💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Terror_Mouse]

I low-key wondered if Aaron wore that suit to trigger Nick, remind ol' Balldoman of his precious realdoll.

Aaron is not a good enough husband to remember he wore that to his wedding.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Nick offering to testify and open himself up to hostile cross-examination against his fellow co-defendant and client of the same attorney.
Rekieta is an actual fucking retard, even Greer would understand the pitfall of this move.

Being a defendant is like having a pet shark. Testifying as a defendant is like jumping in to swim with the shark.

 

[AnOminous]

Every judge I've seen literally says that they can't give advice. Sometimes they'll advise someone of their rights if they don't have a lawyer or will find a lawyer if questioning gets hot to advise a witness.

Not everything constitutes "legal advice." For instance, they'll always advise against firing your lawyer and acting as your own.

And if they think you're mentally defective and you're about to do something pants-on-head retarded, like Nick did, sometimes they'll pop up like Clippy and say "I see you're trying to fuck yourself in the ass. Are you sure you want to do that?" Nick is actually so clearly out of his mind and brain-damaged at this point he's now getting some of the tard armor someone like Greer gets.

The judge probably just didn't want to get stuck for the hours Nick would have dragged it out.

That too.

Writing something like that without doing real diagnosis is probably unethical for a doctor, and I imagine that the medical community cares a bit more about that than Minnesota courts seem to care about things.

Not really. If anything, the medical profession is even more corrupt. It's a guild and its purpose is to protect insiders. It's practically impossible to get a doctor struck off even after they kill a dozen patients because they were drunk off their ass.

There are some real horror stories about the levels of incompetence and malice doctors have to commit to get kicked out for good. Look at Dr. Kathy "the Butcher of Ardmore" Rumer, notoriously incompetent tranny surgery quack.

 

[Vibralldo]

Lol then why charge money if the point is to hang with fans?

Melton and co want to larp as golden age Opie and Anthony, pretending their live streams are popular, nationally syndicated radio shows. It's why Dr. Steve and Anthony himself were invited.

Making it a paid event adds a veneer of legitimacy that helps the larp.

Nick is still probably bewildered by the concept of washing clothes to wear them again.

"Wait, you don't just throw it on the floor after wearing and buy a new one at the Goodwill?"
-Nick, probably

 

[East_Clintwood]

Also, Nick apparently offered to testify about the doctor's note.

Leaving aside the many potential issues Nick testifying brings up, what possible fucking relevance can he think his testimony would even have?

Writing something like that without doing real diagnosis is probably unethical for a doctor,

Assuming he did the very bare minimum of at least talking to Fatrick for a couple of minutes he'd likely be fine. There's plenty of precedent out there for Doctor's providing bullshit diagnoses with minimal actual diagnosis on their part.

 

[Terror_Mouse]

I hadn't even considered he'd be testifying about what his and Melton's lawyer knew. It gets more retarded the more people explain it to me.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Why is Nick at all allowed to make any statements on Melton's behalf, is he Melton's UK-style "Mckenzie Friend? Is he Melton's attorney?
Even if he's not, why is he present for any discussion of Melton's non-attendance? Melton's case is not his case, why is he privy to any discussions as to Melton's case?
He should've been shuffled out the room while Attorney Private Pyle discussed Melton's case without Nick present.
Why is Minnesota so fucking retarded?

 

[Terror_Mouse]

Question for lawyers, since the lawyer talked about this with Nick, is privilege pierced?

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Also isn't Dr Steve a performer or attendee at Hackamania? It's obviously sketchy.

Is he even licensed and practicing? Don’t you have to be under the care of someone to write a note like that? Just seems crazy to me, I don’t know of any sane physician that would write a letter for a friend to get out of going to court.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

The lawyers are not following Nick's instructions.

You should go pro se Nick, show everyone how lawyerin’ is really meant to be done.

 

[Oxyjen]

Mama K’s video is doing numbers on X




Funny thing about the dent (HE’S DENTED) is that I could swear in photos from the previous court appearance, we were looking at similar damage on the other side of the car. Did someone set about it with a baseball bat or can this nigga just not drive?

