More importantly, why the fuck would he even BE on Tinder?
Do you guys even know how dating apps work? You meet a female style individual and your next objective is either to chat her up for a date, or invite her over to bang, depending on her preferences. Why the fuck would Phil want to do either of these things? He hates people and especially women, and never goes outside.
(In reality, Tinder is pretty much monopolized by bots posing as women who want you to follow their Instagram and Snapchat or whatever, but this principle applies to other dating apps as well.)
The only dating app Phil would ever actually use is Grindr because it's just a hookup app, and there is no fucking way he's using Grindr. I will personally film myself superchatting DSP $50,000 if anyone ever provides proof of him having an active Grindr account.