Most interesting little twist yet. Since he still hasn't appeared in so much as a recording even when it would make sense (or right now for that matter), it's been a safe bet for a while now that the Gayatollah-Who-Must-Not-Be-Seen is a corpse or at least comatose through whom Vahidi & the hardline IRGC clique are speaking. Add this to the other irate hardliner statements & the protests/riots by their niggers on the ground in the pile of proof that they aren't happy about the MOU either & that they certainly don't think it's a W no matter Iran's public posturing on the subject, they would seem to have had their arm twisted into reluctantly accepting it - if not by the 'moderate' clique of Pezeshkian, then by some other factor or factors out of their control (protracted economic meltdown and its consequences on the loyalty of their own troops, Winnie the Pooh saying 'OK that's enough of that strait shutdown', credible threat of finally being annihilated by the USAF/IAF, etc. most likely).
My head canon is that the President knows the Gayatollah is a vegetable, and realized that he could also just issue a statement in the Gayatollah's name, and the IRGC would have to either play along or risk their own duplicity being uncovered.
I was just thinking that if Khamenei Jr. were really still alive & conscious and Iran had really won this war (to the point of knowing that America wants to bug out & not return, thus little to no risk of a JDAM exploding him the instant he shows his face), having him be the one signing the MOU instead of Pezeshkian or anyone else really would've been Iran's propaganda coup of the century. Not only announcing his re-emergence on the world stage in dramatic fashion, but also avenging dear old dad in literally one stroke (of a pen) by signing what he would've hyped up as the Burgers' instrument of surrender. Frankly for mountain niggers who normally have a decent grasp on the optics game, it would be downright criminally stupid for the Iranians to not take such an opportunity.
That it didn't happen that way is another indicator that 1) the Cardboard Gayatollah really is dead or at least braindead and 2) the Iranians are not nearly as confident in this MOU = they've definitively won as their online cheerleaders.
Should have demanded as part of the secret backroom negotiations that Trump allows them to use Biden's puppeteeting team for the signing.
How does it feel to be wrong, bucko?
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Minister of Agriculture Jihad: Iran will become the food hub of the region.
Iran will feed and sneed the entire Gulf region.
The region will know meals like they have never seen.
The entire reason these faggots are running out of water is because they built dams to water cash crops. These people are fucking stupid.
Its dumber than that. They built dams literally just to build dams because they skimmed the budget and project money went to firms they controlled. They flooded a salt plain and completely fucked the entire watersystem downstream for miles.
My favorite one was when the blockade was supposed to make it so the Iranian oil wells would “explode” in a matter of days! That was what truly gave me the confidence that our Commander-in-Chief had a full and accurate appraisal of the situation and that the decision-making was in informed hands.
What actually happen with the oil wells; was that always BS, or did they find a way to slow down production or put the oil somewhere else?
Iran was collapsing wells to slow output and shoving it into ever possible container, including reactivating decommissioned tankers. and even then, they ended up dumping into the gulf off their coast and around Kharg.
Araghchi and Ghalibaf canceled their swiss trip for the first round of U.S-Iran negotations.
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IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE GUYS!
Hezbollah fighters are currently clashing with Israeli forces in Ali Al Tahrir, southern Lebanon.
Hezbollah has been launching rockets on Israeli positions, and the IDF has targeted the area with artillery shelling while also deploying flares.
Oh gee the jews and hezbollah might be derailing things by continuing to kill each other. Who could have seen this coming.
This feud has been going on since Israels founding. At this point it does not matter which side started it. Israel won't be at peace until it pays wergeld and accepts a two state solution. The alternative is eventually ending up like the crusader states. The recent defeat of the US should be a wake-up call to Israel to change its strategy, but it looks like their leaders just can't stop bombing brown people.
The Kikes aren't 24/7 bombing the west bank despite it being populated with nor leveling the towns therein for some unknown reason known only to mystical reptillian thinking of the kike hive mind.
Or maybe because the Palestians there haven't been launching rockets into tel aviv?
No, its clearly jewshines.
Then why justify yourself at all? Are all Jews this fake and gay?
Becasue it shows you retarded what-about-ism for what it is
Post hands.
mere weeks from being out of water and also mere weeks from having a nuclear bomb, these Iranians are people of duality arent they?
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I hear LA and Vegas are fixxing to run dry any day now!
Most of Tehran's reservoirs did run dry, and large parts of the city did completely lose running water. The issue was worked around by the government sending water trucks and handing out bottled water to the early protests so they never gained momentum until the national bank ate shit and almost collapsed.
The depletion peaked in October or November of 25. They drilled more well then the winter rains started, which let them kick the can down the road, but they got less rain than normal
in the north this year, so they are starting with no reserves and less refill than last year. So unless they've been prepping hard, they are set to deplete all their reservoirs by end of august this year, and some of them are already depleted.
Tehran is sinking almost 6 inched every year because of depleted acquifers. It is a matter of time.
Anyway, let me just remind you that the Iranian regime you simp for is Islamic, and thus bans alcohol. You should really thin before you shit up the thread