🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Brittany’s latest ex]

PPP if you can hear me please felt Melonie Mac's currently homosexual husband it would be so fucking funny.

Spoiler

I know that would be "going after a spouse" but I can dream.

My man. I hope and pray for exactly that. Not only would it speed up their inevitable divorce but it would also make it even more entertaining as Melonie already has had clout brain, for years, and would self report on the ongoing train wreck but also the Casino boys would be mocking fake tough guy Johnny into a total crash out. Would make for some great entertainment, not as epic as Jeremy, but still fun nonetheless. Besides, if you watch Johnny’s most recent content, he wants to become a grifter and has been acting like he’s been cancelled from cosplay. Truth is, these people that he says are trying to cancel him, some of them attended his wedding to Melonie, and he unfriended and unfollowed them first, before his claims of cancelation.

 

[MrLisReal]

Video 4 - Door Dash Diddler Arrested (Wayback, Mega)
(SUFFAH HAMBLY!)

I am not sure if anybody has mentioned this yet, but he deleted this fucking video LMAO

 

[lurkin]

https://youtu.be/nb7fAEQaJwE

https://youtu.be/5kGpohEpuTE

I'm sorry in advance

Ameribros wtf are you doing?!?! I understand this all manufactured but they wouldnt have put money into this without guaranteeing a small audience for this shit.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Lmao I keep thinking “OK, there has to be a point where the Casino runs out of Jer content, right?”

That's not happening anytime soon. The casino doesn't have to try. Jer has so much content out in public with plenty of shit he likely forgot about. He's made so many enemies throughout the years. Now that he's gone off the deep end, it's a great time to bring out old skeletons. Thanks to the old clips, now we have an idea of Jer possibly taking it up the ass and sucking dick. And the trans chaser portion makes me think that he wanted to fuck a failed trans pornstar like KEFFALS.

 

[gunt cat]

As people like returnofthemacandcheese have brought to light, Jer has two decades of internet postings for a logs to parse through and felt him on. I wish them all a very good bout of hunting.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

Hamplanet is really getting Jarbo'd harder than Jarbo ever was at this point huh

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Hamplanet is really getting Jarbo'd harder than Jarbo ever was at this point huh

He's making Jarbo look like rainman meets hercules, it's an astounding achievement.

 

[FightenGnome]

In some ways, HCB is even more of a grifting thot than Mel, who’s open about by how she looks and dresses. Hannah Claire likes the aesthetics of a Christian tradwife, but not the actual principals when those are being tested.

Mel wants to be a perpetual e-thot in style, but call people faggots and cite Bible verses. We live in a day and age where dressing like a floozy is more tradlike behavior than Sarah Stock who was out there cheating on her husband with a gay dude who molests teenagers. All the criticizing of her looks sadly doesn't bother me these days.

As for HCB, I fully agree that she should jump ship over this and that's it pretty shameful for her (and Mel) to stick around. HCB knows her worth though, and I think she realizes that unless she builds her audience off the back of Jer's, there is no way she will be able to meaningfully continue her career of....whatever wing commentator she pretends to be.

The "Anti-Woke" sphere is rife with these grifters though, and the internet needs to clean house of them. So many of them are just degens with zero morals/principles and the only reason they hate the Left is because they put fat Black women in their video games and ban them for whining about it.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

As people like returnofthemacandcheese have brought to light, Jer has two decades of internet postings for a logs to parse through and felt him on. I wish them all a very good bout of hunting.

The guys hunting deserve free lifetime mental health care for what they find. Hunting Jer content is beyond brutal. It's like venturing into the depths of hell to battle the devil himself

 

[RMQualtrough]

It happened 10 years ago in rural Wisconsin, body cam footage will almost certainly not exist.


Jer is using Youtube filters to auto-remove comments with words like bull, cuck, flag, ADAM SELLERS, etc so you need to be a little more creative over there.

Right so instead of Adam Sellers you say Dadam Dellers n shit.

 

[homeless youth]

The sponsoring Chrissy Mayer simping thing got me

 

[RMQualtrough]

Omfg Jeremy is going to end up being found naked and auto-erotic-strangled to death isn’t he.

