This is fuckin hilarious
No he's a fucking faggot who deserves no concessions. He also holds no real opinions to agree with. He is not a genuine human. He'd love 007 if it was whaled. He whines about influencers being honest or not when he is the biggest liar on the internet and takes opportunities if they are offered. He just can't get them cause he is Phil(retarded/irrelevant). It's easy to grandstand on that stuff when you yourself will never be offered it. Also an aside, don't trust any online personality you don't know at face value when advertising shit but if you do know them and their taste you can likely tell if they are being genuine or not if you don't have autism. Kinda crazy how many people I've noticed even here over the years that actually watch DSP play a game and judge it when he is the worst possible way of experiencing it. Games that I love are raped by him because he can't make anything look even mediocre.
Warms my heart knowing there's gooks on the other side of the planet making fun of Phil
During the trailer for ILL, his first thought half way through was, "I wonder if the full game will show penises?"
No, but there are most likely things he pulled from Twitter that he pretends are his opinions that I agree with.
My personal lore is that Melissa got the special hair combs that were Phil's. Even better, Dave & Linda say they've only had 1 kid, and it's Melissa. Phil is memory holed as a mistake in 1981.
Hah! Look at this idiot who doesn't know the bit. Let's all point and laugh at him.
Darziak can't help him set these up anymore unless Lummox is willing to be his new lacky
Phil after 1st stream - so happy to be playing this classic that I barely played 20 years ago instead of modern slop
Even with the vanishingly small list of things we agree on, I know they're either not actually his opinions or he doesn't understand the subject enough to actually be saying it from a place of conviction. Like take his constant yapping about dieting. Dieting is great, it's how you survive in a world of over-abundant food, everyone should have some sort of diet. But dig a little deeper and you find that he thinks turkey mince and fucking protein pasta are peak foods (and probably doesn't eat it anyway!), or thinks that fat is inherently bad for you. We don't actually agree.
DSP has this thing where his take on a game ends up being right sometimes but he got to that take not by the actual gameplay of the game but because either support was low, the game doesn't have enough yellow paint, chat either can't handholding that part of the game because it's a player skill segment or is dead so can't handhold, guides aren't out for the game yet or he thinks he will go viral for dumping on/praising the game.
See the problem is that Phil's opinions are hating things for dumb reasons. Usually the wrong ones.
Exactly this... Phil loves walking sims where he can just rift and say dumb shit. If 007 made $150 every stream, he wouldn't rip it during the game, probably after. One thing he hates are games heavy in story because he can't beg during them as easily.
Thats the other shit he does. Like if you have the misfortune of watching his LTG or Quartering streams he'll parrot the shit he hears other people say (ltg is the black Johnny Bravo because he skips leg day) even when its something that shows he has zero (ZERO) self awareness. But then he'll run his yapper about something nobody is fucking talking about. So it's not enough to talk about LTG being a deadbeat- GUYS LOOK AT HIS RUG. ISN'T IT UGLY? ISN'T HIS STREAMER ROOM LOW EFFORT?! WHUU? BANDS? RACKS? HUH? Finally gets to talk to Keemstar- DO YOU DYE YOUR BEARD KEEM?!
Yep as soon as a game he clearly doesn't like either ends or the goal isn't hit he will just shit on it for a variety of reasons also the BG3 stuff is funny because that game legit saved the business for him at that time period but man he fucking hates it so much.
Oh the store camera was on the whole time huh? Hello!
