Rekieta Law is now just Nick coping and seething about his dying show and the people that “wronged” him.
I think Nick is doing his pedantic micro truths thing again
This is such a delicious self-felt by Nick.
Thanks for denying the part that doesn't matter by confirming the part that makes you look unhinged!
Not just a chubby chaser, a gay chubby chaser. His wife's body was "ruined" by pregnancy revealing that she was, in fact, a woman. It seems Sean must be the platonic ideal of a sexual partner for Nick.
That would mean he likes his futas with balls, then.
I wonder if in another timeline where April chose Aaron and left the Qover with him if Nick would try to larp more as Aaron? Going bald would already help with the tarantula hairstyle, he'd just need a pair of dorky glasses instead of the shades and turn his livestreams into just ranting about goals instead of goo. Maybe he could even talk Whalya into co-hosting after she dyes her hair blonde and does extra coke to get skinny again.
He'd have a big, neon Rekieta Law sign on the wall behind him that doesn't quite fit into frame.
Unfortunately even in that universe Stoney's would never sponsor him, so his fans would have to look elsewhere for $2 cans on Thirsty Thursdays
He looks like a zesty air host, who bravely keeps working for Air Emirates despite living with HIV.
Nick is the champion of looking like he hasn't showered in 5 days.
He looks like just rolled out of bed.
Man looks ready to give the commencement speech for the PRIDE festival. Fucking junkie faggot.
