Official Kiwifarms Turn-On List - Describe your ideal man here (women only).

[Otterly]

Feel pure shite, just want my Norwooded sexy goth bad boy. I'm an ageing tomboy so I feel like I have a duty to find my other dead 90s cultural relic and repopulate the species.

Tim booth went bald and grew a Lenin beard (sadly) . But you don’t see many bald goths, do you? Could you find a man with a beard and shave him?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Tim booth went bald and grew a Lenin beard (sadly) . But you don’t see many bald goths, do you? Could you find a man with a beard and shave him?

I thought you meant Tim Pool for a second lmao. Maybe if he wasn't so attached to his stupid hat, part of the appeal of these guys is that they're not self-conscious about not having hair so they don't go off the rails in mid life crises when the Reaper comes for them. Looked him up and yeah he can get it

eta: oh yeah it goes without saying, but Muslims need not apply, even if many of them fit this phenotype

 

[Yaks]

I always enjoyed looking at men with the more classic Strongman build, esp if bald with facial hair, (and they tend to be very kind, handy men as well), but I don't think I could afford the food bills.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Being able to acknowledge when its time to listen and not give unsolicited advice. It shows me he's listening to me and not just there to make me shut up about my problems. Sometimes I just need to get it out without someone trying to give me advice I didnt ask for.

Confidence in his appearance. Even if he thinks he's ugly.

For the love of god TALK ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS. I don't care about him being a fucking dork.

how can you be confident in your appearance if you think you're ugly

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

how can you be confident in your appearance if you think you're ugly

Stop thinking you ugly (Im retarded).

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

Stop thinking you ugly (Im retarded).

you could embrace it and ogremaxx I suppose

 

[Yaks]

you could embrace it and ogremaxx I suppose

Dressing nicely even when you're ugly can boost a lot of confidence and make people think you look more attractive. My uncle started wearing casual suits in high school and he had a frog face, it worked for him to get his first girlfriend.

 

[long waters]

I always enjoyed looking at men with the more classic Strongman build, esp if bald with facial hair, (and they tend to be very kind, handy men as well), but I don't think I could afford the food bills.

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A number of years ago I was kind of going for something like that, except I was never anywhere near strongman levels of strength. But I was kind of built-fat, bald, and with a big bushy terrorist beard.
But having a beard is annoying and nowadays beards seem too soy-coded. Trying to turn into the white alien guy from Prometheus nowadays.

 

[Yaks]

A number of years ago I was kind of going for something like that, except I was never anywhere near strongman levels of strength. But I was kind of built-fat, bald, and with a big bushy terrorist beard.
But having a beard is annoying and nowadays beards seem too soy-coded. Trying to turn into the white alien guy from Prometheus nowadays.

How expensive is your food budget

 

[long waters]

How expensive is your food budget

Nowdays, less than before. I've been slowly slimming down and eating less.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

how can you be confident in your appearance if you think you're ugly

I'll never be classically beautiful, but I like to think I take care of myself and have a certain eccentric charm

 

[Otterly]

I'll never be classically beautiful, but I like to think I take care of myself and have a certain eccentric charm

It certainly makes a difference to how people treat you, if you’re well dressed. I’ve really noticed this the last couple of times I’ve flown. If I wear elegant/ smart things I get treated very differently than if I’m flying in jeans and a casual jacket.
It’d be fun to go through life with genuine beauty. I’ve often wondered what that would be like. Fun, I bet.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

Dressing nicely even when you're ugly can boost a lot of confidence and make people think you look more attractive. My uncle started wearing casual suits in high school and he had a frog face, it worked for him to get his first girlfriend.

I love my boyfriend but he isn't exactly average, which isnt a problem at all. But he is infinitely more attractive when he takes more pride in his appearance.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

This line from a Bob Seger song comes to mind on this topic.

Ain't good lookin', but you know I ain't shy
Ain't afraid to look you girl, hey, in the eye

Confidence is very attractive.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

how can you be confident in your appearance if you think you're ugly

I know it's kinda chicken egg situation. And I know it sounds kinda mean to say but I wouldn't say my wife is anything more than just average objectively. But I think she's beautiful because I love her. Idk beauty is transitory, I was balding and she'll get wrinkles, but I don't love her for something transitory so our love is also not transitory. The person you're in love with will always be the most beautiful person on the planet.

You will never really find yourself attractive because why would you want to fuck yourself? You aren't ugly. You just are not your type. But you are someone's type and whoever that someone is will think you are the most attractive person there is.

 

[Otterly]

But you are someone's type and whoever that someone is will think you are the most attractive person there is.

This is a nice thought. It’d be nice to be thought of like that.

 

[ThePozzedOutCritic]

You just are not your type. But you are someone's type and whoever that someone is will think you are the most attractive person there is.

What if you're someone's type because they have a feeder fetish? (this was a good post I'm just having a laugh)

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

What if you're someone's type because they have a feeder fetish? (this was a good post I'm just having a laugh)

The Talk To Staff forum is thataway

 

[SoberHeart]

Confidence is very attractive.

I disagree personally, I prefer unconfident, anxious, and malleable boys. I don't really like someone who's either going to be apt with opportunities to cheat on me, or who's going to make me do some boring shit like fishing.

 

[long waters]

I disagree personally, I prefer unconfident, anxious, and malleable boys. I don't really like someone who's either going to be apt with opportunities to cheat on me, or who's going to make me do some boring shit like fishing.

t.discord groomer hag lady
how many victims do you have in your harem eh?

or who's going to make me do some boring shit like fishing

Spoiler: you're missing out on sexy fishing hats

PS: to clear any misunderstanding - I don't fish either, but I think the hats are cool : )