4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC and LOLCOW, LLC, d/b/a KIWI FARMS, Plaintiffs, v. THE UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, a/k/a OFCOM

[DragoonSierra]

I'd take this a bit more seriously folks. OFCOM is a bunch of retarded UK cocksuckers but they are a government entity and do have a lot of power to exert should they choose too.

They are testing the waters with this 4Chan fine, because they don't think anyone will step forward to defend such a faggot site. It's the censorship playbook 101. Attack the things people won't dare defend to set the tone before attacking the main target. After they've made 4Chan bend the knee they will move on to bigger targets.

They can sue and in the US court system they could very well win given the right judge and the right state, and that would set a terrible precedent as once the UK proves it can enforce it's will on US companies, then so will many other cucked nation like New Zealand and Australia. Who would like nothing more then to make the Great Chink Firewall a thing in their own countries.

This is a serious matter and we are lucky some decent lawyers took up the cause pro-bono. Laugh if you want but OFCOM is not joking, they want power over what you do on the internet and they do not give a single shit about anything else. To a Brit-cuck bureaucrat the First Amendment is just so silly trash written by Yanks because they're just stupid hicks.

Remember, they hate you and everything you stand for and will do whatever they can to make you suffer just because you don't believe in what they want you too.

A few things...

Ofcom is a private corporation assigned to enforce various things. They are not a government entity.

And if they wanted they could do a great fire wall right now and be done with it. But they are too afraid of doing that because they would get extreme backlash if they did.

 

[Vulgate]

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Ah, good to see they're monitoring the situation with all due urgency and respect the Yookay is entitled.

Once the Bongistani, and greater Europoor energy grid collapses (even after every remaining AC unit is burned at the stake), the yapping will hopefully subside. I will be setting my aircon an additional 7.6 degrees cooler (rounded up) in the meantime.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You know better than anyone on this website how stupid I am.

I don't think you're stupid. Your analysis as to why any suit in US court might be bad for OFCOM regarding discovery is an interesting point.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Problem is, that OFCOM does not actually honor their promise to not pursue websites that geoblock UK. The suicide forum in your screencap that is shown as a success story is a lie. OFCOM is still pursuing them.

https://x.com/prestonjbyrne/status/2069372035302641765

Suicide forums kind of deserve it. Null opened this site because he enjoyed Chris Chan gossip. People run Imgur because they like funny pictures. If the people who run suicide forums liked suicide they’d be dead already. They have a perverse interest in encouraging and facilitating others to kill themselves. They should be on a cross.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I don't think you're stupid.

Aww, thanks.

Your analysis as to why any suit in US court might be bad for OFCOM regarding discovery is an interesting point.

It's something that gets overlooked. In pretty much every other country in the world, discovery is very limited. In the US, you can get tons of shit and that would necessarily include internal OFCOM documents: internal conversations, how they calculate fines, how they decide who to fine and who to ignore, why they go after certain entities, and so on. The UK government likely doesn't want its dirty laundry aired.

 

[Galeocerdo]

OFCOM announced that 4chan has 7 days to pay $758,223.20 or they will consider "formal action to recover the full amount"

"Formal action" - America just turns around and goes "Fuck off you bucktoothed queen niggers"

 

[WelperHelper99]

Suicide forums kind of deserve it. Null opened this site because he enjoyed Chris Chan gossip. People run Imgur because they like funny pictures. If the people who run suicide forums liked suicide they’d be dead already. They have a perverse interest in encouraging and facilitating others to kill themselves. They should be on a cross.

Objectively no. They have broken no law. They have the right to speak about suicide. And frankly we on the farms talk about equally disturbing things. Once they go, the rest of us are in OFCOM's sights.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Aww, thanks.

It's something that gets overlooked. In pretty much every other country in the world, discovery is very limited. In the US, you can get tons of shit and that would necessarily include internal OFCOM documents: internal conversations, how they calculate fines, how they decide who to fine and who to ignore, why they go after certain entities, and so on. The UK government likely doesn't want its dirty laundry aired.

Which it would not be if it was MI-5 or an actual ministerial department being their internet censor. But its not. OFCOM is one of Blairs deputized corporations. It works on BEHALF of the government with statutory power. But its not the government. Except when it wants to be. Its rather perverse and I hope the district court in DC agrees.

You cant be both a private corporation and the government at the same time. Especially when you are reaching across international borders. Either one is good for this particular case though. If OFCOM is the UK government they can be told to fuck off. If they are a private corporation then they can also be told to fuck off. The legal games OFCOM plays works in the UK, but it does not work in the USA.

 

[Hulku]

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What in the fuck hell is going on with the uk?

 

[Air support]

What in the fuck hell is going on with the uk?

Western world is becoming more like China in terms of internet censorship

 

[WelperHelper99]

What in the fuck hell is going on with the uk?

Decades of communist thought, nanny state bullshit, losing brexit to the plebs, and no longer being a serious power, with their most recent military budget scrapping plans for replacement destroyers in their fleet, effectively ending their ability to project force as a blue water navy- what isn't wrong?

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

If my country could stop being embarrassing for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES that'd be sweet, thanks.

 

[Pargon]

Yeah. This works all the time. Twitter complies with monetary and censorship demands, Google complies with both, Facebook, etc. You ever wonder why you're getting cookie notices? That's because EU will threaten any website that doesn't have them as in violation of EU law, and almost all of them will comply. This applies to other industries as well.

I fucking hate this. American Supreme Empire nao

 

[Fruttasecca]

Its overwhelmingly unlikely, but my fucking god I hope ofcom bs leads to UK doing something so dumb America can justify military operations against them. Because my god that'd be hilarious. Just any action which COULD be interpreted as declaring war, and then we fuck them up.

You cant even fuck up Iran buddy.

 

[Betonhaus]

I wonder how many bloated corporations and government institutions just auto pay this shit when they get people demanding money. I'm guessing an ungodly amount of scam invoices just get paid by minimally trained office staff.

Hypothetically how hard would it be to set up a llc and just send invoices to people at random?

 

[moocow]

Suicide forums kind of deserve it.

Free speech applies either to no one, or to all. You take the good with the bad, or you're left with nothing but whatever bad is forced upon you.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

bitchnigga fuck you "recover"

 

[Anomalous Coward]

Hypothetically how hard would it be to set up a llc and just send invoices to people at random?

Someone already did this to Google and he did eventually go to jail

 

[AnOminous]

I believe they could waive their immunity as to that one specific collection suit without compromising protections for other suits. @AnOminous is this correct?

I'm not sure about the UK if you mean them. Generally the federal government can't do that at all unless authorized by statute. If you're talking about the UK or even Ofcom, I wouldn't even guess.

I see what you meant now. And no, the general principle that if the government is the one filing a suit, they waive sovereign immunity just for the purposes of that suit.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

If my country could stop being embarrassing for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES that'd be sweet, thanks.

Gott strafe England, but at least you're not speaking German, right? Was it worth it?

Anyway, the UK doing fake, gay, cringy and retarded totalitarian nannystate things now is what every western country will do in less than a decade, mark my words.