Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

The American and Iranian delegations are going to receive a note, in poor Mountain Jeet handwriting, that say: "Yes, saaar, I agree to each and everyone of your demands, please saaar, do the needful and redeem the peace card, saaar"
Why won't they just fucking talk to each other. This is dumbest fucking way to conduct diplomacy.
 
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Israel isn't going to stop bombing Beirut but they promise they won't go overboard.

Is that after garbage day?


On another personal note, I just hit 75,000 stickers
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Another 25k and Null sends me a cheese wheel.
 
Why won't they just fucking talk to each other. This is dumbest fucking way to conduct diplomacy.
islamic republic officials are hysteric drama queens
their performative hate for america is so huge, at some point they even refused to even be in the same room as burgers and insisted that some third party people relay their words to the americans who were kept in another room
 
islamic republic officials are hysteric drama queens
their performative hate for america is so huge at some point they refused to even be in the same room as burgers and insisted that some third party people relay their words to the americans who were kept in another room
They are more spastic than the Chinks and Norks during the Korean War. Even Ching Chong and Dong Sook were able to at least share a fucking room with americans. It was still mega gay and autistic but at least it was just their autism and not a turd party being involved too.
 
They are more spastic than the Chinks and Norks during the Korean War. Even Ching Chong and Dong Sook were able to at least share a fucking room with americans. It was still mega gay and autistic but at least it was just their autism and not a turd party being involved too.
If anyone is wondering how autistic it got, they had to spend days negotiating about the size of the flags they'd have on table.
 
I tried looking for this piece in the mainstream media in Israel and found nothing remotely similar.
Only mention of this from an Israeli source I found was from Yossi Yehoshua's Twitter, same journalist Truzman mentions.
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"more and more voices in Lebanon discussing the possibility of..." and "the prevailing claim is that..." sound like he's telling about a rumor circulating in Lebanon rather than anything even remotely confirmed.
Makhzoumi's Tweet sounds more like a response to rumors than any actual confirmed conspiracy in this context.

Importantly, I checked channel 24's news page and there's no mention of that at all, so I'm not sure where the second screencap got that from.
 
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Iran wants to pass notes like middle school girl gossiping about that slut Becky who made out with Kyle with tongue. They also will NOT take a selfie for Vance's 'gram reel.
Americans and Iranians in separate rooms? Then what is the point of Vance flying out there? Might as well conduct a stupid Zoom call from DC.

For their insolence, Vance should change the meeting venue to a pig farm with lots of dogs.
 
Why won't they just fucking talk to each other. This is dumbest fucking way to conduct diplomacy.
Is very funny because the US and Taliban representatives met face to face when they were negotiating the Afghan Withdrawal, North Vietnam and the US also met face to face for the Paris Peace Accords, there is literally no excuse not to meet face to face other than the Iranians being a bunch of faggots.

Or maybe because some members of the Iranian delegations won't contain themselves and will go on a sperg out about the US and Israel, completely derailing the talks.

That or the Iranians think the US delegation has cooties or some shit.
 
Trump and Netanyahu held "tense" call before Israel sought ceasefire talks with Lebanon.
US President Donald Trump held a “tense” phonecall with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday, according to a US and a Israeli source familiar with the conversation, which came shortly before Israel announced it would seek direct ceasefire talks with Lebanon. Netanyahu came to understand that if he didn’t call for direct talks with Lebanon, Trump might simply declare a ceasefire, the Israeli source told CNN.

In 2 hours, a joint conversation is expected to take place between the Lebanese ambassador to the US, the Israeli ambassador to the US, and the US ambassador to Lebanon.

While missile fire from Lebanon was nearly unfelt during the first day of the operation in Lebanon, due to Trump folding to Iranian pressure and telling Israel to slow down on general strikes, rocket fire has increased.
24 hours until Bridge and Power Day?
This dude's countdowns are starting to get tiring.
Importantly, I checked channel 24's news page and there's no mention of that at all, so I'm not sure where the second screencap got that from.
Seconding this, can't find any sources except for an article by Ma'ariv which cites claims floating around but not any sources. The lady says she is citing i24News because Yossi Yehoshua works for i24News, but I'm guessing it hasn't been put on their websites possibly because the claims aren't credible enough yet to be article-worthy.
 
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Americans and Iranians in separate rooms? Then what is the point of Vance flying out there? Might as well conduct a stupid Zoom call from DC.

For their insolence, Vance should change the meeting venue to a pig farm with lots of dogs.
To be honest, this is the reason why i think they will take place. No reason to plan something this retarded if you don't plan to show up.
 
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