Well, that is a kind of an issue, huh.
Iran, you can't annex it. It's like, impossible unless you genocide a bunch of niggers - Which, would RULE but alas, we live in modern times and that isn't allowed anymore due to gay homosexuals in countries being gay. You can't just appease it nonstop while it works towards nukes because, like Reddit says "Uhhhh~ Appeasing HITLER didn't work, history shows that!" which, when you think about it, is odd that Reddit said this also about any concessions to Russia but somehow sucks on muslims on the daily, odd I know. You can't annex the strait because the world will be little gay crybabies and be like "nooo~ It's not fair that the US owns a huge trade route noooo~ Waaahh wahh boo hoo~"
So, I guess, really, if you keep killing every single IRG member and blowing up random leaders every two seconds, eventually, they will get a semi-less hardliner from the theocracy to be like "Uh, you know what? Maybe Allah isn't really protecting us, and we can, like, I dunno, work a deal of some kind." Even if Iran remains a hard theocracy for the rest of time, if you keep wrecking their military to buttfuck town and just murdering countless theocratic dogs, it's probably the best strategy.
Don’t worry tho bro, 99% of Strategic bombing campaigns quite right before they will break the morale and cause an uprising, as history has shown us
It's unironically the best strategy. There is nothing else that can be diplomatically due to Iran being filled with brain-dead Muslim niggers, and if they have a nuke, they would use it to bargain and bully niggas being like "Strait? More like, payday. You can't do shit now, pay up, non-muslim NIGGAS!" and oil would permanently become risk-priced. Due to Japan, China, and all those other niggers using Gulf oil, they would be screaming and crying while trade would lag instantly. And what can they do about it? Nothing - Iran has a nuke, they can do whatever they want. I mean, it would be funny to see China throwing a total hissy fit, but the markets here would be insanely fucked for some time.
So, what else can you do besides a strategic bombing campaign? I mean, we could put in Resident Evil-style bio-monsters or something and make them attack sand niggers, but I don't think the tech is there yet. But, man, that would be so cool to take like random black crackheads, jack them up full of T-Virus, and unleash them in Iran. That's what I totes do as a president.
