Postmortem DDoS Attack of May 28th, 2026

[ChromaQuack]

Not Martians, but some other extraterrestrial faction?

It's the Gayniggers from outer space.

 

[AnOminous]

I love when the DDoS-tards give up in despair, having utterly failed.

 

[Gothic Runes]

Thanks Jorsh.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Who knows? Maybe kiwiflare could become a small competitor to cloudflare someday. The only DDoS protection plan where the owner will write a mean letter in response to the ADL. The only caveat? You have to pay with a check.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Who knows? Maybe kiwiflare could become a small competitor to cloudflare someday. The only DDoS protection plan where the owner will write a mean letter in response to the ADL. The only caveat? You have to pay with a check.

The Internet would be healthier without a quarter+ of it running through Cloudflare.

 

[gampboonerisms]

don't answer this
Why is my phone struggling to load pages and yet my desktop makes it seem like nothings wrong.

 

[mindlessobserver]

don't answer this
Why is my phone struggling to load pages and yet my desktop makes it seem like nothings wrong.

Your desktop is able to do proof of work faster.

 

[Fly in the Ointment]

I really liked the nearly 2 days of a lack of retards who cannot into TOR. We should do this more often.

 

[56 others]

Your desktop is able to do proof of work faster.

My pixel 9 XL would do the work and then hang on submitting it

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

In all seriousness: how much money does it cost to carry out an attack like these past few days? Or does it just require one seriously determined actor? I know fuck all about cybersecurity.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

The Internet would be healthier without a quarter+ of it running through Cloudflare.

I read Jersh's sneedifesto on just how many ways there are to screw with a person's ability to own, run, and make a living from a website, and of those ways — from DDoS protection(-rackets) like Cloudflare to banking stuff to ISP throttling to... a bunch of shit I'm unqualified to sperg about, I noted that each constituted a tiny chokepoint, usually opaque, beyond any appeal, and controlled by a tiny, tiny, cabal of unaccountable private citizens.

Null is up against some serious motherfuckers. I genuinely hope that he takes precautions with his personal safety, because I can legitimately see those powers becoming frustrated with the repeated failures of attacks to shut us down, and actually bumping him off (possibly by just deliberately winding up a known-dangerous tranny for plausible-deniability purposes), because few others would fight like he does for this place.

 

[El Señor de la Noche]

This round of attack seems intensive. Maybe a month long struggle?

Don't jinx it, please. I wouldn't like to use tor for so long.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Could this botnet be related to the XP sp1 desktop i plugged in yesterday?

I bet it's the nazi jews.

The Ashkenazis

 

[DavidS877]

don't answer this
Why is my phone struggling to load pages and yet my desktop makes it seem like nothings wrong.

Fine, I won't.

Spoiler

But it's probably because the desktop can do IPv6 and the Phone can't. Usually it's the other way around.

 

[Not an Hero]

They DDOS this forum to hide my pen,
But the shitpost poet strikes again.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

retards who cannot into TOR

Can't use TOR because ISP blocks it?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

WE ARE BACCCKKK.


SUFFFAHHH FAGGOT DDOSSER

 

[Lord Of Shit]

They DDOS this forum to hide my pen,
But the shitpost poet strikes again.

Nigger is a word,
Which we write with dignity,
Null! Protect us all!

ニッガーや
毅然と書かん
ナル！護れ！

They try to silence
We people whom fling the shit
It is a fuck-up.

黙らせん
我等糞投げ
失敗りに

No seasonal words, but not too shit, I think.

 

[donjulio]

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[blame]

the kikes can't beat us