💼 Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

Will Nathfield cleanse the world

  • No

    Votos: 48 8.2%
  • Yes

    Votos: 179 30.5%
  • He’ll be abandoned while Nathen fingers his hole

    Votos: 359 61.3%

  • Total de votantes
    586
The TL;DR is Nathen once again tries to sound like an expert at licensing because at one point he used his dad’s money to slap a Garfield sticker on a failed restaurant, all while failing to understand the actual industry, much like he failed to understand the Garfield fandom
I hope that Garfield pic is AI, 'cause the suit looks grimy/dirty af 🤮 Lord only knows what he did to it.
 
I hope that Garfield pic is AI, 'cause the suit looks grimy/dirty af 🤮 Lord only knows what he did to it.
I don't know if that costume is the same as this video, I'm leaning on no because of the eyes. But if he would do this then why would he need ai for that?


I don't think that image is particularly dirty anyway. It's just the lighting.
 
I don't know if that costume is the same as this video, I'm leaning on no because of the eyes. But if he would do this then why would he need ai for that?

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I don't think that image is particularly dirty anyway. It's just the lighting.
When Quinton bought the big Garfield from Nathen, a lot of people joked that he bought it to fuck it because he already had bought a sex doll. Nathen the entergagesexual has bested the fat retard once again.

Btw, sorry for the emote alerts everyone. Was catching up with the thread and good lord did I miss so much cool shit.
 
When Quinton bought the big Garfield from Nathen, a lot of people joked that he bought it to fuck it because he already had bought a sex doll. Nathen the entergagesexual has bested the fat retard once again.

Btw, sorry for the emote alerts everyone. Was catching up with the thread and good lord did I miss so much cool shit.
I keep forgetting if I posted this years old video or not but I keep seeing it in my camera roll in my phone so I’ll just post it now

 
I keep forgetting if I posted this years old video or not but I keep seeing it in my camera roll in my phone so I’ll just post it now

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Why does he look like that? He's just laying on the table thing like a person? It looks like a real cosplayer that he's tied down to the bed. The way Garfield is laying is just kinda kinky? All the plush toys thing I've gotten like that have just been shoved in a bag and vacuum sealed and just end up as a blob.
 
You are the only person having an issue with the file, find a solution yourself, man.
Just be aware that there is some sort of licensing thing that may result in Nathen receiving a few pennies if you borrow a digital audio book copy of Fagagarfieldosis from a library.

This is part of why whoever posted the PDF should fuckin' fix it [I do not believe them when they said it works fine, they're lying]
 
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Nathen’s new, even harder to pronounce book, is finally out. And this time exclusively on Gumroad https://thenathenmazri.gumroad.com/l/ataraxia?utm_id=97760_v0_s00_e0_tv6_a1dennhawwbcz8

He proceeded to advertise it with bizarre Instagram posts

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Screenshots of the sales page. Anyone willing to drop $20?
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The DDOS attack made it hard to post these updates, which are among the best Nathen content in months. Highly quotable, very entergaging.

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“From Garfield to Allah” might be my favorite Nathen quote of the year.

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"From Garfield to Allah", words to live by. How do we nominate shit for random.txt?

It's funny how he writes "...after losing everything" as a cause for his spiritual awakening; last time I checked his father's millions were still there. Must be wonderful to live a life of pure larping and no worries.
 
"From Garfield to Allah", words to live by. How do we nominate shit for random.txt?

It's funny how he writes "...after losing everything" as a cause for his spiritual awakening; last time I checked his father's millions were still there. Must be wonderful to live a life of pure larping and no worries.
I think you need to include the second sentence, "From Garfield to Allah. That is the whole story". It provides important context for anyone who doesnt already know that the source is a deranged Muslim man who tried to make money off of Garfield.
 
“I was assaulted by someone who thought I had no voice” is an interesting choice of words from a guy who molested his own cousin.

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As is “A peace no billionaire can buy” from someone whom a billionaire bought everything for
 
Thank you for struggling through the DDoS to share, this is monumental. 6 years sober? Doubt.jpg

Calling the dude a "handsome young scholar" :story:Bro can't stop being homosexual even when he's pledging himself to Allah.
 
The cherry on top for me was reading that with Iris playing in my head as per his Instagram post. This batshit insane fucker never fails to make me smile (minus the cousin molesting). Thank you for your service during the DDoS to bring this to us
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He opens the book by dedicating it to his Sonichu OC.

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And yes, that does indeed mean I purchased a copy of the book. Enjoy fellow kiwis.
I count eleven em dashes on the first page of the prologue.

EDIT: Holy shit, this nepo baby is unironically claiming boomers stole his future. Sure, Nathen, you got told to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I totally believe you. :story:
This is the generation that was handed the most prosperous, stable, opportunity-loaded moment in human history. Post-war economies humming. Houses you could buy on a single income. University tuition payable with a summer job. A job market that hired you. A planet that had not yet been fully, financialized, stripped, and sold back to you in subscription format.

They got all of that. They built equity on top of it. They voted for policies that protected their equity. They told their children to work hard and save money. They told their grandchildren to pull themselves up with their bootstrap
 
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