DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Phils cologne arc also makes sense when you think he probably stinks of shit all day due to his diapers.

The more I think about this the more I think it's true

Obsessed with piss, shit, ass

Diaper shaped object under clothing on multiple streams

Losing weight/GLP1

Previous talk of health issues with no explanation

Cologne to cover the smell

HIS ASS DOESN'T WORK, HE'S BOWELESS

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Seattle being a hot bed for this sort of thing, there is an actual physical ABDL store in Everett, WA if Phil needed to integrate this into a stretch goal instead of his usual "pay me $150 to devour fast food on camera"


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And according to AI one bar might be combining Phil's apparent favorite activities

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Mr. Brown dijo:
Phils cologne arc also makes sense when you think he probably stinks of shit all day due to his diapers.

The more I think about this the more I think it's true

Obsessed with piss, shit, ass

Diaper shaped object under clothing on multiple streams

Losing weight/GLP1

Previous talk of health issues with no explanation

Cologne to cover the smell

HIS ASS DOESN'T WORK, HE'S BOWELESS

:stress:
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I was also thinking that since he has/has had gout, maybe he also has massive hemorrhoids from sitting on his ass all day. And now they might get to the point where they bleed for days on end.
 
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Parodius20XX dijo:
Seattle being a hot bed for this sort of thing, there is an actual physical ABDL store in Everett, WA if Phil needed to integrate this into a stretch goal instead of his usual "pay me $150 to devour fast food on camera"


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And according to AI one bar might be combining Phil's apparent favorite activities

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I was also thinking that since he has/has had gout, maybe he also has massive hemorrhoids from sitting on his ass all day. And now they might get to the point where they bleed for days on end.
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Jesus Christ we need to nuke the entire West Coast. Yet more proof that Bond was the bad guy in A View To A Kill.
 
I infiltrated Phails gated community at great risk. I drove to his home and looked through his bathroom window and saw this

Here is photo proof. Even jasper kitty is there. So that means its true, not edited
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Parodius20XX dijo:
Seattle being a hot bed for this sort of thing, there is an actual physical ABDL store in Everett, WA if Phil needed to integrate this into a stretch goal instead of his usual "pay me $150 to devour fast food on camera"


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And according to AI one bar might be combining Phil's apparent favorite activities

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Homosexuality has a lot to answer for
 
Martys_not_smarty dijo:
I want to believe this whole diaper deal is a nothingburger and the reality is he's a lumpy heap of polack shit but Phil has to be Phil and lash out in the most spectacular fashion when it's brought up so I gotta believe there's something to it and yeah he's probably rocking depends for his occasional analysis leakage or pee trickle due to the Ozempic.
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Same. I'll admit there's a lot of things detractors blow up that aren't necessarily true, and Phil's response to basically anything is always the worse possible way to respond. However, I need an alternate theory because I can't think of a scenario where a man's pants look like that without wearing a separate garment underneath them. I'll even give him benefit of the doubt that it could be him wearing shorts or something underneath his pants (even though it looks remarkably similar to diapers), but his reaction is doing him no favors.

Worse for him, like others have said, there's basically nothing Phil can do that won't get mocked even more. Seriously, what can he do here?

- Turn around and moon the camera?
-- Great idea. He'll get made fun of for that, and people will just say he took the Pampers off prior.

- Continue calling everyone idiots?
-- The diaper talk will continue until morale improves.

Really, the only thing he can do here is just ignore it forever and pray for the day diaper discussion subsides, but that'd be completely out of character because he can't let things go.
Parodius20XX dijo:
Seattle being a hot bed for this sort of thing, there is an actual physical ABDL store in Everett, WA if Phil needed to integrate this into a stretch goal instead of his usual "pay me $150 to devour fast food on camera"


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And according to AI one bar might be combining Phil's apparent favorite activities

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LOL. Like he'd leave the house.
 
Banned in 49 States dijo:
Maybe he is stealing Khet's overstretched undies? Not his fault his wife is the size of Kentucky, he did nothing wrong.
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Khayutt is too fat for panties. She’s one of those beast women who either freelip or wear leggings at all times because human-sized underwear pinches their flesh like a trussed-up ham. Phil is wearing a diaper.
 
souschef dijo:
"How can one prove with dignity that he doesn't wear a diaper?" being an actual discussion truly proves the west has fallen
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I'm not sure if the Romans could ever grasp how 'bread and circuses' would devolve into watching someone like Phillip Burnell bicker with people he'll never know over whether he wears adult diapers or not.

Either way, I'm here for it, as well watching him go into debt (again) over a card game that he shown a clear disdain for until he discovered those cards could potentially be relatively valuable. Ofc, that value is highly contingent on an insanely volatile market that is obviously at the peak of the bubble, and it's not like he'd ever sell the cards anyways because it requires a modicum of effort. None of that matters to me though! I'm just here to laugh!
Banned in 49 States dijo:
Maybe he is stealing Khet's overstretched undies? Not his fault his wife is the size of Kentucky, he did nothing wrong.
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While more plausible than there not being anything underneath Phil's pants, does that improve the situation? I honestly don't know. However, one thing is for sure. There is no scenario where you want people debating over whether you're wearing adult diapers vs wearing your fat wife's underwear. Much like the possible approaches available to DSP for Diapergate, this is what we in the business call a 'no-win' situation.
 
This whole diaper arc is strangely refreshing compared to the usual - kinda depressing - subjects we have to talk about, like him guilt-tripping (mentally) disabled people and begging for money.

I'm having a lot of fun with this. :pinetar:
 
I think we're one more Kino Casino segment where the fat one screams about him wearing diapers for twenty or more minutes from Phil taking off his pants live on stream to angrily prove he doesn't wear diapers.

Make it happen, Ayushton!
 
HackerX dijo:
Really, the only thing he can do here is just ignore it forever and pray for the day diaper discussion subsides, but that'd be completely out of character because he can't let things go.
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The problem is that this ship has already sailed. He should've just ignored it and no-sold anyone who does a troll donation with a diaper-themed name or message. I remember years ago there was some dent called PhilSmokesCrack who kept superchatting him and Phail never lost his mind merely at his username. Had he done that we would've just joked about him wearing a diaper for a day or two and then it'd be business as usual. Now he's created a monster and it's probably one of the worst he's created.

There's always tourists unironically defending him scamming dents because "you gotta do that as a streamer he's getting that cheddar" and they defend him being shit at games because they think he's playing a character. But if he's actually wearing diapers there's no going back, nobody's gonna defend that. Especially as it seems like he's actually sitting there in soiled diapers for an extended time. I honestly still don't believe it's true that he's wearing diapers, it's just too funny and too fitting to be true :story:
 
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