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[Magic Pickle]

Thank you @Magic Pickle I was going to page you to save us but you shouldn't have to be solely responsible for keeping this thread on topic.

Don't worry about it. Honestly, if people want to ping me for posts, I pretty much always have something on hand to share; Redditards, especially those of transgender alignment, are a very, very fruitful community when it comes to content. If anything, I just don't want to hog all the funnies in case anybody else wants their Kiwi updoots.

Thread tax.
A pooner lets the general public know that she uses the fetish universe logic of omegaverse - which often utilizes canine heat cycles and other animalistic qualities in its worldbuilding - to cope with the fact that she is, in reality, just a gross little lassie. More bizarrely, OP isn't even alone: other posters report using the same strategy for self-acceptance, with one even writing that "I also "trick" myself into tidying by saying I'm getting my nest ready for my next heat." I mean, cool that you don't live in a squalid hovel, but did you have to make it a weird sex thing? (Answer: if it's a pronoun person saying it, the answer is always yes.)
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Does anyone else "trick" their dysphoria by thinking of their anatomy in omegaverse/ABO terms, or is it just me? (CW: sex, dysphoria, genitalia)​

If you don't know Omegaverse or ABO, in a nutshell, it's a fanfiction genre where there are 4 to 6 common sexes. The one I'm focusing on is omega male; men who can get pregnant.
Sometimes (especially during anything sexual) it's easier/comforting to think of my self and my anatomy as an omega male with a small penis and a vaginal opening. Thinking of myself as a man born with these parts in a world where that can be typical male anatomy makes me feel less like something is wrong or off.
Does anyone else "reframe" themselves like that?

 

[Candidate No 7]

I'm sure this is what the late Sean Lock would refer to as: 'a challenging wank'.

Well one would hope so because this looks about 13.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I had a muscular Griffith profile pic of him in the 90s anime for a little bit because I have a resemblance to that as a result of staying natty while working out like crazy. I used to be butt ugly and look like the Chudjak until I started hitting the gym seriously and then I started looking more like an androgynous Scandinavian to where a Chinese professor who is a mother said I looked "Piaoliang" in the light and women started treating me radically different from that point on. A true chud at heart never dies even if he ascends and makes it.

My own mother and grandmother, the once a year I see either of them, both treat me like a Little Lord Fauntleroy and she will try and take me off to TJ Maxx to buy clothes for me and I have even gotten handed women's sweatpants because it spikes serotonin for them so I can postulate that even if they don't fetishize trannies there may be an unconscious maternal desire for the son they never had.

Can you shut the fuck up about yourself? Nobody cares about any of this shit.

You're getting negrated because whatever point you're trying to make is buried under schizophrenic powerleveling written at a fourth-grade level.

 

[harmacist]

I had a muscular Griffith profile pic of him in the 90s anime for a little bit because I have a resemblance to that as a result of staying natty while working out like crazy.

you're fucking retarded

 

[Rotter]

Well one would hope so because this looks about 13.

Sure, I hadn't thought about that.
Colorful retard was my first thought.

 

[Sewer Scholar]

New user, longtime lurker, & mobilefag. Feel free to call me slurs if this is the wrong forum. Thought I’d share a cute little selfie dump from an old classmate’s Facebook - his “I’m nonbinary” announcement in 2020 was among my earliest peakfuel, and he’s escalated into full on Sapphic Femme Programmer Chick. Cropped out his name (classic troon first name, actual last name) since idk the rules on doxxing.

Needless to say dude was a turboautist, but actually did okay with the ladies. Had several long term girlfriends throughout HS, none were lookers, but he was the only one in his squad of Spore/Civilization-enjoyers & science spergs to ever get any. He was known to be shitty to these girls, mostly Asians, & said a lot of stupid shit to me (t&h woman) that made me feel sorry for them. His parents were both annoying high school teachers who thought their son was the next Zuckerberg.

Anyway, here’s what he’s doing these days:

 

[gampboonerisms]

New user, longtime lurker, & mobilefag. Feel free to call me slurs if this is the wrong forum. Thought I’d share a cute little selfie dump from an old classmate’s Facebook - his “I’m nonbinary” announcement in 2020 was among my earliest peakfuel, and he’s escalated into full on Sapphic Femme Programmer Chick. Cropped out his name (classic troon first name, actual last name) since idk the rules on doxxing.

