DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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More like the mirror universe DSP. First, Jam is a skilled chef and could run her own restaurant if the universe didn't keep destroying it in comical ways. Second, she's one of only a handful of ki users who are not ethnically Japanese. That's significantly more life skills than DSP has, which is zero.
to be fair phil has gypsy level beggary skills despite being an albino polack-amerimutt, that's basically the same thing
 
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Can you imagine him doing this performative clown mode disbelief every time he lost a round or got opened up in the arcades back in the day? No wonder everyone in the FGC fucking hated him.


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JAYDE NOOOO
I'll never get over how funny it is that he doesn't look at the camera when insulting the person, rather, looks at the chat... As if he's speaking directly to Jayde
 
I would like to see him play GG or Blazblue both both of those have attractive women and he would get super filtered by said games which would make him ragequit. At this rate what is left fighting game wise that he would actually try besides SF?
Unless a new whale shows up and drops huge money directing him to play it he will never ever play an anime fighter. He will play Marvel Tokon when it comes out and probably seethe and drop it in 1 day unless whaled out. He isn't the type of fighting game player like Max who will just play stuff even if he sucks (tbf even he sperged the fuck out on GG when he got owned and quit)

I tend to think and have for a while that fighting games are done for DSP besides "the classics" on special streams or if a new collection comes out. He might cope and return for future SF6 DLC but will just quit whatever new char he fails to hit master with and go back to Honda and co until the goal isn't hit. He just doesn't have it in him anymore and you can see how bad of a mood they put him in even only a few days after a $2k+ birthday stream it's just gonna be chill streams from here on out filled with meaningful handholding interactions.
 
I would like to see him play GG or Blazblue both both of those have attractive women and he would get super filtered by said games which would make him ragequit. At this rate what is left fighting game wise that he would actually try besides SF?
What character do you think he'd play in Strive? My money is on Nagoriyuki because...you know...obvious reasons. Backup options would probably be Johnny or Slayer for the ease of use noob crusher factor.
 
And another one.
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If you aren't watching this Pokémon Champions stream and are thinking of tuning in: don't. You're worth more than that. You deserve much better and you should respect yourself more. You have people that care about you more than you know.
 
Phil is clownmoding hard on the first legs of this Pokemon game for gacha babies. Praying to any god that will listen for another missed goal. Hoping his ass gets beat like fuck to stack onto his blackpilling about the state of fighting games after rage quitting the Invincible beta. Jayde DOES joy this and wants it as a day stream.

Also he is using his pitch adjustment shit on Rolan Bridge Cast to do voice acting. The voices for the chicks sound like Randy Stair voicing some shit for EGS.

Phil malded a little about not being able to make himself in the game and having to settle for making a cartoon child, same as Legends Z-A.

He did like 6 10-draws in a row and spent way too long consulting chat about what Pokemon to rent; did not notice rarity types next to Pokemon names indicated by different pokeball icons, and I don't think he picked anything that mega evolves. He's only done one actual pokemon battle so far. King's tax $22 as of 20:16 PST.

He is also concerned that it looks like he cannot rename the Pokemon (and get people to shell out $20 for it). A chatter informs him later that he can rename pokemon.

Quit out of his first casual battle because he was losing and got reconnected to his last battle on reopening the game. His fake laughter is awful. He never realizes he can escape matches by passing the - button, despite there being an icon in the top left corner.

For some reason he sent in a water type on his second fight against a grass type. The other player is declared a cheater with all shinies.

Brief beg when splitting the part because no one is sending in $ for this stream, concerned that it's going to be the lowest supported one of 2026 thus far.

Phil attempts ranked, wins his first match. Suddenly the game is fine and this is how you play!! Uh oh now he has to play a Japanese player (Tatsuya for those who can't read moon runes). Nevermind, he wins again so he's happy. Cheesing low rank matches with Gardevoir primarily against what are mostly probably bots or children. Notable pattern: keeps getting raped by Charizards

Jayde reiterates that HE JOYS THIS; Phil acknowledges pet retard opinion.

There's been a lot of reiterating the phrase "NOTHING I CAN DO" when he's losing. He also likes to claim ignorance about how the game works even though it's just turn based pokemon battles with a timer.

Around 20:50, Phil is lecturing chat for not supporting before going into his next match. King's tax $25. Another beg ten minutes later. He's getting antsy. Odds that the $2k birthday cash is gone are high. Expect either a fake tip or a lecture on how engagement and attendance were to his standards, but support was poor.

Around 21:06, it's time for more pulls. He's way more excited for those than actually playing the game. King's tax $31

Phil attempts reassigning pokemon moves, sandbagging in menus, might do overtime to compensate. Pronounces "kowtow" as "cowtoo"

Going back into ranked, Phil is getting salty due to lack of support. Some in chat keep asking about Truck Sim, which he says he'll never play again (sucks to suck, Buckwell). Also he totally fucked up his moves for his new pokemon. It's gonna be lunch meat sandwiches for his anniversary. King's tax $39.

21:27 clippable quote: "HE KILLED HIMSELF! He killed himself and I survived!"

He's threatening to shoot the bunny on his third to last match because of lack of support. It's well deserved. This is one of the stupidest streams he's done in a while. King's tax $54.

$50 superchat bumps us up to $104. He's doing two more matches after losing to a Japanese player named Hana, losing rank progress (he's still rank 1 because he can't win 3 or 4 matches in a row) and declaring her a cheater.

Phil gives advice to the $50 superchatter encouraging him to ignore trolls. SergeantMadness, the dent, sends another $20. Someone in Raw Phil chat speculates this is a DarkMagician sock. He says he has a YouTube channel that is getting harassed by detractors, but apparently he doesn't? Someone else speculates it's JaiHaze. $10 more from him, then $5, then $5 again. King's tax $144 after 24 minutes of overtime. This nigga stalling.

Phil wants to play more so he "remembers to learn" type matchups. Alternately he complains he already has a Pokemon game and he can't have two in the rotation! We'll have to see next week. His own apparent enjoyment of the game isn't enough. Now his complaint is that he'll be behind if he doesn't keep playing because "that's how gacha games work". King's tax $149 by end of stream.
 
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Seems like now would be a good time to get into Guilty Gear Strive for fighting games now that they released 2.0 and-

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ABORT, MUST EVACUATE TO NOT DISPLEASE MUH WAIF
Phil hates Guilty Gear almost as much as he hates minorities, hygiene, heterosexuality and telling the truth. I sound like a broken record constantly bringing up the Dent Sea Scrolls but there's an episode of it where Phil either ran a tournament on his own or helped run it and outright banned GG from being played which obviously pissed off a lot of people.
 
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