“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[The Illusive Man]

My problem with actors are the amounts of them that overdo the botox and mess their faces up. Their whole job is to show emotion, and you can't do that when you're using botox.

They may as well just quit.

also AI filters can hide all their imperfections / wrinkles anyway, so all this botched surgery is made redundant. I think they just like being part of the cult. After all, it's en vogue to resemble a fucking alien these days.

 

[Overly Serious]

Brittany Venti is not hot enough to get away with being a toxic cunt

But is she famous enough to be a celebrity?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Speaking of people who look worse than they did before because of Ozempic, Kelly Osbourne.

All hail our new Lich Queen!

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

That’s not weight loss. That’s a lot of surgery. I have never ever seen any former fatty look like that, regardless of how much weight or what drugs they were on.

Not even ordinary buccal fat removal looks like it’s sharp enough to cut fabric. Hopefully that bit at least is just makeup.

Thanks, I hate it.

 

[General Patton]

That’s not weight loss. That’s a lot of surgery. I have never ever seen any former fatty look like that, regardless of how much weight or what drugs they were on.

Not even ordinary buccal fat removal looks like it’s sharp enough to cut fabric. Hopefully that bit at least is just makeup.

Thanks, I hate it.

Most regular former fatties look like John Goodman.

 

[BiggestBuford]

All hail our new Lich Queen!

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I'm glad Cobes isn't around to see this. He loved her (like a sister not in a weird way or nothing. He was Ozzy's biggest fan)

 

[Otterly]

That’s not weight loss. That’s a lot of surgery. I have never ever seen any former fatty look like that, regardless of how much weight or what drugs they were on.

Not even ordinary buccal fat removal looks like it’s sharp enough to cut fabric. Hopefully that bit at least is just makeup.

Thanks, I hate it.

It looks like she’s had a load of filler and then everything around the filler has wasted away, leaving just bone and filler.
She needs feeding up a bit.

 

[Dysnomia]

All hail our new Lich Queen!

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Some people are saying she has an eating disorder because Ozzy died and she's having trouble coping. She got mad that people accused her of being addicted to Ozempic. I wouldn't be surprised if she's on it because she looks more like Sharon's sister than her daughter now. And Sharon really fucked her body up with that stuff. She can't keep weight on now.

But even before Kelly started transforming into the crypt keeper she wasn't looking herself. She way overdid the plastic surgery.

Ryan Seacrest also looks like a ghoul now. Unless he's suffering from some undisclosed illness I'm thinking Ozempic. Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande and most Recently Demi Moore. They all look like concentration camp victims. My take is that it's become rampant in Hollywood because everyone is afraid of getting "Hollywood fat" i.e. normal people thin. Better to look like you just arisen from your grave to feed on brains than fear that extra 20 the camera adds.

I think it's unfair to compare her current pic to one when she was young. Because she didn't look terrible in The Substance and they could have used that. But now with the Ozempic and the bad plastic surgery she seems to have gotten she looks more like what happens to her character in The Substance because she and Sue don't follow the rules.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I’ve thought for ages that both Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston have had some weird sort of thing done to them, but both of them now have these weirdly stretched out mouths.

Scream, 1996:



Scream 7, 2026


Thinner and wider lips

Jamie Lee Curtis, 1996-ish


2024:

Thinner lips, but not much wider if any. Not as weirdly a difference to me.

Do our mouths really get wider as we age? Am I the crazy one here? (Yes, but maybe also no?)

 

[Arbiter]

I've noticed a phenomenon where actors start out attractive to women and unattractive to men, and then over the course of their career, they become much more attractive to men.

Young Leo was seen as THE heartthrob by female fans, but men complained that he was too girly. However, by the time of Wolf of Wall Street, he became an icon to men, while his aging appearance and dating history soured him in the eyes of women.

Remember when The Notebook came out? I remember men didn't like Ryan Gosling. They thought he looked goofy and were annoyed that women found him attractive. Fast forward to Blade Runner and suddenly Ryan Gosling is "LITERALLY ME!"

Who could forget how polarizing Robert Pattinson was during the Twilight craze? Girls loved him, and guys gagged at his mention. Now he's Batman and looksmaxxing inspo.


This makes me wonder, who is next? Which actor will acquire a big male fanbase that pretends to have always loved him? Could it possibly be Timothee Chalamet? That would be very interesting to see.

 

[Squanto Airi]

I've noticed a phenomenon where actors start out attractive to women and unattractive to men, and then over the course of their career, they become much more attractive to men.

Wouldn't the movie roles these actors are taking also a factor?

 

[Arbiter]

Wouldn't the movie roles these actors are taking also a factor?

Yes, although I am failing to think of an example of the opposite timeline, where an actor started out doing action roles with a fanbase of fanboys and then later in his career switched to romance roles and having a fanbase of fangirls.

 

[Google Drive]

All hail our new Lich Queen!

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WHAT. She looks like a fucking world of warcraft character.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Yes, although I am failing to think of an example of the opposite timeline, where an actor started out doing action roles with a fanbase of fanboys and then later in his career switched to romance roles and having a fanbase of fangirls.