Needless to say dude was a turboautist, but actually did okay with the ladies. Had several long term girlfriends throughout HS, none were lookers, but he was the only one in his squad of Spore/Civilization-enjoyers & science spergs to ever get any. He was known to be shitty to these girls, mostly Asians, & said a lot of stupid shit to me (t&h woman) that made me feel sorry for them. His parents were both annoying high school teachers who thought their son was the next Zuckerberg.

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Lmao what a shitty tattoo. Almost as bad as the reddit arm tat. Who was that again? Reed?

 

[Rotter]

Thank you @Magic Pickle I was going to page you to save us but you shouldn't have to be solely responsible for keeping this thread on topic.

I got something for the LOLs. Hunter Schafer on the red carpet:

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Lmao

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Twink death is gonna hit him like an Indian vs. a moving train.

I know that lopsided smirk. It starts with an 'A' and ends with a 'P'. There might be a 'G' hiding somewhere in there as well.

 

[poggers]

Ok girls its time to admit the truth. The jig is up. Are you currently surrounded by gastropods? Do you know your way home from the shops by the snail trail of your tiny but resolute mollusc army? If the answer is no, are you even trying to be female?

 

[Baby lurk-a-lot]

Slugs love beer because they're attracted to the smell of yeast. So is this guy an alcoholic or does he have a massive yeast infection ? The answer is yes.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Short post today, Kiwis; it is a dark day to be a pickle

A Pickle-post always makes the day brighter. And I hope all is going well in your briny jar.

 

[Dusty Boxsprings]

four months and over a hundred fit check posts. barely any conversation, no mention of transness. just the same titles and photo angles over and over again.
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sometimes the autism stare creeps in
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These aren't outfits, they are costumes. Goes along with the portrayal of a woman, versus being a woman.

 

[HalTurner]

Thank you @Magic Pickle I was going to page you to save us but you shouldn't have to be solely responsible for keeping this thread on topic.

I got something for the LOLs. Hunter Schafer on the red carpet:

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Lmao

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Twink death is gonna hit him like an Indian vs. a moving train.

Hahah holy shit. I've seen him in a few pics where I thought he looked okay due to the makeup and filters but man when you see him next to real women? Good god. I'm surprised he's by Sydney. Doesn't he know she's a knotzee?!

New user, longtime lurker, & mobilefag. Feel free to call me slurs if this is the wrong forum

Welcome friendo. You're starting off great with the quality horrors!

On another note I was cleaning my phone pics out and found I had troons saved back over half a decade. Pic included as one of the first I had.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Thank you @Magic Pickle I was going to page you to save us but you shouldn't have to be solely responsible for keeping this thread on topic.

I got something for the LOLs. Hunter Schafer on the red carpet:

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Lmao

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Twink death is gonna hit him like an Indian vs. a moving train.

I love how online faggots and the media try to act like this gangly motherfucker beautiful.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Slugs love beer because they're attracted to the smell of yeast. So is this guy an alcoholic or does he have a massive yeast infection ? The answer is yes.

What I wish to discover is this:

Why only slugs? Why no snails? This means something, I just know it...

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Cropped out his name (classic troon first name, actual last name) since idk the rules on doxxing.

Welcome new fren and fellow phonefag!!

Doxing (one x) is allowed, nay encouraged, around these parts. The faggots here are autistic enough to have doxed someone from a reflection in their eye. We have such sights to show you.

Anyway, great find! Does he do anything lulzy on social media? Can he dox you if/when he finds his pictures on here? Remember, a good Kiwi puts personal safety first. There are some truly bad people we have talked about on here. Don’t put yourself in any danger, lulz isn’t worth it.

 

[gampboonerisms]

This fucking guy lmao. I didn't know where else to put this.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

the rules on doxxing

The only rule on doxxing is that Dear Feeder has requested we use a different word. Disappointingly, site consensus is forming around the term "phone-booking". I like "Independent journalism", but it's not going to happen.

 

[ScarletDevil]

What?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

His parents were both annoying high school teachers who thought their son was the next Zuckerberg.

This might explain a lot.