Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

The official position of the Islamic Republic regarding Trump's condition for the "full, immediate, and secure reopening" of the Strait of Hormuz has not yet been announced, and perhaps this tone is a prelude to it.


Iran wants all sanctions since Dubya lifted, withdraw of all American forces from the Gulf, and compensation. lol, this is going to collapse.

Somehow I doubt thats the real things on the points

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The ceasefire only begins when Iran opens the gate blocking the Strait of Hormuz.


WTI Crude Futures are now at 93.65 USD


Bitcoinc reaches 71.500 USD/coin after the ceasefire between US and Iran

 

[mingo mongo]

Lmfao did Trump really accept this shit?

All he accepted was a two-week ceasefire contingent on reopening the strait. Any other information right now is bullshit.

 

[Scrumption]

Iran state media says Iran caving=total Mullah victory

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Let's see what happens Thursday night. Have a good few days!

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Iran and the Resistance have almost completely destroyed the American military machine in the region, dealt crushing and deep blows to the vast infrastructure and facilities the enemy had built and stationed around Iran over the years, imposed extensive casualties on the criminal American army at a regional level, and delivered heavy and shattering blows to the enemy's forces, infrastructure, facilities, and assets within the occupied territories.

Wtf is bro yapping about?

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Somehow I doubt thats the real things on the points

Yeah, the US isn’t leaving the Middle East lmao. That’s one thing I’m certain of.

 

[Irreedemable Ret. 2]

If Trump keeps stalling this shit for 2 months, or he actually agrees to their demand of keeping control of the Strait AND/or lifting sanctions, he will not satisfy a single camp by chickening out, and honestly will get a deserved midterm blowout by how pointless this shit was.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Apparently, the ceasefire doesn't officially go into effect until Iran actually opens the Strait. If we go hours, and it's still closed, I could see this immediately collapsing.

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[Mr. Racewar1488]

The first meeting is this Friday in Islamabad, Pakistan


MES is doubtful

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Apparently, the ceasefire doesn't officially go into effect until Iran actually opens the Strait. If we go hours, and it's still closed, I could see this immediately collapsing.
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if they don't reopen I assume China will be big mad at Iran since they helped with this two week deal.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

What if they don't open the strait by the deadline and TMD just happens anyway

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

The fact that Israel is agreeing as well is interesting. Gives me more hope that this could actually be something substantial and not just Trump getting cold feet.
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"Iran-CNN" is not a typo. They're no longer just ideological allies. Earlier today they announced a merger.

 

[Crex Crex]

Impressive how Iran's "historic victory" came only after they got threatened with hell innit.

 

[WelperHelper99]

What if they don't open the strait by the deadline and TMD just happens anyway

My blue balls will be gone for one

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Iran claims they won the war, lol

The infraestructure is non existent, the desalinitation plants are rubble, the nuclear program is beyond fucked and no goverment head is still standing but at least we have our goats.

 

[hugh mungus feed n sneed]

It's over (probably)
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Consummated? Is he gonna fuck the gay ayatollah?

 

[Silicon Shyster]

Apparently, the ceasefire doesn't officially go into effect until Iran actually opens the Strait. If we go hours, and it's still closed, I could see this immediately collapsing.
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All that has to happen is for a transiting tanker to catch a stray Shahed and power plants are back on the menu.

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Iranian propaganda is the funniest shit. I can’t believe even the most diehard Mohammedan could be duped by these supposed surrender terms.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

Apparently, the ceasefire doesn't officially go into effect until Iran actually opens the Strait. If we go hours, and it's still closed, I could see this immediately collapsing.
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i have questions:
*how many ships can navigate the strait in 14 days?
*how many ships are on site waiting for the strait to open?

14 days seems long but if the ships aren't there it doesn't really matter.

it would be hilarious if tehran agrees but an autonomous irgc unit fires on ships anywau.