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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
The worst part is that "owning the ay-lawgs" now translates to "having a normal, boring existence, despite attempting to be an entertainer", because everything entertaining he could do is giving victory to the ay-lawgs.
He already tried to insert his snout into that drama and became the content for few hours. However since he failed now he's going to take shots from the side lines attempting to stir up a feud he can just hollar at from the security of the gunt hovel.
The qrd is this: This is everything that made ralph what he is. Literally peak ralphamale. He's got the bowling trophy and he's still riding high. Its worth putting om in the background. Don't be a lazy nigger, as the fellow above, said.
Piggy has regained his precious blue check mark and needs the internet to know about it. I guess he's down so bad he needed to wait for a payment to clear to re-enable it.
And we know this is true because the first thing he does every time he removes himself from a situation is fire up a stream to own the haters. SAWRY GAYDUH!
It’s weird how Ralph is water off a ducks back for the first 20 seconds, then ralpharage comes to an instant boil and he starts hollering.
In this case I’d assume Chrissy actually had no clue about Ralph’s “it’s too hot hot side” hot mic. It had happened years ago and Chrissy was still laser focused on sucking dick in low status NY comedy and radio circles. She was just starting to realize she could grift these online communities. I doubt she knew anything about Ralph besides he gets a lot of attention online and was YT banned for being a Nazi.
Her reaction to the chat seems pretty authentic. The idea of making mom hitchhike to dialysis is black comedy type funny. We have seen how bad she is at playing dumb recently.
(I’ve always detested her. She’s a craven climber comedy groupie with no talent. Marrying some Italian guy who “manages her career” is chef’s kiss. All these women eventually marry lowly scumbags after failing to marry a successful comedian or club owner. Kiki is example #2)
Alright, you faggots twisted my arm and it is pretty funny.
‘Maybe yewww talked shit to yourrr mom… I have no reason not to think that’ is hilarious while he’s in his piggy pink polo with his bloated, intoxicated head bobbing around.
It shows him as the incoherent, rambling wigger that he is - ‘take whatever posh hots you wahnt!’. He at one point says, without interruption: ‘I know this is going to be clipped, I’m not hiding from anybody… I came on this show, and it was right up to a certain… degree… yeah, no problem… ya chucklin’ about my dead mom, fuck you bish’ Which is just an argument going on inside his own head.
As I suspected, Mayr just sort of dances around things all the while probably thinking ‘this is good stuff, this is gunna get me some engagement’, while having her husband as some drop-in third voice is pure faggotry.
‘I don’t think you can understand what it’s like to be me’ in his best groany emo teenager voice is also hilarious. The great misunderstood hero Mr. Ethan Ralph, everybody.
what people forget to mention about the Mayr v Ralph story... is that INMEDIATELY after that happened, Mayr went live with Rackets to shit talk ralph. and it felt like it was a preplanned situation.
Like she did a solid to rackets by getting ralph to holler at her. it feels like a rework of the ambush Elijah Schaffer tried to set up for Ralph, having Rekieta join the shoah without ralph knowin.
He’s on video digging burgers out of the trash to eat and sniffing shit out of someone’s ass with his micro on display. What can possibly be more embarrassing and shameful than what we’ve already seen?
Thank you, the clip I was talking about came from this, but the whole thing start to finish shows the difference from current day Ralph.
It's kind of sad, until you remember all the shit Ralph's done and that he is 100% responsible for the situation he's in.
what people forget to mention about the Mayr v Ralph story... is that INMEDIATELY after that happened, Mayr went live with Rackets to shit talk ralph. and it felt like it was a preplanned situation.
Like she did a solid to rackets by getting ralph to holler at her. it feels like a rework of the ambush Elijah Schaffer tried to set up for Ralph, having Rekieta join the shoah without ralph knowin.
I'm pretty sure she's been pulling a lot of shit like the MM situation. Didn't coomalot say she admitted to him she was only doing inviting MM because she was in the middle of a controversy and all of the superchats that would generate?
She probably knew about the original pillstream audio and just played dumb like she did with MM. Same with sweeping for Rekieta, she always just "doesn't know" what's going on, and always trusts the person the chat is attacking and believes them when they say it's all lies. It's just that Ralph blew up before she could sweep it up.
Same thing with Stuttering John, she knew people would send superchats to dunk on him, but she didn't know how thin skinned he was, unfortunately it worked out in her favor that time.
She does it because she knows people will send hate superchats, but it looks like she really miscalculated this time.
The only thing I can come up with is if something insane happened with Scarlett that we haven't heard yet. But I'm struggling to see how it could be worse than anything he went through with Pantsu or even Faith. I'm hoping that since Gabe specializes in obsessing over Ralph that maybe it's actually juicy. He claims it could be figured out by watching Ralph the last 30 days. So let's see. Nothing legal related, he says. Ralph hasn't been streaming much lately. He doesn't say a lot about Scarlett now. He's stopped screaming about Mersh and Brixton. Anything involving Faith/Xander would be considered law related. He stole a cat. He had his failed Quartering stint in Wisconsin where he was pretty silent for several days. All I can think of is that something bad happened on that last trip.
Only thing of note I can think of is aidswolf finally threw in his broom. Probably income since that’s all Ralph really prides himself on and he begged his fans for that. Most likely his Mexican residency didn’t get renewed either. He’s been too boring to even watch to notice anything really.
Usually he's a bit more careful than his retarded Keanu stream. And it needs to be said: him saying he had something big is what make Rackets admit he choke slammed his 15 year old at the massage place.
I think he has something, but is definitely overselling it - what possible new low point could Ralph have reached? There's no way that anything Ralph has done recently could be the most shameful thing he's done, that's a bit low bar to beat.
