💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[1SoberGeezer]

I'm afraid it might work. This could be some kind of last ditch hail mary play to come out as gay so he can threaten the court to cause a media shitstorm during fag month if he loses. It could actually work in a liberal shithole like Minnesota.

He knows the role well, I'd wager.

 

[Trans Randy]

Oh god if Mama K's reports are correct... Nick is on the fucking sauce and thinks this hearing is one of his streams. Thinks he'll mog the judge by making Ralph-tier sexual comments about Aaron. Ya Hanar, Mah WHORE BOYFRIEND here who had MAH CUM DRIPPIN OUT OF HIS MOUTH...
That's something I'd expected from him in a Zoom hearing, but not an in-house one.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick actually referred to Aaron as his boyfriend? Am I missing something, was he trying to make a joke in court?

Yes, unironically his entire reason for this trial is to make it a clown show and embarrass Aaron for dabblers to cover on their show.

I guarantee the entire reason he went in detail about Aaron's penis was because he thinks the dabblers will find it funny.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Oh god if Mama K's reports are correct... Nick is on the fucking sauce and thinks this hearing is one of his streams. Thinks he'll mog the judge by making Ralph-tier sexual comments about Aaron.
That's something I'd expected from him in a Zoom hearing, but not an in-house one.

They should have police on standby to pull him over if he gets into the driver seat of any vehicle.
If he is this sauced on pills he should not be driving.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's 1:30

They're probably starting up again

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick actually referred to Aaron as his boyfriend? Am I missing something, was he trying to make a joke in court?

Cue your homophobia, it's pride month. Let him walk out of his (glass) closet.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The Somalis gonna throw this faggot niggar Rekieta off the roof of a learing center.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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Dammit, he's using the I'm Gonna Fuck A Dude Defense!

If the balldo doesn't fit, you must aquit.

 

[AltisticRight]

If the balldo doesn't fit, you must aquit.

it doesn't fit on me but have you tried it on my boyfriend?

 

[JoRo2]

Aaron has been actually very calm and collected. He was rocking in his chair before the session started but that's about it. He's dressed nice too good dark blue suit that fits him. Nick is wearing a burgundy pinstripe suit that is right around his arms and pushed the shoulder pads out and the pants looks baggy. Nick didn't raise his head up once for a whole half hour and was doodling some kind of drawing that looked like himself? And just said NICK in large bold letters. His breathing was wicked loud since he came in. You could hear every exhale like a sigh. He legit sounded in pain or agitated and kept fidgeting. I haven't looked at the other accounts yet

I’m all for shitting on Nick but it’s always been so gay seeing a bunch of men talk about how well a suit fits a guy.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I’m all for shitting on Nick but it’s always been so gay seeing a bunch of men talk about how well a suit fits a guy.

To be fair, @Tiki Bar Man 2 is not a man. Albeit the username.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I’m all for shitting on Nick but it’s always been so gay seeing a bunch of men talk about how well a suit fits a guy.

It is admittedly relevant in the fact that Nick prides himself on his $20 Goodwill suits.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So instead of Aaron Imholte eating his goo in the files, we now have court documents and the cuck's own mouth to show that Aaron was his boyfriend.
Instesting tactic, Nick. What is this called? The myopia of heterosexuality?

Yes because surely making the Judge think you are a deranged and delusional stalker with sexual desires and fantasy's regarding the plaintiff, will make the Judge see that there is clearly no grounds for a restraining order.

At this point I'm pretty sure the Judge is questioning all of his life decisions that led to this moment. Why oh why didn't he go to Welding School.

 

[Major]

Judge: I find you, nick cuckieta guilty of aggravated faggotry.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I’m all for shitting on Nick but it’s always been so gay seeing a bunch of men talk about how well a suit fits a guy.

If you are white, wear black, navy blue or white (if it's really hot) suit.
Colorful suits that Nick likes are for niggers and faggots.

 

[Vibralldo]

Judge: I find you, nick cuckieta guilty of aggravated faggotry.

"And pronounce you husband and husband. You may kiss the groom."

 

[not william stenchever]

After looking into Duininck some more I found out that they are a regional construction group large enough to have their own division dedicated to building golf courses. The facility Nick hit one of their machines at is one of their aggregate supply locations that sells a crumb of aggregate to the Precision Concrete plant right next door because they're nice like that. Please sue, Nick. I beg you.

Edit: It looks like they are also building a ramp from the gravel pit up to Precision Concrete so that there is less truck and loader traffic on the county road when they're selling aggregate to them.

 

[Major]

"And pronounce you husband and husband. You may kiss the groom."

Judge: I sentence you to being a glory hole at gay 90s for 6 months. Sentence to being immediately

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Judge: I sentence you to being a glory hole at gay 90s for 6 months. Sentence to being immediately

Don’t threaten Nick Rekieta with his deepest desire coming true.

 

[Vibralldo]

Judge: I sentence you to being a glory hole at gay 90s for 6 months. Sentence to being immediately

This is Nick's ideal outcome