He'll be found asphyxiated in the Amazon position.

 

[Lundgoff]

Did Jer do anything retarded today

 

[Schpoots]

Dude it just keeps going. I've never seen lolcow drama in the news cycle for long before.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Holy shit, I forgot about that.

So she fucked Destiny, and now Tate too.

Really going around the political cock carousel.

She'll smash literally anyone with a name more than three people have heard of, like Peter Molyneux. Probably could've been Ethan Ralph's bride if he'd hit her up... She'll fuck ANYONE with even 0.0001% clout... Anyone EXCEPT Jeremy that is.

 

[Shade123]

Dude it just keeps going. I've never seen lolcow drama in the news cycle for long before.

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Jer is gonna taste felt for years, all the people who were afraid of his power, his "Inside man" power at youtube are speaking up. People have hated him for years now they are stepping forward. Autistic Avengers assemble.

 

[Seafarer]

The same people who watch Hambly content are cut from the same cloth as people who binge on this sort of shit.

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Edit: Name is Conservative Vibes, in case any of you want to see some grade A cringe.

Look at the craftsmanship of this absolute slop maestro

-“if you don’t laugh you’re a liberal”
-big titty women with MAGA hats
-real ‘murican PATRIOT to greet you on every thumbnail with his epic quips

This guy has his thumbnail game down better than Hambly. Maybe he will take over the conservative sloptuber niche once The Quartering is fully dead and then in half a decade we’ll be laughing about him being uncovered to be a cuckold while PPP rings the bell and says “WOAHHH BUDDYYYY”.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Hambly defense force coming through to save the day!

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what a dumb fag. im a literal nazi and i think quarterpounder is a dipshit nigger

 

[FightenGnome]

-“if you don’t laugh you’re a liberal”
-big titty women with MAGA hats
-real ‘murican PATRIOT to greet you on every thumbnail with his epic quips

The "murica fuck yea" conservatives are so tiring. It's like the time Don Jr. Said "Our trannies are hotter than their trannies". If all your beliefs boil down to liking boobah, laughing at the left and buying funko pops, what's even the point?

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Okay we're doing some more Clawstruck videos.

If you'd like to see the first 1-4 videos, here is the post where I covered them:

Videos 1-4

Between my first post and this one, I ended up at a place that just happened to have a claw machine. I thought, "eh what the heck." I put a dollar in and started my mission. I remembered the words of Sensei Quartering, "look for the trifecta grab" and "watch the claw strength."

Amazingly I was able to grab a Bing Bing Wahoo on the first try:


Now onto the videos:

Videos 5-9

5th Video

We're at Wal-Mart again. It's another video featuring Jer, Heather, and the Clawbull (his actual name is Brandon, thanks @BicketyBuckBumble for the info)

Camera is powered on. The joystick is ready. Jer has a stack of 1 dollar bills like a stripper. Let's go.


This bright green shirt that Jer is wearing is pretty wild:


A large portion of the video was trying to get a hat out of the machine. Here we see Heather modeling it:


They made off with like 8 plushes and 2 hats. All in all pretty uneventful video.

6th Video
This one is only 40 seconds long so I'll just leave the full video here. It's pretty humorous. He spends 10 dollars on a machine and wins 10 dollars worth of gift certificates:

Winning On Sega KeyMaster First Try!​

0:40

7th and 8th video


The ClawBull is taking the lead on this one:


These are very dry videos of Brandon disussing the machine itself and how it works.


I set it on 2x speed. don't regret.

9th video


Jer is back. Clawbull is back. Heather is back. However, there is a new character, April.


Jer introduces April by saying she'd make out with the ClawBull if he won a ball:

0:11

0:03

"Well ackstually you shood neva like balls being to close together, if you really want to know the truth about it"


Hi Jer

He's wearing that obnoxious green shirt and shades inside again.

After 5 tries, the then 30 year old Quartering gets his bouncy ball out of the claw machine.


I think that's it for now. Join me next time for CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW when we continue with video 10.