuki: “I can’t explain it, but I know that something big is happening in this world. And I want to be a part of it.”

Ayumi: “I don’t trust her.”

Cupa: “Neither do I. But we can’t deny that something strange is happening.”

Iris: “Fine. But we’ll keep an eye on her.”

(The portal that Natsuki came from disappears)

Natsuki: “No! My portal! How do I get back home now?!”

(Iris’s face suddenly contorts in pain)

Iris: “AAAAAGH!!! Not now, Frostbite!!”

Natsuki: (pointing at Iris) “What’s wrong with her?”

Cupa: “She’s just experiencing contractions. She’s due to give birth soon.”

Natsuki: “Oh wow. The only birth I’ve witnessed was this particular day in the clubroom - my friend Yuri was pregnant with twins, and she went into labor halfway through the meeting.”

Ayumi: “Well, I’m sure that was quite an interesting experience. But we need to focus on Iris and her impending birth right now.”

Millie: “Yeah, we don’t want anything going wrong.”

Natsuki: “Is there anything I can do to help?”

Cupa: “No, we need to help Iris immediately. Her contractions are getting stronger and closer by the second.”

Iris: “I-I-I-I can't do this. I'm too scared!”

Natsuki: "I think I have an idea! I brought my favorite manga with me - maybe reading it will help Iris with her labor!"

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Ayumi: "Are you serious? How is a manga going to help?"

Natsuki: "Trust me, it has worked before. Plus, it's worth a shot."

Cupa: "Fine, just try it while we help Iris."

(Natsuki pulls out her manga and starts reading it to Iris, who seems to be calming down)

Iris: "It's working! The pain isn't as bad anymore!"

Millie: "Good thing too, because the baby is coming!"

(With the help of the girls, Iris successfully gives birth to a baby snow golem)

Iris: "Thank you all so much! I couldn't have done it without you."

Natsuki: "I'm just happy to have been able to help in some way."

Ayumi: "I will admit, I was wrong about you. You proved yourself."

Cupa: "Agreed. Welcome to our team, Natsuki."

(Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the girls, a shadowy figure watches from afar, plotting something sinister)
 
Wiggerlicious dijo:
(Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the girls, a shadowy figure watches from afar, plotting something sinister)
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MOE​


Revolution: The revival of the Otaku spirit through MOE will guide the people towards their inalienable right to self determination on the course to fulfill their destiny. Anime, Manga and VNs will be unschackled from the normie rule. The corrupt and ineffective normgroid masses that subvert the cultural interests to favor normalcy are no longer legitimate to govern, and must face alteration or abolition. An unwavering resistance will meet all enemies of the subculture and the nation, both foreign and domestic. MOE will lead our people, otakus to victory through fueling our soul and spirit, paramount to our cause, that peace will be secured.
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LOVE​


Representation: The faithful of the subculture will foster social, moral, and civilizational health, allowing people to prosper under the guidance of representative cultural spheres that ensure their existence and media. No placement of the private interest above that of the common good will stand unopposed as the barriers impeding the nation’s will are overcome. Sovereignty will be pursued with the securing of the Otaku homeland against the invasion of normies and tourists. The LOVE that fuels the Otaku Spirit shall be upheld and liberate our sovereignty and culture
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WAIFU​


Recognition: Otakus will fully recognize themselves as a people, not merely citizens or residents of a subculture, but a people bearing a unique cultural interest rooted in our heritage and waifus on this planet. Our people, born to this culture, of our cultural race, must reforge themselves as a new collective capable of asserting our right to cultural independence. WAIFUS of this culture, unique among all others, will be defended.
 
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