Iran Crisis ∩ Trump Politics Mass Debates Thread

[souschef]

You bet your ass we did, so you better pay us the toll if you want to get through our strait.

You're paying the toll, actually

39 billions to be exact + stockpiles of munitions you'll need years to replace

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

You're paying the toll, actually

Nothing wrong with paying a toll to ourselves; the people blocking the oil.

 

[souschef]

Nothing wrong with paying a toll to ourselves; the people blocking the oil.

So you got tired of being mocked and are straight up retardposting

Got it

 

[Justsomecicada]

I know this is a propaganda post but several fat flag waving 'mericas don't quite understand how bad this has gone

-You blocked most of the oil making everyone's life harder and fucking up your own planting and harvest season
-Tanked the economy, worldwide
-DIDN'T get regime change
-PROVED you'd be incompetent and defending Taiwan and green lighted that invasion


AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF you're now begging the Iranians for a ceasefire because you burnt through almost all your munitions...in a fucking month. No wonder he keeps talking deal, he's fucking desperate he knows the longer it goes to a deal the more he has to pull back in humliation.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-02/us-israel-gulf-states-burn-through-weapons-supplies-iran-war/106489382

I'm 40 and nothing I've seen America do has ever damaged itself like this.

I’ve yet to meet a single person under the age of 60 irl that’s in support of this shit, it’s just retards and shills. The disconnect between how much people irl are like fuck this war compared to online where it’s a 50/50 issue is so hilarious.

 

[Taser Confetti]

I’ve yet to meet a single person under the age of 60 irl that’s in support of this shit, it’s just retards and shills. The disconnect between how much people irl are like fuck this war compared to online where it’s a 50/50 issue is so hilarious.

Boomers support this shit because they’re hopelessly buck broken by Israeli propaganda and think Baby Jesus won’t come back until the third temple’s been made.

USPG fags have sunk cost fallacy and are so emotionally invested into gunt guarding their orange father figure they can’t admit they got played.

 

[Justsomecicada]

Boomers support this shit because they’re hopelessly buck broken by Israeli propaganda and think Baby Jesus won’t come back until the third temple’s been made.

USPG fags have sunk cost fallacy and are so emotionally invested into gunt guarding their orange father figure they can’t admit they got played.

Don’t worry tho with zero self reflection after the republicans lose both houses (as they deserve for this) they will blame us for not having enough faith in the chabad cheeto, muh Tucker and muh doomers

 

[harmacist]

for a small fee of $1000 i will mail one lucky european 1 gallon of premium. strike fast before my generosity runs out!

 

[<3 norafawn]

Just woke up. Has the fat orange retard won his woke special military operation yet?

 

[neger psykolog]

Mods moved posts to this thread because they weren't updates, then the other thread is 99% trump sycophants who post no updates and I got threadbanned for "arguing" because apparently I got 8 reports from crybaby fags.

Look at this post for an example of someone who is denying reality that Trump has said 3 days, multiple times, to multiple people in the context of the war:

Publicar en el tema 'Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel'

2 de Abr, 2026

How hard is it to just say "yeah trump is a total bullshitter and probably did say a bunch of dumb shit early on, i don't care, this war is going well/badly/ok"

Instead these niggers are literally denying reality and trying to act like anything he says carries real weight. Like just own it. "yeah I date sally because she's hot and looks like some actress"

It's really not that deep and when it is and people deny reality its evident that they're just fags who are incapable of independent thought. I hope the powers that be on the internet replace posters like these with elite H1B...

• Gay Sex Enjoyer

Reacciones: x 9 x 3 x 1

Sad day for the farms when threads get overridden with sycophantic niggers who literally deny reality and can't just say "yeah trump said it but he's a retard what do you expect". There's literally only a handful of users who post actual news updates (which I did) but got to make space for the most banal, retarded and mouthdrooling users ever.

And for reference the people posting in this thread vs the other thread, there is a night and day difference on things. That thread is not a "news only" thread, it is a trump ballwashing and cope thread where people write little cute poems about how his bedroom performance will be better next time.

 

[harmacist]

Mods moved posts to this thread because they weren't updates, then the other thread is 99% trump sycophants who post no updates and I got threadbanned for "arguing" because apparently I got 8 reports from crybaby fags.

Look at this post for an example of someone who is denying reality that Trump has said 3 days, multiple times, to multiple people in the context of the war:

Publicar en el tema 'Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel'

2 de Abr, 2026

How hard is it to just say "yeah trump is a total bullshitter and probably did say a bunch of dumb shit early on, i don't care, this war is going well/badly/ok"

Instead these niggers are literally denying reality and trying to act like anything he says carries real weight. Like just own it. "yeah I date sally because she's hot and looks like some actress"

It's really not that deep and when it is and people deny reality its evident that they're just fags who are incapable of independent thought. I hope the powers that be on the internet replace posters like these with elite H1B...

• Gay Sex Enjoyer

Reacciones: x 9 x 3 x 1

Sad day for the farms when threads get overridden with sycophantic niggers who literally deny reality and can't just say "yeah trump said it but he's a retard what do you expect". There's literally only a handful of users who post actual news updates (which I did) but got to make space for the most banal, retarded and mouthdrooling users ever.

