The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

Has Woolie ever tried to play an SMT game? I feel like his black Pokémon nerd autism would push him into it only for him to run screaming at the first difficulty wall speedbump.
Only Persona 3, 4, 5, and SMT 4, and 5. And Raidou Kuzunowa. And Persona 4 Arena. These are the only ones we know of.
 
Noteworthy things about this week's podcast:
  • Woolie will be a new experimental show on Thursday.
  • Pat hates Chloe Price from Life is Strange, and feels that she reminds him of his brother.
  • When Pat was talking about Chloe on the podcast, he called her an abrasive bitch and accidentally said he's married to one. Paige revokes Pat's dessert pass for that comment.
  • Pat is disappointed that Life is Strange wasn't more gay to fit his stream.
  • Pat is explicitly trying to get into FFXIV media tour so he can be a licensed FFXIV content creator.
  • Pat plans on doing more content with the Grinding Gears guys. Pat's audience is apparently very happy that Pat is branching out with more content creators.
  • Pat has been referencing Diet Cokes as "Fridge Cigarettes" and how Pat's kid won't stop asking for cigarettes from his parents. It is now on the naughty words list, along with screaming "Fuck" at the top of his lungs. He also asks "What the Fuck?" when he does something wrong.
  • Pat's son screams that he wants to "Get hit by a car" whenever he's a parking lot. Pat's kid thinks this is funny.
  • Pat thinks his son is so much smarter than other kids but is using this talent to torture him. Pat's kid thinks Pat looks gross and asks him to wear a shirt.
  • Pat's kid thinks Paige looks too bad to wear a swimsuit.
  • Pat's son doesn't want to be fat like his parents.
  • Pat and Woolie no longer support entering the game industry as a new blood. They think you will have no chance and be laid off instantly.
  • Pat is very smug about Xbox shutting down most of their studios. He called it at the show, and thinks the haters were moralfagging.
  • Pat and Woolie apparently called that Star Wars: Eclipse would never come out. I can't remember if this is accurate.
  • But doubles down on the Baulder's Gate TV show being too big to adapt.
That is all that is worth talking about for this week's podcast.

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  • Pat hates Chloe Price from Life is Strange, and feels that she reminds him of his brother.
  • When Pat was talking about Chloe on the podcast, he called her an abrasive bitch and accidentally said he's married to one. Paige revokes Pat's dessert pass for that comment.
>Pat hates his wife
>Pat is fucking his brother
 
  • Pat has been referencing Diet Cokes as "Fridge Cigarettes" and how Pat's kid won't stop asking for cigarettes from his parents. It is now on the naughty words list, along with screaming "Fuck" at the top of his lungs. He also asks "What the Fuck?" when he does something wrong.
  • Pat's son screams that he wants to "Get hit by a car" whenever he's a parking lot. Pat's kid thinks this is funny.
  • Pat thinks his son is so much smarter than other kids but is using this talent to torture him. Pat's kid thinks Pat looks gross and asks him to wear a shirt.
This is all learned from listening to his parents. I don't think Pat and Paige get that he's hearing everything they say and do and kids mimic that speech adn behavior. Paige saying Pat looks gross and to put a a shirt on might be an out of context joke between the 2 of them. But the kid remembers that part and repeats it as normal.
Woolie will be a new experimental show on Thursday.
For fucks sake Woolie you don't need to experiment just play a game and talk. Pickup something people want you to play and play it fucking 3 days a week for 5 hour sessions and have fun.
 
Liam has decided to adopt the Jason Schreier format of talking into a webcam. He's still in Japan, but suggests that he is going home soon. Nothing really profound is being said here, as all it is is Liam filibustering Sony to bring back physical media. Up to you if you want to listen to it, but I'm tapping out after about 30 minutes.

 
Pat has been referencing Diet Cokes as "Fridge Cigarettes" and how Pat's kid won't stop asking for cigarettes from his parents. It is now on the naughty words list, along with screaming "Fuck" at the top of his lungs. He also asks "What the Fuck?" when he does something wrong.
Dude wtf why would you openly curse in front of your child like that? They’re a sponge at that age. They hear and remember everything. How hard is it to bottle up your foul language until the kid goes to bed?

This story is getting increasingly depressing every episode. I don’t know if all Canadian kids are raised this way or just Pat’s kid but what the fuck, man?
 
Dude wtf why would you openly curse in front of your child like that? They’re a sponge at that age. They hear and remember everything. How hard is it to bottle up your foul language until the kid goes to bed?

This story is getting increasingly depressing every episode. I don’t know if all Canadian kids are raised this way or just Pat’s kid but what the fuck, man?
When children have children. Happens all the time.
 
Oh man, Thursday already?
  • Pat has been referencing Diet Cokes as "Fridge Cigarettes" and how Pat's kid won't stop asking for cigarettes from his parents. It is now on the naughty words list, along with screaming "Fuck" at the top of his lungs. He also asks "What the Fuck?" when he does something wrong.
  • Pat's son screams that he wants to "Get hit by a car" whenever he's a parking lot. Pat's kid thinks this is funny.
  • Pat thinks his son is so much smarter than other kids but is using this talent to torture him. Pat's kid thinks Pat looks gross and asks him to wear a shirt.
  • Pat's kid thinks Paige looks too bad to wear a swimsuit.
  • Pat's son doesn't want to be fat like his parents.
Okay what the fuck is going on at this house? This is not normal kid behavior.
 
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