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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Tommy could at least afford a shotgun. Pig boy will have to rely on his ability to tie a shoe lace noose.... Assuming he doesn't wear crocs
He does, in fact, wear crocs. he was very proud of them too. IMG_3750.jpeg
 
You wish you had shoes you didn't have to lace up A-lawgs!

I remember one time he showed them to the camera and Zoomski caught that they were actually Mexican knockoffs called "Clogs." Though I suppose it's factually accurate that even Ralph gets to walk all over Clog.
 
I assume Ralph made that xeet because of this. TRUST NO BISH!
Notice the contrast between King Mersh and Ralph here. Ralph would have called her a slatternly whore and posted nudes while getting deeper into his fee fees.
I have no idea why Mersh didn't take his own advice about her. His instincts about her motivations for chasing around Sektur-adjacent men were indeed correct.
My only guess is King Mersh thought it was a setup until Ralph kinda proved it otherwise. Still a terrible idea to interact with any woman who's willingly engaged with Ralph though.
So this means Scarlett going to be his rebound?
God yes, please. PLEASE. I've always been a proponent of King Mersh fucking all the women Ralph is fucked. As much as Piggly Wiggly hollers about "You kissed a woman who's licked my ass", it still deeply upsets him because he's an insecure, overly emotional woman.

Scarlett would be great because she'd have no issues ranting who Ralph's limp dick or sexual inadequacies, and she's not really afraid of the hollerin' reprocrussions that follows. Though, I think Mersh fucking Nara or Pantsu would generate better lulz since both women mean a lot more to Ralph. It'd definitely fuck him up pretty good, that's for sure.
 
Mersh Nooooo!
Well, it was expected. He’s been acting like a total ass the last few streams-cockier than a motherfucker, bragging about making a hundred thousand dollars a year streaming, bagging on his audience, looping and watching the most inane shit.
Really disappointing. I like Mersh when he’s hammering Ralph and Scarlett, but other than that, not so much.
Kind of new to watching him. Has he always been this way? He did a segment the other day where it was Pig and Piglet on Kevin Brennan’s show, and I’ll be damned if he couldn't go 15 seconds without pausing and talking over it. Pretty much missed the whole thing.
What’s the saying? Pride comes before the fall.
 
The few times I saw Mersh talk about Icedancer it came across like he thought he was lucky to land her which is never a good look. Even mentioning them on stream or retweeting them is a terrible idea. You should treat sektur groupies like the slatternly whores they are.
 
Yeah, just when he plunked down all that hard earned cash for his cruise and his cruise wear. Mountain Dew Baja Blast sandals and all.
I wonder if Icedancer's and his cruise tickets are refundable?
So what your sayin', my dude, is that there's an available cruise ticket for (future Queen) Scarlett??? The Corn Harvest's® align in mysterious and extremely fortunate ways. Inshallah!
 
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