DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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Say it ain't so Phil!!!!
 
My real question is what could possibly necessitate him wearing a diaper?
We always thought it was Khat's back that Tyrone was blowing out, but maybe it was Phil's. Or his high protein diet with no fiber has resulted in extraordinarily hard and dense turds that have had a similar effect on his sphincter.
 
I’m not the most up to date on Phil lore, but if his liver is truly fucked up, eating fatty foods (ie, DSP tries it slop & gourmet snack pizzas) can cause pretty hellacious diarrhea
 
What if we're looking at this the wrong way, what if Phil's got some fucked up mutation and his dick is actually where his ass is supposed to be and that's just his backbulge? Alotta peepul might say "but Burl we have the May 1st burst footage" but what if the "crank" incident was just him wiping his penisbutt from the front? What if the reason PandaLee left and Khat won't fuck him is because of his weird dickbutt? How deep does this conspiracy go?
 
Like I said, the next thing I wanna see is for him to drop his pants in frustration and stand there in his fucking boxers crashing out over us not believing that he's not wearing diapers. And even when he does that, all we have to say is that he just planned to not wear a diaper on that one specific stream. He quite literally has no win condition
He'll have to do pantless streams with a crotch cam to prove the detractors wrong
 
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