Debate users @Welperhelper99 and @Generic Anime Girl on the ethics of Mormon e-dating PART THREE - THE CENTURY OF WELPERHELPER99 HUMILATION CONTINUES, GENERIC ANIME GIRL AS AUTISTIC AS EVER!

[Super Mario Brothers]

I still think any religion that forbids you from tea or coffee is dumb

 

[Anne Hyroe]

tfw no generic anime gf

Those in search of GAG’s favour must complete an application (bingo card)

 

[Waffle Iron]

Those in search of GAG’s favour must complete an application (bingo card)

Don't go after another man's woman, that's not cool.

 

[Begemot]

Don't go after another man's woman, that's not cool.

Welper betrayed her, she needs a real lover.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Welper betrayed her, she needs a real lover.

GAG shared DMs for a measily T&H badge.

 

[long waters]

GAG shared DMs for a measily T&H badge.

More like Welper betrayed her first by not manning up and getting his girl a measily T&H badge! What a cheapskate jewy thing to do!

 

[alphabetnigger]

We got true and honest women here on the farms. Noone wants them, but we do have them.
Can love bloom even on the kiwifarms?

 

[Waffle Iron]

Ver archivo adjunto 8322473
We got true and honest women here on the farms. Noone wants them, but we do have them.
Can love bloom even on the kiwifarms?

>ywn cuddle with your bp gf wrapped in a blanket while following the latest feature of your favorite lolcow
>ywn hear her mumble: "Yes bossman, you earned that hit of crackerooski" while watching bossman triple chuck it
Sometimes I wonder why my body bothers to wake in the morning.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

>ywn cuddle with your bp gf wrapped in a blanket while following the latest feature of your favorite lolcow
>ywn hear her mumble: "Yes bossman, you earned that hit of crackerooski" while watching bossman triple chuck it
Sometimes I wonder why my body bothers to wake in the morning.

What is stopping you? Get your bingo card in to @Mankirk and don’t let your memes be dreams

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Hoping for a Mormon Christmas miracle.

Ho ho ho! This may have just come to pass. I come bearing a super special present. Thanks to @WelperHelper99's appearance on Judas's podcast, I was able to create an RVC AI model of him so he can sing some special Christmas tunes. Thus, I proudly present an extra autistic album for the holidays, because there's nothing as magical as the power of song!

WelperHelper's Merry Mormon Christmas ​

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Album Art by @NaggotFigger

Song Made with Suno and WelperHelper RVC Model

Spoiler: Lyrics

[INTRO]
It's Christmas time and I am in awe,
I'm a devout Mormon in Utah...

[VERSE]
I'm Joseph Smith's loyal helper,
On Kiwi Farms they call me Welper,
My profile picture is Saber from Fate,
But IRL I'm a fat ginger named Nate.
My hand is pudgy and in need of lotion,
I have a bottle but there's still commotion,
Despite all the haters,
I am still here,
because I want to spread some holiday cheer!

[CHORUS]
It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
here on Kiwi Farms,
Going to woo that Generic Anime Girl,
with my autistic charms.

It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
But I've let my OPsec slip,
I revealed my voice on Judas's podcast,
And my PMs were leaked by Lidl Drip.

It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
I admit I'm a bit of a jerk,
I decided to break up with GAG,
While she was at work.

[VERSE]
It was a bit mean, and a little rude,
But she's horny, and I'm a bit of a prude,
She's not a fan of my Chevy truck,
I got three Mass Debate threads,
That's just my luck.
She's in love with Fallout's Joshua Graham,
That's what she's looking for in a man,
And there's nothing that's gonna stop her,
So if we gonna soak, I need a bed hopper.

[CHORUS]
It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
That's how it came to pass!
God turned the Indians's skin red,
Joseph Smith's not talking out his ass.

It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
All seems going well,
That is until GAG threatens me,
With her pooner gel.

It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
I still want to be with her,
It sucks that Josh Moon says to us:
"I don't recognize the marriage of a rectum lapper"

[VERSE]
I don't believe in polygamy,
Like the Mormon fundies,
I am a good boy,
Who wears his magic undies.
I did go on to Judas's show,
Unlike Toji I didn't puss out,
I just wanted to have fun,
Ain't that what the holidays are all about?

[OUTRO CHORUS]
It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
There's snow covering the street,
At least it's nice and white and clean,
Unlike a slovenly jeet!

It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
Where all the trannies lose,
We also fucking love Israel,
Happy Hannukah to the Jews.

It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
My views are quite chuddy,
If you act like a retard,
I'll hit the triangle,
And yell "WOAH BUDDY!"

It's a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
As long as you're not a queer or my mother,
Have a very Merry Mormon Christmas,
This year brother!

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That's the main song, here's the others!

Spoiler: More Tracks

Merry Fucking Christmas

Silent Night, Spergy Night
(Requested by @WelperHelper99)

Illegals in Welper's Yard

So Need a Generic Anime Girl

Enjoy Prison, Stalker

Caramelldancing Christmas

Crack Miser

Bonkle Piraka Rap

A Cruel Autist's Thesis

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But wait, there's even more! Here's a couple of bonuses. First we have @NaggotFigger's album art without the hand edit and text:

Spoiler: Album Art

Second, attached to this post is the WelperHelper99 RVC model so you too can create some quality Mormon tunes. Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ho ho ho! This may have just come to pass. I come bearing a super special present. Thanks to @WelperHelper99 appearance on Judas's podcast, I was able to create an RVC AI model of him so he can sing some special Christmas tunes. Thus, I proudly present an extra autistic album for the holidays, because there's nothing as magical as the power of song!

I love it. Also that cover art is awesome @NaggotFigger

 

[Colon capital V]

This album turned me mormon, fuck if Joseph Smith was science fictioning his own bible, the Rice Krispies and vanilla Oreos are worth it if it means saving the Hwite race.

 

[Sooty Soot]

There are times where I think this forum can't outdo itself, and then there are times like this. 'Tis truly a Moroni-mas miracle.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

Mormoni-mas miracle.

FIFY

 

[twinArmageddons]

Album Art by @NaggotFigger

Nice album art, I wonder which user goku represents?

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Everyone in the interview sounds so gay and nasally that I can feel my absurdly-high Bulgar testosterone dropping to normal levels.

Busted out laughing. This fucking thread man, just reading the tagline gets me every time.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Holy smokes it's like my fucked up retard radar is perfect

 

[joebobmurphy]

What is this, I don’t even….

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

I mean, this whole thing was funny but did it really need a sponsorship? Like this won't get Welper to do the the Meikawu thread even quicker.

 

[Cancer ♥]

Like this won't get Welper to do the the Meikawu thread even quicker

The what?