DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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BPD Gunt Rider dijo:
The thing is Phil has always hated streaming even back in 2013. He's not made for this. He wants to just upload slop, never deal with anyone and collect money. Actual Phil is a ball of hate, but his natural state would also be silence 95% of the time. And there's the reality that every streaming platform he can make money on is laced with censorship and cancel culture, which affects everyone.
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Phil hates anything that requires a HINT of adversity, struggle, and something that requires a HINT of creativity. Phil wants a smooth and easy road, with all of his needs handled and taken care of, and everyone that unfortunately has to deal with him everyday, to cater to his everyday needs. He needs money for that Doordash order? Hit up a dent at 3AM via email and hopefully that anon comes in with that $50. We saw this back in Bridgeport, where he bought that condo that was literally a 5 minute drive to his parents house and that helicopter job just so he could get his laundry done by mamma Burnell and get meals.

I still think Phil discovering the internet ultimately hurt him in the long run. He's someone that should be working in the back of some office basement doing the most basic of tasks, and left the fuck alone. When new hires come along, they're told immediately "Don't bother him and don't try to befriend him - just let him be and he won't bother you." He should've been taking calls in customer support and kept doing that, or at least stuck to do something of that role, along with staying in Bridgeport, no matter how much he hated CT.

Phil has always been uncreative, unmotivated, and wants something for nothing. When it comes to throwing middle school slander and ACK ACK ACKing to calling someone a "retard", he thinks it's the funniest thing known to man, like he's Bill Hicks telling the joke about a newscaster reporting a good drug story.
 
Just in case you somehow needed more confirmation that getting memed on by the Internet for dying to the FIRST ENEMY in Goldeneye recently hurt him to his core... he somehow managed to go on yet another cope ramble about it today!




It really is hilarious that despite making six figures from playing video games in his pajamas, his ego is so thin that he is still abjectly miserable. Things like this cut him SO deep.

Oh, and he wants people to be GRATEFUL for the comedy he provides, by the way! Even though it's all unintentional and at his expense. Did you even say thank you?!
 
PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL dijo:
As a fellow 43 year old fuck. There is no way he never played Goldeneye unless he had Zero friends in High School. Which is very likely judging on trying to watch this beggar bum talk to retards for money.
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Right?? If you add up the hours I probably spent entire weeks playing Goldeneye and I didn't even own an N64.

He tries to pass it off like it's a controller issue but we all saw him act surprised at the targeting reticle.
 
retardedfaggot dijo:
It blows me away how bad this faggot is at SF. Has he ever considered Tekken? Way better btw
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He got raped in Tekken and invented an excuse of "only being able to play one fighting game at a time because he isn't a tryhard" so he would basically never play it again.

Lol DSP just said he never heard about Pokemon cards in school but he used to "Play Pokemon Blue on the bus" make it make sense!
 
retardedfaggot dijo:
Him getting mogged in Tekken would be amazing. Can you imagine him fighting against Kazuya or Bryan. The clips would be endless
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I'd love to see someone do the old Yoshimitsu spinning top troll.

In the first Tekken, Yoshimitsu had a spinning kick that would make himself dizzy and fall down if you did four revolutions, but if you timed the button presses juuuuust right, you could avoid the dizzy effect and keep going until you KO your opponent. It is the most hilariously rage-inducing thing I have seen in a fighting game.
 
I'm tapping out. Even ads are becoming Phil-related.

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