 

[Vibralldo]

Mama K’s video is doing numbers on X

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Funny thing about the dent (HE’S DENTED) is that I could swear in photos from the previous court appearance, we were looking at similar damage on the other side of the car. Did someone set about it with a baseball bat or can this nigga just not drive?

Nick bragging about going 100 on the freeway probably has something to do with it

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

HE’S DENTED

We aren't talking about the car though.

 

[Strix454]

Why is Nick at all allowed to make any statements on Melton's behalf, is he Melton's UK-style "Mckenzie Friend? Is he Melton's attorney?
Even if he's not, why is he present for any discussion of Melton's non-attendance? Melton's case is not his case, why is he privy to any discussions as to Melton's case?
He should've been shuffled out the room while Attorney Private Pyle discussed Melton's case without Nick present.
Why is Minnesota so fucking retarded?

IMO, the other serious danger in that was to Dr. Steve. If Nick said the wrong things on the stand or said something just a little wrong he could have opened Dr. Steve up to HIPAA violations. Going on the stand to witness what a doctor told you about someone else and their medical condition is a real potential minefield for the doctor. The ethics of the medical profession are often garbage. But they will string medical people up for HIPPA violations if there is good evidence. And there isn't much better evidence than sworn testimony under oath.

It did very much come across in last night's insanity that Nick wants to represent himself in the case. Or at least be treated by the judge as if he were an attorney in the case. He wanted to be invited into chambers with the attorneys (good luck with that) to talk with the judge. He asked the judge in the courtroom himself for a recess.

The other upcoming disaster for Nick is his desire to testify at the HRO trial. He doesn't seem to understand that its a bench trial and the target of the HRO acting up like a child when cross-examined is a very bad idea. I don't think he has an obligation to even testify at the trial and honestly if he were sane, he would probably not.

 

[Law]

There are some real horror stories about the levels of incompetence and malice doctors have to commit to get kicked out for good. Look at Dr. Kathy "the Butcher of Ardmore" Rumer,

You could look at any of the trans or cosmetic surgery doctors for proof of this in my opinion. The fact that they're allowed to operate and proliferate at all proves that there's some shadowy cartel shit afoot.

"Wait, you don't just throw it on the floor after wearing and buy a new one at the Goodwill?"
-Nick, probably

The origins of Master Bedroom Laundry Mountain?

 

[Sneed Force One]

It did very much come across in last night's insanity that Nick wants to represent himself in the case. Or at least be treated by the judge as if he were an attorney in the case. He wanted to be invited into chambers with the attorneys (good luck with that) to talk with the judge. He asked the judge in the courtroom himself for a recess.

It has to be his overwhelming urge to act in a "legalistic" manner as he is a virtually disbarred lawyer. He's not allowed to make motions as a professional.
If Francis White and Private Pyle had dicks, they'd drop Rekieta for endangering their practice's reputation.

 

[Captain Manning]

He claimed last night that "Mama-K" is one of Kayla's Nicknames. It was part of her massive plot against his entire family.

News to me. Comes from Nick, so probably undoubtedly a lie.

I've heard "Lady Rackets" a lot (which should now be regarded as a joke, as she's no lady), but never "Mama K" (which would be an even bigger joke, as she is an absolutely sorry ass excuse for a mother).

When Nick goes off on somebody like this, it's mostly lies.

 

[Law]

He claimed last night that "Mama-K" is one of Kayla's Nicknames. It was part of her massive plot against his entire family.

Are we sure "Mama-K" isn't what he calls ketamine?

 

[Edward Teach]

Why does he have wedding photos of April and Aaron just on hand? That's some bunny boiling shit.

The question is not why he has it, but how he got it. Seems like something that was easily downloaded when Nick hacked Aaron.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

We are approaching sovereign citizens territory.

Those nutters always talk about getting government officials in trouble (like claiming he bullied CPS by accusing them of perjury) and getting attorneys disbarred or put in jail.

Can I see proof of jurisdiction?