💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

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It's crazy that Nick reads the words "Jesus died for your sins" and what he gets out of it is "so I can do any awful things I want without consequence!"

 

[Potentially Criminal]

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Quite an impressive feat for a "regular dude"....don't cha think? Maybe he is more than that......

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Nick has his Alogs on the brain.
"I'm fulfilled! I'm happy! Its the detractors who are sad!"

Anyone think he knows he retweeted an 11 year old tweet?

 

[dustnight]

...but it felt right in his home, in his marital bed, with his kids in the next room?

It didn't feel right without Aaron there to support him.

 

[TherapyMan]

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The problem is Nick has direct deposit.

 

[Captain Manning]

I wonder if its engagement farming or if Imholte countering his continuance request has caused him to really crash out.

Nick hates it when anybody challenges him on anything, and that is exactly what Aaron is doing via his opposition to Nick's motion.

Maybe [H]e was sexually aroused by the rape scenes.

FIFY.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What I don't understand is how Nick was ever associated with trad anything. Sure he homeschooled 5 kids, but he was always a gooner who did streams with Masterson and Drex's swinging degeneracy.

A lot of it had to do with Nick being shielded from any criticism on this very forum. As with Dax Herrera (“Dick Masterson”), any reality-based comments about what a degenerate POS the guy clearly was would be met with a wall of hostility, chimping and neg-rating. It was all extremely gay.

 

[daffodils]

Apart from stuff I pointed out above, this clip has
- another lecture on leveraging debt: it's what rich people do, you should try it!
- he's forgotten all about the $3000 snack budget
- another rant about the algorithm
- he's planning "the schedule" again, everything will be great in the summer
- he needs ads because there aren't enough superchats and memberships, hint hint!
- manually changing ad placement would be menial work that interferes with his "productivity"
- Rumble: he wants to "recapture" the Rumble audience, even though Rumble income was never great
- 2000 Youtube viewers produce 20x the income of 2000 Rumble viewers; Nick has no idea why [it's because Rumble numbers are fake]

 

[Sneed Force One]

He has fully embraced the "business meetings" from other lolcows, its so great hahahaha

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Apart from stuff I pointed out above, this clip has

Just wanted to say how much your recaps are appreciated. You do a much better job than a certain someone who came before you.

 

[FookinShoite]

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Why settle for hypocritical lip service to Easter when you can skirt with blasphemy instead?

 

[Steve Seagull]

- another rant about the algorithm
- he's planning "the schedule" again, everything will be great in the summer
- he needs ads because there aren't enough superchats and memberships, hint hint!
- manually changing ad placement would be menial work that interferes with his "productivity"
- Rumble: he wants to "recapture" the Rumble audience, even though Rumble income was never great
- 2000 Youtube viewers produce 20x the income of 2000 Rumble viewers; Nick has no idea why [it's because Rumble numbers are fake]

If he put even half the time he spends calculating his business and “earning strategy” into actually making good content, maybe he would be there. Or at least closer.

But he cannot.

Sobriety and whatever damage he has done to himself have cucked him, and now all that is left is fantasizing about doomed ways he will somehow make a comeback.

Making enjoyable quality content someone would actually watch doesn't even cross his swiss cheese brain.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

-he didn't want to have sex with April while she lived in the other house because "it didn't feel right".

This faggot forgot about when Geanu revealed that Crackets would invite April over while Qayla wasn't at the coke bunker.

 

[Vibralldo]

If he put even half the time he spends calculating his business and “earning strategy” into actually making good content, maybe he would be there. Or at least closer.

But he cannot.

Sobriety and whatever damage he has done to himself have cucked him, and now all that is left is fantasizing about doomed ways he will somehow make a comeback.

Making enjoyable quality content someone would actually watch doesn't even cross his swiss cheese brain.

Nick's just a lazy faggot that wants no stress and constant dopamine hits

 

[Strix454]

- another lecture on leveraging debt: it's what rich people do, you should try it!

Having a house you didn't pay for foreclosed on, being forced into a distress sale of a house and then emerging with just about nothing from the process isn't leveraging debt. Once again, Nick fails to understand what words mean.

 

[johnnynoname]

I Just came here to see if nick punched his kid on Easter.

 

[not william stenchever]

It's crazy that Nick reads the words "Jesus died for your sins" and what he gets out of it is "so I can do any awful things I want without consequence!"

While in reality Jesus looks upon his behavior and says "Hey, Gabriel, get Lucifer on the line. I have one that I want him to pay particular attention to."

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I Just came here to see if nick punched his kid on Easter.

I was hoping Nick would kill the Easter Bunny to teach his kids another macabre lesson about life.

 

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Nick still makes six figures and pays his own bills.

Six figures in rupees maybe.

Nick is hoping to get back to where he was with the channel. He just needs to make the algorithm understand him again.

The algorithm guru can't get the algorithm to do a single thing he wants. Stupid faggot really believes if he can find the "one weird trick YouTube doesn't want you to know!" his channel will skyrocket.

 

[Gorton Colu]

In another universe, Rekieta was born in France and would've admired Dominique Pelicot.

I've stated this before, Im near 100% sure that Nick once unironically said he's a friend of de Sade or something like that and that was many years ago.