So I decided to take the plunge and start watching his Clawstruck videos. They usually aren't longer than 10 minutes and so it can't be that bad. I'm going in chronological order.
Videos 1-4
1st video
This already has me already questioning my decisions to do this.
We are with Quartering and two friends. They are buying the claw machine. So not only does he go to places and use the claw machines, he actively bought them? Why? To play with them in his leisure time? I can't imagine why you'd do this without children.
2nd video
Wal-Mart claw machine. He really wants a Yukon Cornelius plush. He keeps calling him Yukon Jack though. His friend snags one and Jer immediately lays claim to it. So there seems to be some sort of lingo in the claw machine community like "trifecta grab." I know this because Jer constantly fucking says them.
He comes on screen at the end looking just wonderful with his Funkos in the background:
3rd video
It's Thanksgiving and they're at an undisclosed location. Jer is with his friend and Heather. Is this friend the Clawbull, we cannot confirm or deny. He is super excited to find this claw machine really pays out and they start taking turns snagging generic animal plushes.
I begin to wonder, what do they do with all these plushes? Surely they don't keep them right? Perhaps we will find out in a later video.
4th video
This one is a doozy. So we're at Wal-Mart again. It's Jer, Heather and the Clawbull. He snags one thing out of the machine.
Hi Jer
We are immediately hit with a screen that Wal-Mart employees were hassling them.
Now we're at a bowling alley or as Jer likes to call it, the BULLing alley
He explains he kicked the machine and like 5 dollars worth of tokens fell out. This place uses tokens but the claw machine uses real money, so kids jam tokens into the machine and lose them. Well, at least Ms. Quartering can go play skee(t)-ball.
At this point, I'm starting to realize why they were kicked out of Wal-Mart. This dude has gone out in public in several videos now. Every location he is practically yelling trifecta grab or talking extremely loud about claw strength. All while waving a camera around wildly.
They then start digging around in the coin slot for tokens and quarters:
"All my quarters came back"
He then runs over to Heather to give her the tokens, all while filming children in the process.
The Clawbull gets 2 prizes with 1 turn and Jer remarks "Welcome to the 2 in 1 club" and gives the guy a high five. Did he say this to the woman in the threesome he had with another man?
Kids have now gathered around as he snags an elephant plush. A little girl takes the plush out of the machine and hands it to Jer. He snatches it out of her hands and puts it on top of the machine. Wtf. Just give her the toy, she clearly wanted the elephant plush.
Here is a clip of it. I took the time to edit it so the children aren't seen. Quartering left it completely unedited:
The kids continue to hang around. A normal person would just walk away, but not Jer. Instead he decides the best thing to do is say lines like this:
Kinda weird Jer.
In the end, it does seem like Heather makes him give the little girl a plushie and he demands a thank you.
This is where the video ends. Jer is so awkward around the children. I mean I get it, these random kids start hanging around and he doesn't know what to do. Just fucking leave dude. There are hundreds of claw machines out there.
I'll continue doing this later. It's mildly entertaining to see Quarterpounder interact with other people. But here is your recap of the first 4 Clawstruck videos.
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