DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[thebigdream]

0:24

Nothing he could do to guarantee his good health, it's all his family's fault. He's so fucking dented

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Perhaps my favorite part of DSP space gaming is that Phil is constantly trying to find or manufacture some VIRAL MOMENT to get people to like him again. When he breaks out clownmode, or tries a HOT new release, or tries to make something he does funny, it's immediately obvious it's only an attempt to make a moment that's totally gonna break the internet you gaise. And it's always so damn obvious it's a facade, that he thinks to himself "THIS will springboard me into the spotlight again and make everyone like me!" And it's always the most pathetic shit.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

Maybe I'm just schizo, but I swear Phil's face is getting more & more asymmetrical. Do any medical-style Kiwis out there think he might have a case of stroke-face or Bell's palsy? Someone needs to do one of those mirror image comparisons using recent footage.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Phil KING SNAKES Ethan Ralph! Would NOT attend his wedding!


ralph snaked.mov

You just gonna take that, Ralph?

Please enjoy Phil's galaxy brain take on climate change.


climate.mov

Ralph is fucking pornstars while dsp is tard wrangling his beluga whale of a wife. He wishes he could live the 5 STARS DAYS BISH!!!! he will never surpass the ralphamale(revenge pornographer)

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This Nigger just lies to lie.

ALT has had a joke for a while about Metallica having a song called “Gravity”. It’s not real.

Someone asked Phil if he liked the nonexistent song and he said, “yeah, I enjoy it.”

 

[Pargon]

Bell's palsy

This comes up every few months. My spouse had Bell’s Palsy. Phil’s problem is something else.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's absolutely hilarious watching Phil's SF6 cope sessions with the sound off. As soon as he loses a round, he'll start flailing around as he whines and bitches about lag, the game sucks, etc. It's probably the only entertaining thing about his SF6 streams.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

My pigga lost to a basic Jamie after warming up before and during the stream and is immediately yapping, he cares so much it hurts. SF6 is the only thing he plays that makes me smile. Send in the pink Cammy to push him off the edge

 

[retardedfaggot]

that he thinks he can play street fighter is very funny

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I really like the slow anger build up. He's a very gracious humble player in the casual warm up, he starts getting progressively angrier against the first guy, then it was just straight up seething by the third. Incredible.

 

[Digger10]

I am impressed with DSP's ability to not do or say anything intelligent. I've been autistically following this idiot's antics for over a decade now, and I don't recall a single instance where he gave even the slightest hint that he wasn't a complete and utter moron. I'm not even comparing him to the average human being, as I'm fully aware he's retarded, yet he still manages to set the bar lower and lower every single day. I mean, how is that even possible? Usually people or animals we assume are stupid, still manage to do something smart, relatively speaking, every once in a while.

There are times when Phil will do or say something that I don't expect, like trying to order Door Dash during a flood or claiming that eating a single Pringle is an example of how disciplined he is. But Phil also has a long history of being a really dumb motherfucker and I can't remember the last time he did something that truly surprised me. My feelings tend to be less "I can't believe that Phil would do that" and more "If anyone would do that, it'd be Phil".

 

[00R-Gundam]

that he thinks he can play street fighter is very funny

Okay retardedfaggot, ill have you know hes the number 1 best player for some street fighter game and he can pick up a controller and play any game at a competitive level if he so chooses. Clearly youre a retarded detractor and probably some no life style human that doesnt know what is talking about. Trying having more street smarts than book smarts.

 

[Banworld Creature]

This Nigger just lies to lie.

ALT has had a joke for a while about Metallica having a song called “Gravity”. It’s not real.

Someone asked Phil if he liked the nonexistent song and he said, “yeah, I enjoy it.”

DSP is like the kids in school that lie to impress others, or to excuse a shortcoming. But unlike most of those kids, he never grew out of it.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

0:41

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€: oh my god indeed

0:32

 

[GodModule]

Borderline TOS breaking beg just now. Straight up demanding money. I'd clip but I'm on my laptop

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Borderline TOS breaking beg just now. Straight up demanding money. I'd clip but I'm on my laptop

I got you homie

0:28

 

[thebigdream]

Borderline TOS breaking beg just now. Straight up demanding money. I'd clip but I'm on my laptop

0:20

"SUPPORT THE FUCKING STREAM"

EDIT: Damn I got ninja'd. Nothing I could do dood, KF dropped my inputs

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

malding.mp4
"SUPPORT THE FUCKING STREAM"

EDIT: Damn I got ninja'd. Nothing I could do dood, KF dropped my inputs

What a piece of shit. I hope he didn’t get rewarded for that

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Street Fighter 6 is singlehandedly accelerating his mental state into full blown schizophrenia. Those two Cammy match reactions were literally back-to-back, within minutes. From pantomiming spanking and acking to screeching and demanding money from the audience like they're behind on their payments.

So glad he brought this game back! How far along will his schizophrenia be by the time he drahps it again?

 

[LongJohnSilvers]

extra daily sodium intake tonight