🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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HIS KNEES ARE UNDER ATTACK BY HIS 400LB CORPULENT BODY LFG!!!!!
my girth is under attack by woke gravity!

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Fusion Cuck: Jer & Mersh???
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Use it or lose it. Fat boy needs to know what a weight lifter or walker \ runner's high feels like a couple of times to get it
I got my old mountain bike out and started cycling up and down the canals. I used to cycle a lot; after a week I was doing 30 round trips.
Just had that "nice tired" feeling you get after exercise. Jeremy has the "I feel like I was beaten up last night and almost died" feeling every morning.

I don't think I can do the centuries every weekend like I did in my 20s, but I can definitely bang out 60-100 miles over a weekend. I am not super in shape either. I am just doing some basic exercise.
 
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Melonie Mac got literally "who"d on Reddit:
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"Mel is a fake Christian"
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"Mel's bigotry is played out and cringe."
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"Mel's a FAKE HOMOPHOBE! POSER ALERT! POSER ALERT!"
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Imagine getting chud-checked by some of the most credulous leftists on the planet.

I guess her old demographic really was Redditors, now that I think about it.
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I love that Jeremy has 4-6 giant german shepards that he never trained, sure as fuck can't be assed to feed, and his fat pig ass isn't exercising or tiring his dogs out at all.

That's ok, this is why God invented electricity. Zap the shit out of them into submission.

Oh don't worry, every once in a while they try to "munch" on somebody else dogs, but if you ever kicked Jeremy's mongrel hound in the face because it was swallowing down your young infant, he would cry his fat racoon eyes out.
Don't worry. Even the dogs more than likely hate the bastard. There's a twisted beauty in all this. Ralph, Rekeita, Scarlett, Luke (most likely) and others all hate this mf. Just when you think you could complete the list, TOBUSCUS DECIDES TO MOG THIS FAT FUCK WHILE XQCMAXXING THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW.
 
The remaining 20 or so cornbreadman archive streams are Jeralyzed, completing the catalog of 337 old Jer streams!
Yep. A lot of the heavy lifting is being done by the Claude extension in VSCode. It's really insane how much of a productivity boost it is.
Extremely highly recommended if anyone else wants to turn their a-logging dreams in to reality.
I use Claude Code on the CLI and it's utterly insane how productive it is in the hands of even just a decent developer, let alone a good one.
Not only does it make developing faster, but also makes it viable to develop multiple things in parallel- most of the Jeralyzer was done in the background while I'm working my real job! The $100/mo subsidized plan is so generous that I can constantly work on like 3 projects full blast with a comfy amount of tokens left over- sometimes I just make shit just to use as much as I can, I feel like there's no way this lasts too much longer and I want to make cool shit while it does.
 
I've seen what Jer does when he gets a stubbed toe or a pulled muscle, he cries like a bitch, he doesn't know pain.

I had a hernia from one side of my lower stomach/groin area to the other, and had to have full surgery where they pull your muscles apart and put a sheath in, and the muscle pain post surgery is honestly breath taking, sure there is worse, but everything you do uses your god damn stomach muscles, he isn't fucking ready.
 
LET'S FUCKING GO. JER'S KNEE IS RAPED!!!
I have a new conspiracy theory.

Jeremy is faking being injured so that he can just abuse opiates publicly. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually is the sort of person who malingers on purpose given how he has absolutely no sense of morality. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he's faking an injury so that he doesn't have to do any more work publicly.

But if he is injured, good. Suffah Jer. You chose to waste your assets and can't even be fucked to walk 20 minutes a day. Now you know how your wife felt when you forced her sick and injured ass to move shit.

There's a reason my fat ass tries to get an hour long walk a day, and an exploded knee is one of them.
 
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