Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" William Seibers / Chibi Otaku - Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck, victim of AI skeleton chairs

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Got the idea from this video to fact-check Chibi's claimed height of 5'3".
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He's standing here slightly squatting in front of a bookshelf that he is barely taller than. This bookshelf is full of English manga volumes, which are a standardized height of 7.5 inches. It's difficult to count them but I've copypasted 8 manga volumes from his shelf into the picture, which are almost exactly the height of the visible part of the bookshelf, with a small part of the bottom obscured. That makes the bookshelf about 5 feet tall, so Chibi is almost certainly telling the truth about being 5'3".
 
Chibi has his gun in the original box which he has for a while. Dude, it's not a waifu statue, what are you doing?
Doesn't Tennessee get humid? I can see him trying to pull the trigger and the gunpowder in the bullets get moist somehow. Then again I'm not a huge gunnut but something tells me that he only has like one or two mags worth of bullets and nothing else. Besides that I can see him fumbling trying to load it when he's "threatened"
 
Got the idea from this video to fact-check Chibi's claimed height of 5'3".
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He's standing here slightly squatting in front of a bookshelf that he is barely taller than. This bookshelf is full of English manga volumes, which are a standardized height of 7.5 inches. It's difficult to count them but I've copypasted 8 manga volumes from his shelf into the picture, which are almost exactly the height of the visible part of the bookshelf, with a small part of the bottom obscured. That makes the bookshelf about 5 feet tall, so Chibi is almost certainly telling the truth about being 5'3".
Hey, at least he's a couple inches taller than the Ralphamale. That's gotta count for something.
 
Man I remember when Jacob was just a random nobody, just your average degenerate weeb, and this thread was practically dead. Still waiting for a sons of kojima esque Alogging group centered around him.
 
Doesn't Tennessee get humid? I can see him trying to pull the trigger and the gunpowder in the bullets get moist somehow. Then again I'm not a huge gunnut but something tells me that he only has like one or two mags worth of bullets and nothing else. Besides that I can see him fumbling trying to load it when he's "threatened"
Yes. And his cuckshed is almost certainly is not well insulated or have any climate control storage. Most ammo is sealed pretty well though and he isn't packing his own I'm sure.
 
Man I remember when Jacob was just a random nobody, just your average degenerate weeb, and this thread was practically dead. Still waiting for a sons of kojima esque Alogging group centered around him.
I highly doubt that would ever happen. This degenerate personification of the nerd emoji doesn't even have half the sordid history that DSP had when the Sons of Kojima came into existence.
 
"Why would I be upset with an artist dedicating time from their little time on this planet to draw me?"

It's only a drawing, bro! Why would I get mad at something not even real, bro! It's only an artistic depiction of my dead brother as a bone chair and not a depiction of someone going to dig my dead brother up to turn him into a bone chair, bro! I am not turning into a corn cob, bro!
 
Doesn't Tennessee get humid? I can see him trying to pull the trigger and the gunpowder in the bullets get moist somehow. Then again I'm not a huge gunnut but something tells me that he only has like one or two mags worth of bullets and nothing else. Besides that I can see him fumbling trying to load it when he's "threatened"

Good quality JHP is nickel plated and can survive a lot of abuse. Gun cases with foam on the inside will trap moisture and can begin to cause surface rust on the firearm though.
 
I highly doubt that would ever happen. This degenerate personification of the nerd emoji doesn't even have half the sordid history that DSP had when the Sons of Kojima came into existence.
Are you sure? From what I understand people hate Phil for being a scammer, pathological liar, and alleged pedophile. Chibi is two of those and an open pedophile and pedophile activist.
 
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