💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
He's lying about thrifting all his stuff. No small town in Minnesota has that many poorly-dressed, narrow-shouldered men with large ugly suit jacket collections.
How did he find that tablecloth? Is there some place that actually makes jackets out of tablecloths?

I'm at a complete loss where it was even possible to find something that ugly.
 
He's like a bad driver who doesn't crash every time he drives. That doesn't mean he is a better driver just means he didn't crash so you'd notice this time. But crash he will.
Well, he is also a bad driver, because he literally did crash his dumbass Mustang the first time he went out in it. And we did notice it. And it was funny as fuck, too.
When I want to remember what a complete retard Nick is I think back to the transcript of his sentencing. Peak Nick hubris.
Sounds like you suffer from the myopia of not being told you were smart when you were growing up.
 
He negs nags Chris into creating a LawTube video subcategory, which I presume his quantitative analysts already told him would be a waste of time.
Why? It's not like he covers trials that are worth a fuck anyways. What he really meant to say was "Rumble should have an AaronsGoo streaming section. Let the people know Rumble hosts the true goo content they want to see!"
 
This came across my feed a little while ago:

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Not bad after six hours.

Too bad for Nick he's too lazy to do shortform content like this, and can't hold himself out as a lawyer anymore.

Anyone remember when Nick got a lucrative contract with Rumble with the understanding he'd be a pioneer for the legal analysis content on the platform, only for him to not perform and choose to make coomer content because he wanted to make it instead of legal content? I bet Pavlovski remembers.
He's still basically not performing worth a damn on that front. All Pavlovski would need to do is watch a few minutes of his recent-ish "trial streams" and he would soon learn that it basically consists of Nick having a trial going in the background as he obsesses over some guy's dick. Occasionally he'll make some inane comment about the trial.

Maybe Rumble would benefit from a law section, but it certainly wouldn't with Nick in it.
 
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This photo is taken in a dressing room where people change their clothing. That's taboo. He's getting off on taking a picture of himself in an area where people are vulnerable (men too). It gives me the "ick" because it's just like Lily Tino taking pictures of himself in women's bathrooms. This skelly fat fuck loves pushing those boundaries.
 
Look at those wrinkles
Those wrinkles (on both Chaos & the Succubus) belong on a 60 something person, not a 40 something one. Those are the wrinkles of hard living, ones that certain drugs really amp up.
I think it’s purely for the dream of it all, Nick dreams of getting a new Rumble deal. He sees a totally lame poofter, the Quarterpounder, getting a cool 2 mill from Rumble & immediately thinks he must have another shot, too. It’s just old Balldo’s dreams running away from him, again. He’s lost in his fantasies, mostly about winning, the Toe, and being a big deal online, and doesn’t deliver anything of value, so the fantasies are all he has. He shoots his shot, because that minuscule hope is all he has.
 
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This photo is taken in a dressing room where people change their clothing. That's taboo. He's getting off on taking a picture of himself in an area where people are vulnerable (men too). It gives me the "ick" because it's just like Lily Tino taking pictures of himself in women's bathrooms. This skelly fat fuck loves pushing those boundaries.
And that's a ton of women's clothes in the store visible from the mirror.
 
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This photo is taken in a dressing room where people change their clothing. That's taboo. He's getting off on taking a picture of himself in an area where people are vulnerable (men too). It gives me the "ick" because it's just like Lily Tino taking pictures of himself in women's bathrooms. This skelly fat fuck loves pushing those boundaries.
Not illegal in Minnesota. He is outside the actual changing room, and he could even take a picture of himself inside one according to a quick google search. (Peeping and unauthorized pictures are illegal)

But I did learn about a place where taking pictures is illegal in Minnesota, and Nick should totally give it a go. I heard its a folk sport in India already, Nick should popularize it for the H1B populace.
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Those wrinkles (on both Chaos & the Succubus) belong on a 60 something person, not a 40 something one. Those are the wrinkles of hard living, ones that certain drugs really amp up.

I think it’s purely for the dream of it all, Nick dreams of getting a new Rumble deal. He sees a totally lame poofter, the Quarterpounder, getting a cool 2 mill from Rumble & immediately thinks he must have another shot, too. It’s just old Balldo’s dreams running away from him, again. He’s lost in his fantasies, mostly about winning, the Toe, and being a big deal online, and doesn’t deliver anything of value, so the fantasies are all he has. He shoots his shot, because that minuscule hope is all he has.
orly?
Are we forgetting his amazing Kick deal where they chased him and gave him this amazing unique contract n stuff?
 
I am one of those views, although I dislike her huge ass forehead, her videos are informative and held relatively short.
Nick could not present anything in a concise manner if his life depended on it.
A Youtuber can do pretty good for themselves with pre-scripted short form content like this. Kurt had a video a while back, on the Minnesota ICE shooting, that pulled pretty good numbers too. I posted about it here. People noted that he really should do more content like that.

The thing is you have to plan it, script it, and edit it. Nick, meanwhile, is a lazy POS. He'd much rather dress like an idiot, turn on the camera, and ramble. Worse, he thinks that entitles him to go back to making the money he used to make.
 
He will sell this as "being clever with money", rather than as the admission of poverty it really is.

When I want to remember what a complete retard Nick is I think back to the transcript of his sentencing. Peak Nick hubris.
In true Nick fashion, if he is trying to avoid looking poor, he's doing it all wrong. He's wearing all of these statement pieces. If you're trying to make your money go further, you get a couple dark/innocuous suits or blazers/pants, and then save the statement stuff for shirts or ties. No one thinks "he's wearing his black suit again." Everyone thinks, "he's wearing the world's most hideous red satin blazer again."

How did he find that tablecloth? Is there some place that actually makes jackets out of tablecloths?
I tried to find it without luck. There are places that make some pretty ugly stuff, custom: Indochino, and similar, will go as ugly as you want almost. But nothing that ugly.
 
Too bad Nick wasn’t more known in mainstream circles, bc I’d love the menswear guy on Twitter to roast him, he doesn’t hold back and happily gets into slap fights when the subjects of his critiques eventually show up in his replies to try to defend themselves and their dogshit sartorial choices.

That dude's a stupid faggot too.
 
I tried to find it without luck. There are places that make some pretty ugly stuff, custom: Indochino, and similar, will go as ugly as you want almost. But nothing that ugly.

I think its a 1970s vintage jacket. Its known in some quarters as a "Herb Tarlek special". Its named after a character in a late 1970s TV show (WKRP) who wore an endless number of similar jackets and white belts. His wardrobe does often look like it could be being put together from vintage clothing stores.
 
He's lying about thrifting all his stuff. No small town in Minnesota has that many poorly-dressed, narrow-shouldered men with large ugly suit jacket collections.
I looked at what he was wearing now and assumed that he is now using trips across the state to thrift stores as a substitute for trips across the state to buy drugs, motivated by a vague notion that vintage clothes are trendy + thinking he is trolling people by buying the most garish clothes he can. But I definitely refuse to believe that any person or business is importing those clothes new under the impression they are going to make a profit by doing so.

Ok... LOL. Never change, idiot.
Um, okay? Do I know you? I'm not sure what your point was by quoting one word of my post or if that word is supposed to mean something.
 
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