US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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You forgot about the talking donkey

Giant tits tho and they revirginize every time

Physical attributes

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes [26][27][28]
White skinned [29]
Like pearls [30]
Hairless except for the eye brows and the head [31]
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall [32][29]
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width [29]
Transparent to the marrow of their bones [25][12]
Eternally young [31]
Companions of equal age [24][33]
Sexual Attributes:

Untouched [34][35]
Virgins [36]
Voluptuous/full-breasted [24]
The word used is كواعب (kawaa'ib), which is a plural of كاعب (kaa'ib) and the meaning according to the al-Ma'any dictionary is نَاهِدَةُ الثَّدْيِ (naahida thadee), that is "buxom breast" [37].
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang [25][3]
Appetizing vaginas [9]
Personality Attributes:

Chaste [26]
Restraining their glances [26][34]
Modest gaze [38]
Other Attributes:

Splendid [39]
Pure [12]
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree [25][40]
Never dissatisfied [40]
Will sing praise [5]

Man, if you're killing yourself for the prize of women in the afterlife, your faith is full of the biggest gooners. Sex is cool but it's not that cool, there's far better things to stake your eternal soul for.
 
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You forgot about the talking donkey

Giant tits tho and they revirginize every time

Physical attributes

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes [26][27][28]
White skinned [29]
Like pearls [30]
Hairless except for the eye brows and the head [31]
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall [32][29]
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width [29]
Transparent to the marrow of their bones [25][12]
Eternally young [31]
Companions of equal age [24][33]
Sexual Attributes:

Untouched [34][35]
Virgins [36]
Voluptuous/full-breasted [24]
The word used is كواعب (kawaa'ib), which is a plural of كاعب (kaa'ib) and the meaning according to the al-Ma'any dictionary is نَاهِدَةُ الثَّدْيِ (naahida thadee), that is "buxom breast" [37].
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang [25][3]
Appetizing vaginas [9]
Personality Attributes:

Chaste [26]
Restraining their glances [26][34]
Modest gaze [38]
Other Attributes:

Splendid [39]
Pure [12]
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree [25][40]
Never dissatisfied [40]
Will sing praise [5]

So basically if you die you get isekai'd into a horny middle-schooler's harem anime fanfiction?
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This cannot be real

WAIT THEY'RE 90 FEET TALL WHAT THE FUCK
Now you're just fucking with me
 
You forgot about the talking donkey
Well sure. If you accept that there is an omnipotent omniscient Sovereign who designed the entire universe down to the most individual quark, invented pi, the Fibonacci numbers and other laws? Then a donkey that was temporarily able to talk through His power is not far-fetched at all.

The supernatural stuff in the Bible is still possible. It’s not like God invented a 4-sided triangle, or ice that is too hot to touch
 
You forgot about the talking donkey

Giant tits tho and they revirginize every time

Physical attributes

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes [26][27][28]
White skinned [29]
Like pearls [30]
Hairless except for the eye brows and the head [31]
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall [32][29]
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width [29]
Transparent to the marrow of their bones [25][12]
Eternally young [31]
Companions of equal age [24][33]
Sexual Attributes:

Untouched [34][35]
Virgins [36]
Voluptuous/full-breasted [24]
The word used is كواعب (kawaa'ib), which is a plural of كاعب (kaa'ib) and the meaning according to the al-Ma'any dictionary is نَاهِدَةُ الثَّدْيِ (naahida thadee), that is "buxom breast" [37].
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang [25][3]
Appetizing vaginas [9]
Personality Attributes:

Chaste [26]
Restraining their glances [26][34]
Modest gaze [38]
Other Attributes:

Splendid [39]
Pure [12]
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree [25][40]
Never dissatisfied [40]
Will sing praise [5]

WAIT THEY'RE 90 FEET TALL WHAT THE FUCK
 
@comeon

Man, if you're killing yourself for the prize of women in the afterlife, your faith is full of the biggest gooners. Sex is cool but it's not that cool, there's far better things to stake your eternal soul for.
The Islamic afterlife is full of doing the things you couldn't do in life. Drinking wine, fucking 24/7, hanging out with Muhammad/Ali
 
Now that I think about it, Trump's comment that a whole civilization will die tonight is kind of silly.

Iranians are brown, by definition whatever they have is not a civilization. Still, points for dramatic prose.
 
God willing, Orange man takes out the rest of Iran's infrastructure, sets up another noose for the journalist biomass who can't help but spy for Islamists (HOW are they not being shot or hanged for jeopardizing the rescue of servicemen, or hindering the operation in a general?) and blows off all the countersignallers. The brownoid guntguarders, jewspergers and groypers deserve nothing but derision.
You think that's bad, just wait till you read this little article about a jackass Congress creature that got a lot of Americans killed back in ww2.
Robert Hunt was a torpedoman on the USS Tambor. He ran 12 consecutive war patrols in the Pacific and never fully shook what those missions felt like.

"I was just sure I was going to die," he recalled years later. "So many of our subs were being lost and so many of my friends were gone."

Hunt survived every one of those patrols. The reason had less to do with luck than with a critical flaw in Japanese anti-submarine tactics that American crews had been quietly exploiting since the opening days of the war.

A depth charge attack was a specific kind of ordeal. The weapon descended to a set depth and exploded, sending a concussive wave through the water. Crews heard a sharp metallic bang against the hull first as the shock wave hit, followed by a deep boom from the sound of the explosion itself.

The closer the detonation, the shorter the gap between those two sounds. Commanders measured distance by counting the interval between them. At 268 feet of water, a depth charge took roughly 30 seconds to sink before going off.

For a significant stretch of the Pacific war, American submarines survived those 30 seconds because Japan was dropping its charges in the wrong place or setting them to explode at too shallow a depth. Then in 1943, an American Congressman inadvertently told the Japanese what they were doing wrong.
 
Wait is it actually see-through transparent on those 72 virgins, or is that just some idiom for pale?
See below
Transparent to the marrow of their bones [25][12]
Literally transparent. Imagine gooning for eternity to a cabal of spooky scary skeletons pretending to be innocent women.

2 Spoopy 4 Me.

...wait...
SIXTY CUBITS TALL!? WHAT THE FUCK!? That's roughly 80 feet tall!? Islam is out here gooning to spooky scary skeleton giantesses.

Anyhow I threw the description CTR posted into Grok and asked it to generate an image. After fixing the eyes (and adding a fucking shirt, fuck you Grok I asked for safe for work) this was the result.

I do not find it appealing.

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