Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

I'd like to remind everyone that Reza Pahlavi dropped out twice from university due to bad performance until he finally secured a BS degree in political science by correspondence in fucking Morocco. He's inbred and retarded.
A lot of people make bad grades after their dad dies. Can’t think of anyone off the top of my head that lost their dad to cancer on top of losing everything else he lost as a crown prince on the wrong side of a revolution when he was 18/20 years old
 
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The soldiers of the Great Satan shall now tremble in fear. In the name of Allah and the martyred Imam Khamenei (Mercy upon him), not only did the IRGC captured several identical looking troops of the Epstein Empire, we are now sending in three armed IRGC mutants to raise the double standard of the Islamic Republic of Iran².
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One of these guys must’ve been born without ears. Guess he won’t hear the gunshots when they ring out as he’s executed. What a shame.
 
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The soldiers of the Great Satan shall now tremble in fear. In the name of Allah and the martyred Imam Khamenei (Mercy upon him), not only did the IRGC captured several identical looking troops of the Epstein Empire, we are now sending in three armed IRGC mutants to raise the double standard of the Islamic Republic of Iran².
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It’s so stupid this ai slop. The fact that the us troops don’t have helmets on should be a dead giveaway but I’m giving too much credit to people who take this at face value.
 
I understand turning off the transponder but why would you physically obscure the tail numbers?
Because they're almost certainly Speshul Ops haulers and the Pentagon doesn't want anyone building up a database of movements from tail numbers. Toss in some regular haulers going to places with obscured tail numbers and figuring out patterns and general tracking gets harder
 
Generalplan Ost was never implimented, the Rosenberg plan was. It sill involved an apartied state with Germans at the top, and every single jew and communist party member was executed on sight, but Ost was a proposal that never became policy, like the Morgenthau plan.
That would be news to Hitler himself seeing as he aggressively derided whatever policies of Rosenberg's he didn't like no matter how much sense they might have made from a pragmatic POV, like his attempt at de-collectivization land reform, as well as all the high-ranking Nazis, generals, soldiers, etc. who were told and believed that they were waging a war of annihilation & conducted themselves accordingly (especially evident in 1941). IIRC something like 2/3rds of the Soviet POWs taken early in the war died by the end of 1942, and they couldn't have all been Jews and/or commissars. Things like the Hunger Plan (specifically intended to starve Slavs to death on top of feeding Germans, and indeed causing famine in places like Ukraine which had already been devastated by the Holodomor) also would have been obviously massively counterproductive to Rosenberg's plot to turn the peoples of the Soviet Union against Stalin, yet they were implemented regardless.

Yes, organizationally some aspects of the Rosenberg Plan were implemented, like the Reichskomissariats. But by & large German policy on the ground seems to have been driven by Generalplan Ost, not Rosenberg's proposals. And in the end, clearly having the privilege of living in, say, a Reichskomissariat Ukraine was not enough to convince Ukrainians to turn against the USSR in sufficient numbers to help the Germans win (with 7 million fighting in the Red Army while at most 250k fought for the Germans), to say nothing of the rest of the SSRs and Slavic peoples.

However, this isn't a WW2 thread, so I will end my own history sperging here (by all means feel free to respond and get the last word in if you like, though). Instead, have a video of IRGC commander Salar Velayatmadar threatening to murder any & all protesters, specifically including children, on sight.



Speaking of Islamist commanders, it's now being said that they've taken to disguising themselves as women to try to move around without getting bombed, such is their valor and zeal in the face of Great and Little Satans who can actually shoot back & bomb them from above. Judge from those pictures whether that really is that guy in a chador dress, for example.

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The original tweet this is referencing, in Farsi.
 
America is not afraid to spend its soldiers lives. It just does not want to do so unnecessarily.
Or as Patton (didn't actually) say: "I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country."
 
A lot of people make bad grades after their dad dies. Can’t think of anyone off the top of my head that lost their dad to cancer on top of losing everything else he lost as a crown prince on the wrong side of a revolution when he was 18/20 years old
he was also a pilot and even volunteered to come back to iran to fight for iran in the iran iraq war, but the regime said no. hes probably not the sharpest tool in the shed, and not the most charasmatic guy, we got spoiled with trump, who is hilarious and polarizing however you feel about him, but pahlavi is a decent man. which is why he needs to make sure he has some good cats around him so he doesnt get eaten alive. hes not a despotic guy, at most he'll be like queen victoria. which i hope. iranians could use a break from despots.
 
Azerbaijans military is mobilizing on the orders of President Ilham Aliyev who has instructed the Azeri military to retaliate against Iran.


Azerbaijan vows retaliation after Iran’s ‘terrorist’ strikes​


  • Four people injured after at least four drones cross from Iran into Azerbaijan’s exclave of Nakhichevan
  • President Ilham Aliyev says his country's military have been instructed to 'prepare and carry out retaliatory measures'
BAKU: Azerbaijan President Ilham Aliyev accused Iran of “terrorism” and threatened retaliation after drone attacks Thursday wounded four people — an incident that could drag yet another country into the Middle East war.
Tehran denied the allegation and blamed Israel, Azerbaijan’s ally, of trying to stage a provocation.

The midday attacks involved at least four drones that crossed from Iran into Azerbaijan’s exclave of Nakhichevan bordering Iran, Baku said.
“Today a terrorist act was carried out from the Iranian side against the territory of Azerbaijan,” Aliyev told a hastily convened security council meeting.


Azerbaijan’s military “have been instructed to prepare and carry out retaliatory measures ... placed on mobilization level number one, and must be ready to conduct any operation,” he said.
 
Azerbaijans military is mobilizing on the orders of President Ilham Aliyev who has instructed the Azeri military to retaliate against Iran.


Azerbaijan vows retaliation after Iran’s ‘terrorist’ strikes​


  • Four people injured after at least four drones cross from Iran into Azerbaijan’s exclave of Nakhichevan
  • President Ilham Aliyev says his country's military have been instructed to 'prepare and carry out retaliatory measures'
BAKU: Azerbaijan President Ilham Aliyev accused Iran of “terrorism” and threatened retaliation after drone attacks Thursday wounded four people — an incident that could drag yet another country into the Middle East war.
Tehran denied the allegation and blamed Israel, Azerbaijan’s ally, of trying to stage a provocation.

The midday attacks involved at least four drones that crossed from Iran into Azerbaijan’s exclave of Nakhichevan bordering Iran, Baku said.
“Today a terrorist act was carried out from the Iranian side against the territory of Azerbaijan,” Aliyev told a hastily convened security council meeting.


Azerbaijan’s military “have been instructed to prepare and carry out retaliatory measures ... placed on mobilization level number one, and must be ready to conduct any operation,” he said.
Azerbaijan and Israel are very close ally....little known fact to the world.

Imagine if Azerbaijan and Kurds invade Iran instead of USA or Israel. Muslims would probably welcome them than not.
 
There's two Iranian dudes who work with me and they have been at each other's throats since the war started. One regularly flies back to Iran and is pro-government, the other is secular and pro-Western. They used to be cool but now they want to murder each other. It's been fucking hilarious to watch. :story:
 
Iran accused Mossad of landing in Iran, hijacking their launchers and attacking Azerbaijan
One one hand, that's exactly the kind of fuckery kikes get up to.
On the other, that's exactly the kind of lie that Iran would tell.

I hate sandniggers way more than kikes so I'm gonna believe the latter. Not that it matters anyway. lol

But seriously, the risk would not be worth it at all for Israel to do this. I doubt they did.
 
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