DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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Has anyone who is not Kat, Panda, Phil’s parents, Clum, or service technicians ever been inside Phil’s current residence?
didnt pandalee have friends over one time and phil hid the whole time in his mature adult-style """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""office"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
 
didnt pandalee have friends over one time and phil hid the whole time in his mature adult-style """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""office"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""?
I really don’t remember, that’s why I wanted to know too.
 
How often do you guys think Phil actually physically speaks to another living person? His barely sentient mom-wife obviously doesn't count for this purpose.

The only thing I can think of is a cashier on the very very rare occasions he goes to Costco or Whole Foods (he would never stoop low enough to go to any lesser brand store)

I am sure when he does, he's an absolute condescending prick and treats the employee like shit.
 
The only thing I can think of is a cashier on the very very rare occasions he goes to Costco or Whole Foods (he would never stoop low enough to go to any lesser brand store)

I am sure when he does, he's an absolute condescending prick and treats the employee like shit.
You really dont understand phil if you think he is condescending irl . He is a huge bitch online do you think he would dare to talk rudely to anyone irl ?
 
You really dont understand phil if you think he is condescending irl . He is a huge bitch online do you think he would dare to talk rudely to anyone irl ?
Phil is exact kind of person that's a dick to minimum wage workers. Beyond that, I doubt he talks to anyone. Maybe ever since the Bankruptcy hearing.
Has anyone who is not Kat, Panda, Phil’s parents, Clum, or service technicians ever been inside Phil’s current residence?
I doubt it. I think Clum only went out to a dinner with Phil and Kat. Phil got all jumpy and weird when Clum talked about filming in the Snort Fort.
 
Do you guys think Phil wears large or xtra large shirts? I'm currently large but my biceps are starting to make it fit too tight on the upper body area, kind of like mister peanut butter complexion, cutting my circulation and causing micro fight-or-fight responses. Just asking because there's no way that faggot is wearing anything smaller than a large, seeing how his arms never fill in his shirts. He's clearly a high cortisol individual considering the size of his mammaries and emotional outbursts. He also, if probed, can't explain what benching 22(heh)5 actually entails.

"Tuhhuh, nobody counts the bar you fookin mouthdrooler"

I despise his fitness arc more than anything
 
they either needs to do the handiman retard thing with their hand or have a lowclass english accent do that weird autistic stance autistics do you know where they're slightly off center and not looking at you straight on or looking at the ground.

Or the full on obsessed stalker, beg for a selfie whilst telling him you've been a fan since Heavy Rain, that you've waited here every week for hours just for that chance to meet him, you want to murder the trolls, would kill yourself if he stopped streaming etc.
 
Missed this from yesterday's early stream, doesn't seem like it was clipped. A dent seal claps for Phil not doing drama and Phil immediately responds with drama.

Definitely going to be some Phil content on the Casino tomorrow.

Longer version with some examples of Phil's wholesome content, ie. dead air staring at chat, cackling at his own thoughts, and flexing like a clown.


Besides the Andy being 5 foot tall and looking like an ape, which I can only chalk up to Phil being a dent + being a scorned lover who never got to indulge in his homosexual fantasies with Andy, everything he says about the Kino boys is shit they say about themselves. Hell, Ashton has said almost verbatim that no one should take him seriously because he is a fat, sweaty guy, yelling and hitting a bell (sometimes in silly costumes). Compare it all to Phil where he lives in denial or cope about anything people make fun of him for.

TLDR: Philip Burnell is winning at life.
 
Let’s say I own a sandwich shop.

On my menu we have a $50 sandwich, the ingredients adding up to $30. If asked, I will not sell this sandwich, yet I always make sure to have enough ingredients to make 10 sandwiches.

I send the sandwich to a sandwich grader who gives me a 10/10. It cost $80 and now I can sell my sandwich for $120.

I still will not sell the sandwich.

I cannot understand this.
 
"When you're a content creator, your content has to be timely!" - DSP
Ah yes sire that must be why we're fresh off SOTN, playing Brilliant Diamond, starting Mina 3 weeks late, and perpetually playing 25 year old capcom fighters. Must be why we're dropped the last 3 AAA games we've started king.

Truly finger on the pulse of what's hot
 
"When you're a content creator, your content has to be timely!" - DSP
Ah yes sire that must be why we're fresh off SOTN, playing Brilliant Diamond, starting Mina 3 weeks late, and perpetually playing 25 year old capcom fighters. Must be why we're dropped the last 3 AAA games we've started king.

Truly finger on the pulse of what's hot
If Phil's taught us anything - It's always best to strike when the iron's ice-cold.
 
part time businessman, full time muppet. looking buff king

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You know what? I'm gonna be that guy. This dickhead goes on and on about having a relationship IRL and not being able to have relationships in game, won't even make a version of his waif in games. And yet... annnd I'm too lazy to finish the rest of this post. You know where I'm going with it.
 
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AI slop thumbnails on point as always. A pity he's managed to alienate all the dents who used to do this shit for free for him.
 
Besides the Andy being 5 foot tall and looking like an ape, which I can only chalk up to Phil being a dent + being a scorned lover who never got to indulge in his homosexual fantasies with Andy, everything he says about the Kino boys is shit they say about themselves. Hell, Ashton has said almost verbatim that no one should take him seriously because he is a fat, sweaty guy, yelling and hitting a bell (sometimes in silly costumes). Compare it all to Phil where he lives in denial or cope about anything people make fun of him for.
Yeah, but KC also blabs on about themselves like Phil does acting like they're better than the people they rant about. I don't know much about Triple P but Warski definitely shouldn't throw stones like he does. They're not as different than Phil than they may think, and certainly their dents are in the same class.
 
I recommend rewatching the TIHYDP of the original Code Veronica X run. Just like the first run, this nigga does not think to USE the player manual to get it out of his inventory. His commentary was obnoxious in the original playthrough, but at least he still had a soul left in him eleven years ago.

Now he's boring and hollowed out, and remembers nothing about this game or classic Resident Evil. You'd think he'd be a fan who retains information and instinct about these games after playing so many, but it's Phil, so every game is his first time playing it.

Look forward to more terrible item management, complaining about tank controls and camera angles, and scrambling to backtrack to save rooms and blow his ink ribbons. He also doesn't seem to remember how OP the knife is in this game, not that he ever used it to great effect in the first place. He was constantly at caution and limping around.

"I don't know how to manually reload with these controls without going into the menu!" OH MY GOD PHIL
 
Does the door dash guy count?
You know he 100% has that shit on 'leave at the door'.

I'm skeptical he even leaves his house on his day off half the time either. I would put serious money down on him just using Instacart or something similar. I genuinely would not be surprised if Phil goes literal weeks without talking to anyone other than Khet, even online since he seems to have zero actual friends.
 
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