💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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If only you knew how bad things actually are
 
These jokes would be out of pocket to make about a world leader and an elder if Trump hadn't been actively gloating about Biden being old and unfit for the job, NGL.

It is power move tovarisch, he dominates other world leaders by soiling himself in majestic fashion, da.
Some animals shit themselves in self-defense, or maybe he just got a little excited and felt distressed when the women were allowed in before the handsome men.
 
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On Trump fucking up the "Non-Reflecting Swamp", as some people call it:
For weeks he called Obama stupid for not solving the algae issue, and within days, his "non stoned" pool is green as grass, and now his corrupt nepo hire company's floor is dissolving. Yet another case of Trump fucking up a national landmark.
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What even is this?
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If someone is bored they could do a deep dive into the corruption of the entire project. AI slop cuz I don't care enough to dig up primary sources for a scandal that is about at rank #324356235135654, but there are articles about it.
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There's some more irregularities about the company itself.
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This sums him up very well.
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On Trump losing the Iran War:
It's incredible that the United States has lost a war to Iran. the MOU effectively restores the status quo ante. Trillions of dollars of economic damage world wide, tens to hundreds of billions to the US, for nothing.
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All of Iran's demands met, the new government more radical than the old one.
None of the US' war goals were achieved, the US military is exposed on the world stage of incapable of forcing even a regional power like Iran to surrender.
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The global ramifications of this failure will be interesting.

All the big talk by Trump and his pet eunuch Hegseth about how this war will end with Iran's total surrender exposed as the bluster of effete weaklings.

Trump gifted the US its greatest military humiliation in a century for its 250th birthday.
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He even signed it in Versailles, amazing.


Trump reads "deceased" like it's actually the name of one of the Medal of Honor recipients.

Trump says he wanted to give himself a Medal of Honor but he was told he couldn't do it and he claims he even reviewed the eligibility requirements to make sure there wasn't some loophole for him to use.

Trump struggles to clasp the Medal of Honor to Major Nicholas Dockery and then ties it? What an embarrassment.



YET MORE evidence of Trump being bisexual.​

Trump talking about how he deeply fell in love with the president of Egypt, and they met in a hotel and they had such great chemistry so he stayed twice as long as he was supposed to???? I don't need to insinuate anything, it's all there.
Of course I support Egypt. He's a friend of mine. From day one, you know, I met him early in the campaign when Crooked Hillary and I were running against each other, right? And I was told that the President of Egypt is here. That was a big deal. It's still a big deal for me to be with the great President of Egypt, but not as big as it used to be before I ran.
So he was in a hotel. And I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love.
And he didn't even want to see Hillary. He said, you're going to win. I don't want to meet her.
He said, you're going to win. He didn't want to see her. Remember that?
So we had a good relationship right from the beginning. No, we met. We didn't know each other before that. We had great chemistry. And I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to.
I took up her time. And then, when it was her time, he didn't want to meet with her. But he did because he's a gentleman. But it lasted about one minute. Thank you, everybody.


Trump talking about how hot he finds India's president Modi:
Very close. We've been there for a little while. He's a very tough negotiator. He's one of the toughest, actually. So you look at this man. I'll give you a lesson.
He's the most beautiful-looking man. He looks so nice. He's like an angel.
But actually, he's as tough as... He's a killer. I don't want to... He's a killer. He's as tough as they come.
But he looks so good. So he gets you by surprise.
There's few people like this. People say, he's such a nice man. I said nice. He's very tough. He's a tough trader.
 
Dude this nigger’s cooked, he can’t string a coherent thought together to save his life; the lights are on but nobody’s home.

Never forget that miggers voted for this embarrassment twice. This is who they look up to.
But have you considered how based it is that hes turned ICE into his personal gestapo and let the first US trillionaire gut federal aide?

I dont know about you, but I was sick as fuck of filling my tank for 30 dollars and building EVs. I want my cars dirty and expensive the way god intended.
 
Dude this nigger’s cooked, he can’t string a coherent thought together to save his life; the lights are on but nobody’s home.

Never forget that miggers voted for this embarrassment twice. This is who they look up to.
Hey now, USPG2 MAGAloids say this is a fit, hip, healthy, sexy, strong young alpha male
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