And for reference the people posting in this thread vs the other thread, there is a night and day difference on things. That thread is not a "news only" thread, it is a trump ballwashing and cope thread where people write little cute poems about how his bedroom performance will be better next time.

that thread is mostly, as another user in this thread put it, pointless minutiae. meaningless obsessive telegram "reporting" from people that enjoy the attention of being an effort poster even though what they're posting is insignificant and won't be retained by anyone's brain. the effort is good when something meaningful happens but posting about every single fucking rocket that gets intercepted is a complete waste of time.

 

[neger psykolog]

that thread is mostly, as another user in this thread put it, pointless minutiae. meaningless obsessive telegram "reporting" from people that enjoy the attention of being an effort poster even though what they're posting is insignificant and won't be retained by anyone's brain. the effort is good when something meaningful happens but posting about every single fucking rocket that gets intercepted is a complete waste of time.

It's a paradox to have a thread where its only for news updates but there aren't enough to keep the thread active so its mostly people arguing.

I don't mind people archiving and posting more shit from wider sources, its good and can be useful later on. But most of the thread is arguing.

 

[JayseeDenton]

There's something that's amusing about you MAGA-Americans. You simply cannot compartmentalize things. Like if I say that Hegseth is a fucking idiot, you are immediately thinking that I'm an immigrant loving ICE hating commie. Like it's just unfathomable to you that I can at the same time be a right-winger, hating muslims and jews, and also think that Trump is a fucking idiot. It just doesn't compute for you how one can think like that, it's not supposed to be like that.

I think trump can be an idiot and certainly talks like one, but you need to understand two things:
A: 99% of the time we see people criticizing trump it's for retarded reasons so we've learned to recognize patterns even when the 1% is justified.
B: You have two choices in America. A president who does shit that needs to be done in a sort of careless retarded way, and presidents that do absolutely fucking nothing whatsoever as everything crumbles around them. We choose the former.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

Mods moved posts to this thread because they weren't updates, then the other thread is 99% trump sycophants who post no updates and I got threadbanned for "arguing" because apparently I got 8 reports from crybaby fags.

Look at this post for an example of someone who is denying reality that Trump has said 3 days, multiple times, to multiple people in the context of the war:

Publicar en el tema 'Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel'

2 de Abr, 2026

How hard is it to just say "yeah trump is a total bullshitter and probably did say a bunch of dumb shit early on, i don't care, this war is going well/badly/ok"

Instead these niggers are literally denying reality and trying to act like anything he says carries real weight. Like just own it. "yeah I date sally because she's hot and looks like some actress"

It's really not that deep and when it is and people deny reality its evident that they're just fags who are incapable of independent thought. I hope the powers that be on the internet replace posters like these with elite H1B...

• Gay Sex Enjoyer

Reacciones: x 9 x 3 x 1

Sad day for the farms when threads get overridden with sycophantic niggers who literally deny reality and can't just say "yeah trump said it but he's a retard what do you expect". There's literally only a handful of users who post actual news updates (which I did) but got to make space for the most banal, retarded and mouthdrooling users ever.

And for reference the people posting in this thread vs the other thread, there is a night and day difference on things. That thread is not a "news only" thread, it is a trump ballwashing and cope thread where people write little cute poems about how his bedroom performance will be better next time.

Never effort post. It won't be appreciated unless you're perfectly ideologically aligned with the most retarded user in that specific thread.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

US Army chief of staff fired by Hegseth, sources say​

Interesting development, surely things are going according to plan.

 

[diroama]

Are military purges something America does often during times of war?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Are military purges something America does often during times of war?

Yeah, just look at Iran. We purged their entire military command structure.

 

[Russell Coight]

Yeah, just look at Iran. We purged their entire military command structure.

Now purge their power and water and watch how long the "new regime" survives intact, they'll sort themselves out.

 

[diroama]

Now purge their power and water and watch how long the "new regime" survives intact, they'll sort themselves out.

Who would be responsible for resolving the humanitarian crisis that would result and would it be achievable within the four-six week timeframe?

 

[Combustion Engine]

Exclusive: US intelligence assesses Iran maintains significant missile launching capability, sources say (link, archive)

Roughly half of Iran’s missile launchers are still intact and thousands of one-way attack drones remain in Iran’s arsenal despite the daily pounding by US and Israeli strikes against military targets over the past five weeks, according to recent US intelligence assessments, three sources familiar with the intel told CNN.

“They are still very much poised to wreak absolute havoc throughout the entire region,” one of the sources said of Iran. The US intelligence assessment total may include launchers that are currently inaccessible, such as those buried underground by strikes but not destroyed.

Thousands of Iranian drones still exist — roughly 50% of the country’s drone capabilities — two of the sources said the intelligence indicated. The intelligence, compiled in recent days, also showed a large percentage of Iran’s coastal defense cruise missiles were intact, the sources said, consistent with the US not focusing its air campaign on coastal military assets though they have been hitting ships. Those missiles serve as a key capability allowing Iran to threaten shipping traffic in the Strait of Hormuz.

Good thing CNN is fake news, isn't it? State-mandated propaganda by the TV personality drunkard thankfully isn't. Those pesky Iranians, if you went by US-Israeli sources last year (and the same strike videos but flipped horizontally and cropped a dozen different times), you'd believe their TELs were all wiped out!

Also, Iran's claiming they shot a plane down, for the millionth time. FENTCOM has not responded yet.

 

[3-2-1836]

Who would be responsible for resolving the humanitarian crisis that would result and would it be achievable within the four-six week timeframe?

Europe since they want to impede the US