DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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with the two protagonists being lovers, what are the chances of getting a fun nude scene for our totally straight streamer to react to? either way it's gta, there's almost certainly going to be a shitload of sexual stuff. probably an abundance of obese nigress udders, given the trailers. I don't think he's dumb enough to wage quit it early like james bond and final fantasy, so how will he get around it?
 
someone openly just admits to having a weight issue they needed medical help with, there's nothing wrong with that. (Though I agree that might not really need sharing on Kiwi Farms.)
I wonder if fat kat is also on ozempic.

Phail claims shes lost weight too.

(No! I wont show you mah wife. Because you dont deserve it! Get it chief?! Ack ack ack)
 
There is no way modern day style Phil makes it through an entire, full length GTA campaign. The exception is if every stream hits 200+ dahlers so he doubles up on it a few days a week.
Alright guys it's day 273 of GTA VI, we're almost out of the tutorial area and about to unlahk some new parts of the mayupp. Now, you said you guys wanted this but it's been almost an hour today and I've only made ten dahlers. It'd be a shame if we had to move on from GTA VI, I'm really liking it so far...
 
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Im wondering when will Phil succumb and go on the full time poketuber path. Code Veronica and Star FAWKS both fail to reach the goal. Mina the swallower was a failure and I dont recall any of the streams reaching the goal. Even if it did, Phil probably thinks 150$ is not what he deserve for all the mental turmoil this game somehow gave him. And the bean game seem to have fallen into obscurity.

The dents are full on foaming at the mouth for pokemon content and Shane's cards store simulator. They will grow tired of pokemon one day. But, they are mentally ill, it can take a while. The few that do complain are probably trolls trying to fuck with Phil and make him insecure about his new pokegrift.

My guess is he will start playing Pokopia before Summer ends. I would even go as far as saying his weekly schedule will soon consist of 3 different pokemon games (2 on the day stream + champion on the night streams), the card store sim, and one token VaRiEtY game, (and the fighting game friday night).

Only thing missing is him becoming addicted to Pokemon TGC Pocket.
 
Only thing missing is him becoming addicted to Pokemon TGC Pocket.
The only beacon of hope for him to avoid that gacha funnel is it being too difficult for him. Other than the sweaty wrestlers, the reason he latched onto WWE Champions was because it was a braindead game made easier by being pay2win. That's not necessarily the case for Pokemon TCG Pocket, plus the gameplay mechanics built for children are much too difficult for him.

However, that could change with just one dent...
 
It's funny how confused he is by TCG sim he doesn't understand anything going on in the most basic of games. He is just sitting there staring at chat saying he doesn't know what minimum price means
Watching him fail to set price limits for the cards had me physically facepalming. There were three sliders. The sliders were labelled. You could probably train lab rats to successfully do it faster than the 10+ minutes he agonised over it.
sadly in this retarded context cap stands for captain so jayde is asking how are you captain phil
Damn I should've got that, no cap fr fr

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It took Phil about 2 minutes to parse this one

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What is with so many of Phil’s dents having this thing where they say good night in his chat and then end up staying in chat for like another hour randomly alternating between chatting and saying good night again? FlatMan is doing it tonight.

It happens often enough at this point it starts to feel like it’s part of the key to unraveling the secrets of these concave head style individuals. We need to go deeper.
 
Im wondering when will Phil succumb and go on the full time poketuber path.
As am I, because unlike every other way Phil has tried to desperately escape gaming which he's beyond burnt out on, this Pokemon grift could stick for a while.

It won't last for many reasons which have been discussed here, but there's potential for a change up which is long overdue since his gaming content is absolute ayuss now with him refusing to play any sort of challenging game.
 
So when GTA 6 gets low support, what will be his excuse for the most anticipated game of the decade?
"People are playing it for themselves" and some combo of overhyped + schedule autism causing him to miss launch day nothing he could do.

Any streamer in his position is rearranging their schedule playing as much as possible from the minute it launches but we all know DSP isn't gonna do that shit gonna be funny to hear his excuses for not moving stuff around for likely the biggest game of his entire life.

Big ups to ICS for funding all of these packs I hope DSP lets you send him boxes like you asked.
 
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So when GTA 6 gets low support, what will be his excuse for the most anticipated game of the decade?
"I used to like GTA games back when they were for real gamers like me, but ever since Rockstar betrayed me and removed the single player DLC they promised me so they could instead focus on the big money they were making on GTA5 Online, they've never been the same. Rockstar lost their way™️! Plus, it's got a woman in it, and people on Twitter are saying she has a man jaw. Now, I don't know about that, I think she could be a swimsuit model, just like my wife, but..."
 
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