DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coke Zero]

He's keeps calling 10-15 pound weights you use in workout machines "plates".

He doesnt know enough about this stuff to even lie about it properly. He probably saw someone call the round 45 pound weights "plates", not knowing they were referring the that one very specific thing, so now in his mind any weights whatsoever are called plates.

He does the same thing with pokemon cards- he calls every rare card either a full art or illustration rare and uses those terms interchangeably, even if the card he is looking at is actually neither of those. To people who know about this stuff he comes out looking dumber than if he just admitted he doesnt know what he's looking at.

No matter what it is- weightlifting, pokemon cards, video games, he just throws around words and thoughts he heard from other people but doesn't know enough about the topic to use the terms properly, and is so ignorant on the topic that he doesnt even realize how ignorant he sounds.

 

[thebigdream]

anyone here speak Jaydese?

 

[British Mersh]

He's playing this stupid Star Fox game and his NPC teammates are flaming him lol.

 

[Gay-Mexican Jeff Goldblum]

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anyone here speak Jaydese?

Ehem, "How are you captain Phil?"

 

[Optimus Crime]

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anyone here speak Jaydese?

"Hey look at me, look at me, I'm the captain of this stream now nigga.
Remember nigga, keep your enemies close and your dents closer. My mum has never even opened up her wallet, all charged back, yeehaw"

It's not that hard to understand that tard. A dent of few words but big stories.

 

[Pepper Jack]

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Source

credit goes to ALT who pointed out that DSP looks like Lester the Unlikely - the main character in the video game AVGN reviewed a while back.

 

[Dr.Pepper Cherry]

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anyone here speak Jaydese?

"How's your hat, Phil?"

 

[MC Law]

Phil couldn’t carry 70 pounds up the stairs. He’s not lifting weights

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

0:10

 

[Zyklon C]

Phil couldn’t carry 70 pounds up the stairs. He’s bot lifting weights

Pigroach was talking about carrying that weight up his stairs in stages, like he was setting up camps on the way up Mount Everest.

He's curling 50 or more pounds like I'm pounding Sydney Sweeney.

 

[Jersh Moon Muppet]

Thoughts on this chart? Of course Phail easily embody ALL sins. But naturally his greed is what most of us point to

 

[Elite Kipchak]

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Thoughts on this chart? Of course Phail easily embody ALL sins. But naturally his greed is what most of us point to

I think if you want to get into a more philosophical approach to the 7 deadlies, phil embodies pride most of all. but if you're ranking influencers, greed is an appropriate slot.

 

[Iron Hamster]

See this is what I'm talking about when I say I'm skeptical of the tip faking. If he's going to try on a fake $500 behind da scenes tip how does it make any sense that he won't eek out a $50 fake to hit the goal? It just isn't done.

Mr. Instant Gratification needs the instant gratification of a perceived win.

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[Jersh Moon Muppet]

I think if you want to get into a more philosophical approach to the 7 deadlies, phil embodies pride most of all. but if you're ranking influencers, greed is an appropriate slot.

Nevermind I fixed it

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Thoughts on this chart? Of course Phail easily embody ALL sins. But naturally his greed is what most of us point to

Greed is what stands out about Phil on the surface with his begging, but everything in his life is driven by envy when you dig deeper. Pride is debatable also, but you can argue if that's real with narcs. And Hasan crushes everyone there anyway.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Nigga, who the fuck loses nearly 70lbs by being sedentary, gets bigger jowls, then eats 2 chicken burgers in 15 minutes. This is the same nigga that calls 50 meters "far away".

I mean if he's eating 2 chicken burgers in 15 minutes maybe hes not on it.

I'm on wegovy and the only time I can eat an actual entire meal would be mostly the day before I need to take the shot again. And I say mostly because in the several months Ive been on it I've gotten crazy nauseous eating so now I just kind of try not to if I dont have to.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If anyone beats him it's because they're using a "meta build", but him winning 99% of his fights because he uses a cheesy item that lets him survive an attack makes him a strategic genius worthy of applause.. from himself.

 

[Jersh Moon Muppet]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8PiWPv3LWp0
If anyone beats him it's because they're using a "meta build", but him winning 99% of his fights because he uses a cheesy item that lets him survive an attack makes him a strategic genius worthy of applause.. from himself.

He shouldn't complain. He's using "meta" too. The name of the game is weather. If youre not using a weather setter, youre going to eat shit.

And he's using the most popular weather mon, charizard. Alongside venusaur. Literally babys first sun team

AND, he's using fucking Excadrill!!! A main stay in the meta since its introduction in gen 5 (16 years ago). Look up meta in the dictionary and an image of excadrill would be given as an example

 

[fresh pair of socks]

06/25/2026 Day Stream:

King's Tax: $100

Detractor Streak: 3

Star Fox was such a disappointment, it's already been removed from tomorrow's schedule.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

If some sadistic mega-whale is trying to condition Philliam to expect support only for Pokemon- and trading card-style cahntent so that he becomes the most embarrassing version of himself possible, it's working.