I can't think of any either, though that may be due to actors "wanting to be taken more seriously (read:want an Oscar)" so they'll do drama roles.

 

[hikkna]

I probably am wrong for saying this, but I have never found Natalie Portman attractive, "hot", or understood her appeal. I think even when she was younger, her jaw looked a bit uncanny and I don't think she is all that unique or beautiful. She looks like an average rural midwestern farmer's daughter that would probably bully me, but of course I could be totally misguided. I feel like her hairstyle in the 2nd photo does not add to her appeal either. I do believe she aged very gracefully though and find her a lovely actress.

 

[Dog Rough]

I probably am wrong for saying this, but I have never found Natalie Portman attractive, "hot", or understood her appeal. I think even when she was younger, her jaw looked a bit uncanny and I don't think she is all that unique or beautiful. She looks like an average rural midwestern farmer's daughter that would probably bully me, but of course I could be totally misguided. I feel like her hairstyle in the 2nd photo does not add to her appeal either. I do believe she aged very gracefully though and find her a lovely actress.
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The age people were when the prequels came out probably have a huge influence on what they think of her.

 

[Otterly]

I've noticed a phenomenon where actors start out attractive to women and unattractive to men, and then over the course of their career, they become much more attractive to men.

I’d be amazed if Timothy chalamet ever looks attractive.

Natalie Portman

I think she’s really elegant. She has poise, for want of a better word. Old school glamour.

 

[General Patton]

Young Leo was seen as THE heartthrob by female fans

People forget that in 1998 he was huge and teenage girls were obsessed with him, like Twilight obsessed. He was on magazine covers and he was everywhere.

They had a name for it. Leo Mania.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

I probably am wrong for saying this, but I have never found Natalie Portman attractive, "hot", or understood her appeal. I think even when she was younger, her jaw looked a bit uncanny and I don't think she is all that unique or beautiful. She looks like an average rural midwestern farmer's daughter that would probably bully me, but of course I could be totally misguided. I feel like her hairstyle in the 2nd photo does not add to her appeal either. I do believe she aged very gracefully though and find her a lovely actress.
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There are many types of guys who thirst for her:

The pedos: these are the guys who saw her in "Leon: The Professional" when she was 12, and still see her as that CHILD. Sick fucks.

The geeks: she was Padme Amidala in the SW prequel trilogy, essentially filling in the Princess Leia role. She was also Jane Foster in the Thor films.

The emos: her roles in "Closer", "Black Swan", and "V For Vendetta" appealed to the guys who shopped at Hot Topic and listened to Fall Out Boy and Panic At The Disco.

The hipsters: she dated indie musician Devendra Banhart, as well as indie film darling Zach Braff. Not only does this appeal to hipsters, but these are mediocre looking guys, thus giving them hope that they had a shot with her too.

Her appeal is so large because she covers a wide spectrum of "types"

 

[Dysnomia]

I’ve thought for ages that both Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston have had some weird sort of thing done to them, but both of them now have these weirdly stretched out mouths.

Scream, 1996:
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Scream 7, 2026
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Thinner and wider lips

Jamie Lee Curtis, 1996-ish
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2024:
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Thinner lips, but not much wider if any. Not as weirdly a difference to me.

Do our mouths really get wider as we age? Am I the crazy one here? (Yes, but maybe also no?)

Maybe they had plastic surgeons who were honest enough no to talk them into the anaphylaxis lips just so they could make an extra buck.

I know our ears continue to grow. But it's far more noticeable with men. Not sure about lips because not everyone's lip completely deflate like popped noodle balloons. Could be genetics. We might just be noticing lips sans fillers and thinking it's weird merely because we are so desensitized to fillers now.

I've noticed a phenomenon where actors start out attractive to women and unattractive to men, and then over the course of their career, they become much more attractive to men.

Young Leo was seen as THE heartthrob by female fans, but men complained that he was too girly. However, by the time of Wolf of Wall Street, he became an icon to men, while his aging appearance and dating history soured him in the eyes of women.
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Remember when The Notebook came out? I remember men didn't like Ryan Gosling. They thought he looked goofy and were annoyed that women found him attractive. Fast forward to Blade Runner and suddenly Ryan Gosling is "LITERALLY ME!"
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Who could forget how polarizing Robert Pattinson was during the Twilight craze? Girls loved him, and guys gagged at his mention. Now he's Batman and looksmaxxing inspo.
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This makes me wonder, who is next? Which actor will acquire a big male fanbase that pretends to have always loved him? Could it possibly be Timothee Chalamet? That would be very interesting to see.

One word: Jelly. Men see heartthrobs on screen and seethe because they aren't getting the same attention from women irl. Then when these guys get older and more rugged and are no longer making teen romance bait on screen they start to identify with them.

I was thinking Timothee Chalamet too. He's 30 now. Twink death is unavoidable and he's gonna have to graduate to different roles eventually.

At least we'll always have River Phoenix.