🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Miller]

Bossman right now:

 

[WelperHelper99]

Does Bossman just have DSP levels of luck at this point?

God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and the United States of America.
-Otto von Bismarck

 

[LePigeon]

THIS ISNT OVER YET. GODS PLAN
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[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

BOSSMAN IS FREE
FUCK RIGGERS

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I was talking about this in the Styx thread, but Bossman's greatest strength is that he shows up to court on time. Sure he goes out and just does crack the minute they let him, but when he gets caught he's right there wearing a nice button up shirt. Shit goes a long way.

This is god's truth right here, show up early, show up clean, be respectful and damned if that court won't bend over backwards for you.

You might still go to the big house, but the words "eventually" may be involved.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Smoking on that lawfag virginia state prison null troonos rickets iran goober reddit discord doubters rat pack

(CONTEXT AROUND HIS RELEASE: if you're wondering how he got out, he was given a warrant for his arrest right before the court hearing for an older charge that they waived. The fresh warrant for today was for violating his probation DAY ONE because he's never gone to meet his PO or done any drug testing. This is in a different building than the one he went to today so obviously they didn't instantly see he actually did have a warrant even though he was there in the court room.
This means he will be picked up soon by some rando sheriff and he's going down big time. He's very lucky though.)

 

[SomeGuy1111]

The rats had me believing their lies and now I look like a FOOL

 

[N Man]

RAT DAD SEETHES, BOSSMAN STAYS, OH MISS RATDAD, YOUR PUSSY IS SO TIGHT

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

Still in his court clothes bossman is right back at it, he said next court date is may 4th. How many piss tests will he dodge in 2 months.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Achievement attained!

 

[an retard]

What the fuck does Capias even mean if the nigga can just go home? Did they just turn him loose so they can arrest him later?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

THIS ISNT OVER YET. GODS PLAN

Poor Null. He had this jail bars thing ready to go and has to undo it 20 minutes later.

On a side note LMFAO.

 

[beautiful person]

Just noticed the bars are gone, lol.

 

[Hanged Man]

Does Bossman just have DSP levels of luck at this point?

CWC, DSP, and Bossman are made out of Teflon.

 

[N I G M O D E]

 

[Figurative For Figurative]

SEASON 8 ISN'T OVER YET BABY!

 

[Quintex96]

Does Bossman just have DSP levels of luck at this point?

If he had luck he wouldn't be losing it all, all the time.

BMJ is clearly running a CHR build. He's charming these jail sentences away.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Nigga how.

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and the United States of America.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

Well it’s official, smoking crack is now legal in the state of Virginia!

 

[RGK5H]

Wtf I love soft on crime policies now