Explain why you're not a kiwifarms paypig RIGHT NOW

I actually want to be, but I'm really gunshy after losing my PayPal account for no reason a few years back. Can't afford to lose my bank account, so I'm dubious about setting up BillPay since everything seems to want to punish people who give null money.
Yeah be careful about BillPay, my old bank seems to have flagged Lolcow LLC internally. I'd say switch banks or at least keep another account elsewhere, you wouldn't want to be in the same situation as Null.
 
I'll see what I can do. I might do crypto again if that's possible. However, I've bought a deal of merch and two Chris coins. Still I wanna become a black and gold 'True and Honest Fan' illuminati member. Presumably there's some ritual like in Eyes Wide Shut, except with cheese.
 
I'm on my NEETmaxxing arc
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