💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Just look at those clip on bangs and Starbucks matcha latte. So manry. She looks like a sped having a seizure. Or a really big bowel movement.

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Why doesn't she simply grow out her own bangs if she wants bangs so badly?

Is her hairline thinning?
She probably doesn't want the Simple Jack / Moe Howard haircut full time, only when she's out and larping as her newest skinwalk.

Just look at those clip on bangs and Starbucks matcha latte. So manry. She looks like a sped having a seizure. Or a really big bowel movement.

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This is just about the unmanriest thing I have ever seen her attempt to do.

The outfit, the expression, the drink? It screams middle aged butch lesbian.
 
No time to drink coffee, some guys just gulp double espresso like a shot of vodka.
What works works. But a good espresso deserves to be savored a bit. Then take a shot of grappa directly from the now empty espresso cup. I'll allow some anise flavored liquor if you prefer.

In all seriousness though, a double shot of espresso is something I run on since I'm up before sunrise. It does it's job better than a regular cup of black coffee.
Truer words have never been said.
 
Allowing myself a little pl as a treat:
My husband takes his black coffee with a screw top lid, and drinks it on his commute up a one lane, dirt road that has a cliff drop off the side. While driving a manual.

Pixy (and most pooners) fail to realize this is what men are actually like. It’s like a dunning-Kruger effect but for biological sex.
 
In my barista days, most guys get black coffee but you will see a lot of mocha lattes. If guys get flavoring they usually go for chocolate as their flavoring of choice, most of the time hot coffee and not iced (though I know a lot of guys who enjoy canned mocha coffee drinks)

Iced matcha though? Girliest girl drink to ever girl. Need some pink strawberry flavoring artfully swirled in there as well, lil' dood?
 
I usually go with chai, got hooked on it in Afghanistan. Have yet to find any as delicious though. If I have the opportunity of Japanese can coffee, or milk tea, that wins every time. I miss being able to get it hot out of vending machines in Japan though.
 
Why are any of you surprised that Sarah doesn't drink black coffee or espresso to be more manly? She's a sugar addict and I'm willing to bet she can't handle darker roasts of coffee without fuckloads of sugar and dairy added to it. Otherwise it'll make her tummy hurt real bad and she'll shit herself. Remember, this bitch won't eat many vegetables/fruits either. She's a carboholic to the point she probably drinks a third or more of her daily carb intake.

She also picks and chooses masculine traits that tailor to her extreme laziness and entitlement. She doesn't want to work hard, accomplish things, provide for and protect others. She just wants to eat more, not shave, not clean, freely consume porn, and fantasize about "dominating" prettier, younger women. So of course she's not going to drink bitter caffeine for the sake of productivity. Everything has to be yummy for the giant toddler or she'll cry.

Anyway, the bus in that photo cracks me up. Sarah probably doesn't use a disability transit service (and the bus is probably the college's) but it's funny to think that she did and this photoshoot at her alma mater was a state-funded tard field trip. Also, is she sprouting a few grays?
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If I have the opportunity of Japanese can coffee, or milk tea, that wins every time. I miss being able to get it hot out of vending machines in Japan though.
That stuff was convenient but I always called it "emergency coffee" like you need a coffee and it's literally the only option you have.

I have never developed a taste for Greek/Turkish coffee.
Heresy!

Well not really but whenever we've gone to a Turkish or Greek place we will order one of those at the end. Given the choice I'd prefer a double espresso though.

Why are any of you surprised that Sarah doesn't drink black coffee or espresso to be more manly? She's a sugar addict and I'm willing to bet she can't handle darker roasts of coffee without fuckloads of sugar and dairy added to it. Otherwise it'll make her tummy hurt real bad and she'll shit herself. Remember, this bitch won't eat many vegetables/fruits either. She's a carboholic to the point she probably drinks a third or more of her daily carb intake.
It's exactly because those drinks are seen as being manlier and her insistence that she's a man, a he / him and wants to be a father some day by getting a woman pregnant with her stomach penis but she makes no actual attempt to be manlier. It's performative at best. She picks and chooses what is "manly" in her mind while not understanding that a real man wouldn't give a fuck about any of this or whine about being misgendered.

A real man would order a matcha latte and sit there sucking on the straw and basically daring anybody to call him out on it. Why? It's because he doesn't give a fuck what you think of him. A real man would wear a bright pink shirt if it went with his outfit and be comfortable in his masculinity because he knows who he is and wouldn't rail against it. A real man wouldn't need to remind people he's a he / him because it would be obvious to anybody looking at him,

In the end Pixy can't be a man because she has no clue what being a man is. That's what makes it so funny and why I would love to see her try to drink espresso.
 
This is just about the unmanriest thing I have ever seen her attempt to do.

The outfit, the expression, the drink? It screams middle aged butch lesbian.

I wish someone on her Facebook had the guts to tell her. Maybe they did and she blocked them.

I see she hasn't really mentioned Pride. She must have finally realised that she wasn't going to get the attention she wanted. Too bad as I was hoping she'd wear that fake mustache she said she might try. I needed the lolz.

Why are any of you surprised that Sarah doesn't drink black coffee or espresso to be more manly? She's a sugar addict and I'm willing to bet she can't handle darker roasts of coffee without fuckloads of sugar and dairy added to it. Otherwise it'll make her tummy hurt real bad and she'll shit herself. Remember, this bitch won't eat many vegetables/fruits either. She's a carboholic to the point she probably drinks a third or more of her daily carb intake.

She also made that TikTok where she complained she felt sick because she went two days without Coke. Yeah that's what happens when you drink a lot of soda every day in addition to Starbucks. You get a sugar and caffeine high that causes withdrawal if you stop. The fact that she doesn't have the beetus yet astounds me. She better reign in her bad habits now because her current foot hurties will be nothing compared to the ones she'll get from beetus. And you know she won't stop shoveling garbage into her body until they tell her that foot's gotta come off.
 
I see she hasn't really mentioned Pride.
She mentioned it in passing a little while back but it was more her saying. "I'm not participating this year" and it was due to people not taking her seriously or misgendering her. Long story short if somebody doesn't immediately see her as a man or people don't flock around her trying to become her friend it means they're all being meanie pants.

he fact that she doesn't have the beetus yet astounds me.
She's probably been pre-diabetic for years now. It can take time with some people but it means you need to simply change your eating habits.

Pixy can't do that though because she's a retard.

Then when they cut her foot off she's going to complain bitterly about it and say how unfair it was. She can't take responsibility for anything.
 
What in the MBP is,going on with these babies?
One appears to have a NG tube, and both have had their knees slashed open for some reason.
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I don't know if its real Turkish style or not, but decades ago when I was getting up at 3am for work, I knew a Turkish guy who would take an espresso, boil it down till it was like a shot glass of black tar, then add about 4 teaspoons of sugar.
It tasted surprisingly good and BOY did it wake you up!
 
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