💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Look at his flabby ass calves. The balcony must groan and creak like crazy under his girthsome form. Also he doesn't wear underwear like a creep so there will be skidmarks on that furniture before long, what a disgusting hog.
 
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One upright is already visibly sinking down, and the whole panel attached to it is starting to bow as well. The pig iron is fucking bent at the bottom! Horrifying.
So are we doing a deadpool on the life of the balcony? I'm giving it at least one hardy midwestern winter packed with snow Fatrick won't remove before it collapses under the weight. At least then we'll know where the lawsuit funds went: into emegency patching the house.
 
One upright is already visibly sinking down, and the whole panel attached to it is starting to bow as well. The pig iron is fucking bent at the bottom! Horrifying
Ah, so that's where the money from the settlement is going to end up. Covering Pat's medical bills and house repairs when his ramshackle "balcony" eventually collapses.
 
Enjoy half a mil, swat-victim child.

Jokes aside.
How many fucking times would he need to be swatted until the retarded cops would realize it is all hoaxes.
I mean, it can't be that fucking hard to have a note that says "This address is frequently swatted, just call them and ask if everything is ok instead of sending the squad".

If nothing else, the amount of wasted tax-payers money sending out these retards everytime.
For once, and hopefully last time, I think Patrick is in the right here. He deserves the money and some cop retards need to be fired.
 
At least have a modicum of shame
Have you seen Patrick? Have you really looked at him or heard any facts about his life? The only thing he has a modicum of is a faucet-shaped penis and bars that still serve him.
@Useful_Mistake you have been instructed, many thousands of times, to end your features with proper punctuation. You died doing this, stalker. Enjoy prison.
Hey, @Useful_Mistake is a good boy who dindu nuffin! It's all the other jannies that are fucking trash.
But yeah I hope he enjoys pissing it away on a new bike and his and her Mustangs.
I hope he buys something like a Rolex and one of his pepperoni ingredient suppliers robs him of it.
As an occasional Patposter this news is very exciting, because there's nobody funnier than a retard with a ton of money to blow.
What about a retard that's also enormously obese and gay as all hell?
 
Piggy are you sure its a good idea to xeet in a thread about Porkins?
Kinda asking for it at this point...
Since good for nothing piggertits is too busy squeezing his bloated haunches through a window to take pictures of his favella roof I'll take a moment to be MATI over gay ass nerd shit.
Yes fat retard, the X-Wings were intended to have ejection pods, like real world aircraft they were inspired by.
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How many fucking times would he need to be swatted until the retarded cops would realize it is all hoaxes.
Holy shit this happens every time a Happenings post brings in the tourists. The cops had long since started just leaving a note when they got called out to the pig’s sty. He successfully conflated this, along with checkups from the fire department and calls to other houses on his street, as multiple SWATings. The one time he had a case was when the cops forced their way into his house even after confirming no crime had occurred, and the court ruled that the cops were too retarded to know better.
 
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I am unreasonably upset about all of the people talking about Pat's "cup of coffee" in his pictures. Rick does not drink coffee, he takes his tea with a spot of milk. Being the ultimate Midwestern flyover state rube, Rick likes to larp as being British as he views them as being more sophisticated.

Does Pat remind anybody else of Major Charles Emerson Winchester III from M*A*S*H? Especially when he goes in to his Mama Raven mode and sTarTs snapping his T's, child? He's like a mix of both him AND Frank Burns! Just without the actual intelligence, education, and redeeming traits....
 
Does Pat remind anybody else of Major Charles Emerson Winchester III from M*A*S*H? Especially when he goes in to his Mama Raven mode and sTarTs snapping his T's, child?
He's closer to Frank Burns in a fat suit. Aaaand I feel like I need to apologize to Larry Linville for saying that.
 
Does Pat remind anybody else of Major Charles Emerson Winchester III from M*A*S*H? Especially when he goes in to his Mama Raven mode and sTarTs snapping his T's, child? He's like a mix of both him AND Frank Burns! Just without the actual intelligence, education, and redeeming traits....
I get where you're coming from but Charles was, at heart, a very decent human being and also incredibly competent at his job. I can see the Frank though, they're both incompetent rubes. However Frank does have one thing over Pat, he was nowhere near as FAT.
 
Yeah, the settlement outcome is the worst outcome from an actual justice standpoint. Fat retard gets EVEN MORE taxpayer money to continue being the same layabout he's demonstrably been since forever (100% forgiven PPP loans, never forget). City admits no wrongdoing and will obviously not make any meaningful policy changes regarding its policing. The lawsuit was really building up to a great climax and a trial decided BY THE PEOPLE was well within sight.

And then that fat gay homofaggot Evan Goyke just came out of nowhere and threw it all out the window. He couldn't even be man enough to do it himself; he had to bring in new guy Cronin specifically to do it for him. It's embarrassing.

I won't derail the thread, but the overall levels of niggardry in the city have been getting pretty properly fucked the last couple of years. The cops and DA's already hardly do shit about it. It will only continue to get worse once word spreads that you can sue the cops and get paid out anytime they hurt your feelings. Sure you waste three years in the process, but much like the Robinsons, niggers aren't doing anything with their lives to begin with.
 
Since good for nothing piggertits is too busy squeezing his bloated haunches through a window to take pictures of his favella roof I'll take a moment to be MATI over gay ass nerd shit.
Yes fat retard, the X-Wings were intended to have ejection pods, like real world aircraft they were inspired by.
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In canon lore it doesn't have one. EU lore it had a typical ejection seat This can be seen in X-Wing Rogue Squadron #21 and the ejection seat came with a personal forcefield.. If you wanted to have better protection, go with a B-Wing instead. (Hobbie was fine and only needed a day in the bacta tanks).
 
Settlement approved.
All stalker children are on suicide watch while awaiting transport into the custody of the Wisconsin Department of Corrections. The entire Milwaukee niglet population is advised to remain indoors or they WILL be ground into niggeroni. President Trump has retreated to the Fuhrer Bunker until Rick’s P90 ammo is depleted.
Total. Rick. Victory.
 

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